NeedlessToSay-NeedMoreToThink
hide bio
Poll: For my story Would you Rather, which of these couples would you rather haha sorry I use? Up to 5 plz - if you can't choose between two i.e. Nody vs. Gody feel free to choose both! They're in no particular order, btw, and some of them are side pairings Vote Now!
Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-07-08, id: 1659945, Profile Updated: 04-12-09
Author has written 6 stories for Death Note, Naruto, South Park, and Total Drama series.

Hello, and welcome to the profile of NeedlessToSay-NeedMoreToThink!
I'm currently in the-contest-I-created-which-no-one-knows-about to have the largest profile on ff! ha!

So some things...

Name: Have several, call me whatever - Jojo, Jelly, J, etc. (tho real name starts with a D - i no, wth?! lol)

Age: In the 10 to 10 billion range, closer to 10-20 tho

Interests/Things I like: Writing stories, Singing, Dancing (in the rain XD), Writing Lyrics, playing soccer/rugby (tho I sucked at rugby the one time I tried it), talking, playgrounds (I'm a kid at heart! alas), riding my bike, karate (is ninja),roller coasters (amusement parks), laser-tag, normal tag, noodles(lot of italian friends), reading, dogs/gerbils/parrots/bunnies, applesauce, rings (like jewelery), scented markers, hula-hooping, reading all of the awesome fanfics on the sight, Wandering aimlessly in the halls of my school when I'm supposed to be in class, abridged works, astronomy, astrology, cartoons, hiking, video games (specifically WOW, GH4/RB2, and most any Final Fantasy) (will be added to)

Fears: Heights, airports, airplanes, flying (in airplanes), weapons (guns, knives, etc.), rabid dogs, getting lost, having something important stolen, failing out of school, being trapped in sweltering-i'm-so-thirsty-oh-my-goodness heat, monster trucks (bad experience) (will be added to)

Things I LOATHE: Baking, cooking, yeah pretty much anything that has to do with me and a kitchen, driving long hours, school, the insatiable need my siblings have to bother me, when friends can't keep secrets . (you know who you are! XD), stereotypes, racism, prejudice, prissy-arrogant-stuck-up-i-think-i'm-so-much-better-than-you-even-though-I'm-not people (they need love! or a good smack across the head .), dentists, math (I'm actually good at it - I just find it annoying) (will be added to)


Thanks again to everyone I "borrowed" these next few dozen things from

I normally hate to get on the bandwagon, but I thought this was sort of interesting (and would take up room on my profile!)
I might have missed some but oh well

. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .


You Know You Live In 2008 When...

1. You accidentally enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Not to say that all guys are perfect either; this little passage could easily apply in the opposite order as well ;)


List your favorite TDI characters in random order.

1. Chris

2. Leshawna

3. Cody

4. DJ

5. Gwen

6. Eva

7. Duncan

8. the Bear

9. Noah

10. Lindsay

11. Tyler

12. Izzy

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic?

Nope, but they're probably out there

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Not really - luke warm

What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

actually, I could totally see that happening. So they'd probably just have a baby shower or something

Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yup! . too many to count

Do you think two and six make a good couple?

that, my dear friend, is what we call crack

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten - in my mind, Five/Nine isn't even a possibility... and besides, Five/Ten is sorta hot...

What would happen if seven walked in on two and ten having sex?

He'd make an insulting comment about Leshawna squishing Lindsay, then go get Courtney and try to get her to join

Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?

... Why did I put the bear as one of my favorite characters!? uh, idk. maybe. probably, actually. I mean, it is Chris after all...

Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Key out of Juvie

Make a summary for a three/ten fic.

She thought that he was Tyler; he thought, "Why the hell not? She's hot..."

If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

"Bare Necesities"? or I'd make up a song, titled, "Yeah, that was me in, like, those two episodes. Remember?"

If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Chris's little show had ulterior motives...

When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Uh, like yesterday

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Okay, so Chris and Duncan are in a happy relationship until Noah runs off with D.J. Chris, brokenhearted (wait, what would that have to do with Chris? Noah and D.J... huh?) has a hot one-night stand with Tyler, and a brief unhappy affair with Izzy, then follows the wise advice of Gwen and finds true love with Cody.
...Oh my poor brain, it hurts!

What title would you give this fic?

Chris Amiss, or Chris on Crack

How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

... DEEPLY disturbed


Questions worth considering... if you are really bored

Why do men refuse to stop and ask for directions, and women refuse to
learn how to read maps?
Because sometimes it's fun to have absolutely no idea where you're headed

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
I don't know - if you give the finger, does your mom wash it?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
More like a homicide, actually

Is there another word for synonym?
looks through my thesaurus

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
No - practice makes perfect

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
I guess they're always there, so...

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
... Give the animal a different plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Nope. A person without common sense is still a person after all.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Both. How depressing...

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
... Why would they exactly?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yup! We can

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
Yes. The better question is, does he use that right?

How do they get the deer to cross at the road sign?
Tell it to follow the chicken

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No. They taste fine XD

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Unsliced bread. It feels pretty rejected now...

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Hormone deficiency

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Thanks?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
They were the smart ones.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Yeah, but he doesn't give them presents.

