![]() Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Ghost Hunt. Latest News: So... I wasn't back after all.. I lost the inspration to write fanfictions cause I wanted to draw my own things and write original work. I've also been really busy with university, my course has nothing to do with study but what I do I have to work on every single day so it's been exhausting. I'm lazy and a procastinator too! But I'm now trying to write an original story on FictionPress here, for those who are curious but it would mean the world to me if I could have your support I'm also still busy with drawing a comic for Clipped Wings by AGENT Kum-chan. It's goinng slow and I know I was suppose to work on it a few years back but I felt I wasn't good enough yet. I've already started but it will surely take awhile because I first was to draw it all roughly out. You can find more updates about me and my stories on Tumblr, Wattpad, Twitter and Instagram! Who the hell am I? Well, for starters, I like to have oysters...ahem, i mean my name is Pseudonymous. Rewind, 'I.hate.my.name.' Back to my name, just call me Clipped or Enjie-chan! I used to be Akemi_Akira, a name I stuck to because a friend liked it a lot and used to be ClippedWing cause I loved that but a few people use it and it's easier to use a name that no one uses. So that's why I now use Clippedninja! I'm...i'm...okay, i'm gonna keep my age a secret rather. NEXT! About me: I'm lazy and random! Obviousy because most of the time I'm busy daydreaming... I stopped using my Fanfiction account for 2 years but now I can say that I'll be back! (now that I'm over and done with high school...) I shoudl start cleaning up this profile too so the stuff below are pretttty old now and I sure have changed a lot since then :0 gasp! Likes: Beef noodle- I mostly just love the taste of the noodle, Drawing- because it's fun and it's one way of not being bored, Singing- it's calming for me and I sing according to my mood (though i'm sorta embaressed..), Listening to music- so that i don't have to listen to people who give me lectures, Writing lyrics- writing them let me process through my mind easily and to know what's right and not, Daydreaming- I'm bored and almost not allow to do things. What else can i do?? Nothing, Read- if i didn't like reading then why am i on fanfic?? But reading is like being in a different world. Like living many different lives, Relax and all calming stuff- Because I'm pretty much lazy. Dislikes: MANY!! You wanna know what exactly? Okay! Food- because i can't take in too much food, Being a slave- I would rather want a slave, Make up- it's like eating crap, Hair- it's in the way, i would love it to be bold!...or not. Annoying people- not neccessary annoying, just the type of people who says i did something or thinks i this and that. Humans- okay, not you guys/girls but some people. Dentist- never thought i would say this, but they are evil. No, no I'm not litereally scared of them. I just don't like them. Girlish stuff- Just not my thing. Losing- If i lose...you better keep your windows shut. ...- I'm too lazy to type the rest. Contact me: Email address: clippedninja@msn.com Other contacts: My livejournal is put as my homepage, it'll tell you what's happening with my stories, etc and you'll also find my other accounts there. I don't have many interesting things to say, i'm pretty much lazy but every now and again i'll TRY to put something interesting on my profile. I found this conversation with my friends on facebook really funny, here it is: Kay-chan: O_o Oooooh! Look! A jellyfish! IT JIGGLES!! I was just posessed by a bubble that forced me to write that. Mo-chan: GASP!! i jnow that bubble... it always eats my dogs food!! Kay-chan: DOUBLE GASP Is your bubble big, purple and fluffy? Mo-chan: GASP GASP GASP IT IS!! Kay-chan: Oh, then we don't have the same bubble. (Nyahahaha) Mo-chan: O_o Kay-chan: lol, I gotzya there! Mo-chan: you confuseded me... Kay-chan: Is yer head spinning? 'Cause that's when nargles like to creap into your ears and make you fuzzy in the head. Mo-chan: but the nargles are my fwends :( Enjie-chan: ...oh look,there's a delete button! Kaylee, click on it! The 'delete' by your status =) Mo-chan: "Ooooh. What happens when i push this red one..." - DeeDee Enjie-chan: Idiot. T_T And here's another one: Mo-chan: I'm spamming you Kay-chan! Enjie-chan: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Someone just blackmail this guy!! Mo-chan: nehehehe... Enjie-chan: ...so...where's your cat? Mo-chan: oh, i just realised i left it outside and forgot to leve the window open XD Enjie-chan: ...lol. poor cat Enjie-chan: kay-chan is gonna be mad! lol... Mo-chan: only if she finds out... hahaha Mo-chan: CRAP!! ITS HER WALL!! Enjie-chan: ...deadlast... Mo-chan: see what i mean about not thinking things through?? Enjie-chan: I know. before you know it you'll be dancing nude infront of the whole school... Mo-chan: ... is that a bad thing?? _ Enjie-chan: lemme repeat, DEADLAST!! "Oh look, a nude dude." "Where? Where?"... Read More "Over there!" (All laughs maniacally) What you think? i think... that they will be laughing WITH me, not AT me Enjie-chan:...ah. that's true hey... Mo-chan: he ran away 700 years ago!! Enjie-chan: ...Be careful Mo-chan, you have giant You's chasing after you...Hope you're not alive... Kay-chan: Hope you're not alive... Nice, Engie-chan! That message made no sense!! And why are you guys doing this!! We're chatting on enough other places already!! Enjie-chan: ...it's fun and evil? Mo-chan: ... and sinister and annoying?? Enjie-chan: and cruel and mean and sadistic and cool? Kay-chan: STATUS CLOSED You have no choice, it is completly closed! Enjie-chan: ... But you closed it and then carried on commeting! :/ Kay-chan: STATUS COMPLETELY CLOSED HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me "You're next." They stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals. (Hahaha, i loved that! It's sad ) FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR: 1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE: 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. They will discover that the first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You will soon forward this to other (or another) idiot(s). 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. |
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