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Eww eww eww! But no - spineless people are still vertebrates

It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has deteriorated.
To laugh or not to laugh. That is the question.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
In truth, she just didn't know where it was either.

If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
working?
Maybe they know something everyone else doesn't.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor since you can't drink
and drive?
For the irony.

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations, when smoking is prohibited
there?
Well where else would they be sold? Grocery stores?

Do you need to use a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Silencer effects the gun's sound, not the mime's... but why are we shooting mimes? Trent...

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
On the snowplow

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on
the doors?
Because they don't want you coming in.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
Yes, and the flavor would depend on the joke

If you are in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, what happens
when you turn on the headlights?
I don't think a vehicle traveling that fast could have headlights

Most packages say "open here"; What is the correct protocol to use if a
package says "open somewhere else?"
Keep walking around trying to find a place for the rest of forever

Why are there braille instructions on drive-in Automatic Teller
Machines?
Because it would be prejudiced not to have them... even if it makes no sense to have them

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do feet smell and our noses run?

Why do our noses run, and our feet smell?
Whoa. I'm psychic

Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
To make things as confusing as possible

Why are there flotation devices under airline seats instead of
parachutes?
So you don't drown. Duh

Why does Minute Rice require FIVE minutes to cook?
Why have you noticed this?

How good can a bedtime story be if it's supposed to put you to sleep?
Guess we'll never know, since we'll be asleep before the ending

If winners never quit, then why are you supposed to quit when you're
ahead?
Because then you're not a winner - you're a showboat

If ghosts go through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?
Because we have good balance

When you feel down, why do people ask you what's up?
To make you feel worse

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?
Because humans are specieists (It's a real word, according to me)

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, then why don't they
fly off to the sun?
What makes you think they haven't?

How are children supposed to take medicine when it's meant to be kept
out of their reach?
Parents?

If you sneeze on your computer, would it get a virus?
I hope not! apologizes to computer

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering sound
travels better through solids?
hmm... don't know that one actually.

Why does 'a fat chance' and 'a slim chance' mean the same thing?
Someone was very confused

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line instead of a drying line?
Why have you noticed this!?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
To show us why we need it

If dawn breaks, does dusk come back together?
No - it laughs while it watches dawn try to tho

Why does 'dyslexia' have to be so hard to spell?
Ot ekam efil redrah rof scixelsyd.

If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?
Accomplished a new level of stupidity.

If sour cream expires, is it then 'sweet cream'?
I don't know - why don't you try it? (don't really)

If superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when a
gun is thrown at him?
Because a gun is not a bullet.

Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
No, but they fly in pairs

Why do you push harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead?
To bring it back to life

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner have to drown also?
horrorified

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
On Mars... it's really starting to smell

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon
called a yellow?
Because the finders of those were a little bit more creative

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Of course - genius marketing!

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but
just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
Darn ppl stealing my ideas...

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
I don't know, but ppl from Lesbia are called Lesbos... hehe..

If people on psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call
you first?
They actually have no interest in talking to you.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why would you choke a Smurf!? Poor Smurf...

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
... They do? Uh-oh

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, and a racecar
driver is not called a racist?
Well, I'm sure some are

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Growth hormones

What is the speed of dark?
The speed of light reversed with cookies

If you dream of your death, what happens?
You wake up scared?

When you reach for the stars, and were successful, what do you reach
for next?
A camcorder to document you touching a star. Or nothing, because the star will explode you.

Okay - time to stereotype! fun...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.
x you watch sports on TV.
x gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing

Total: 7

hmm... so apparently, I am a man .


List your favorite Harry Potter characters in random order.

1. Harry

2. Ron

3. Fred

4. Draco M.

5. George

6. Snape

7. Hermione

8. Dumbledore

9. Sirius

10. Hedwig

11. Tonks

12. Cedric D.

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic?

Nope, and don't want to

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

He's cute, in the whole "I think I'm so bad but I'm not really" way

What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

... next question

Do you recall any fics about nine?

I need to read more of those actually

Do you think two and six make a good couple?

NOOOO! just... no

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

... George would probably choose Hedwig over Sirius... but Idk

What would happen if seven walked in on two and ten having sex?

Let's just say she'd have a bird (I couldn't resist!)

Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?

Yeah, but I'm not that into it... at all

Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Beyond the Grave

Make a summary for a three/ten fic.

... (Note to self - stop choosing animals as favorite characters!)
umm... George was busy one day, so Fred decided to pay his favorite owl a visit... and... uh... stuff

If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

Can't think of one... um... that one about "You were my mentor" but I forgot the title

If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Even the author doesn't know why she wrote this...

When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Not that recent - need to get back into that

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Harry and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Sirius runs off with Draco. Harry, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Tonks and a brief unhappy affair with Cedric, then follows the wise advice of George and finds true love with... FRED?

What title would you give this fic?

A Hairy Situation

How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

... once again, DEEPLY disturbed... for MANY reasons

Ha these are fun... and disturbing..

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Okay found it :P

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
The door

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A commercial

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
4:37

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:13 PM. Whoa where did the last half hour go?

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The t.v. My fingers on the keyboard (part of the computer in a sense but eh). Those damn voices in my head… (kidding)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was getting the mail I think

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The other person’s profile where I got this survey from XD

9. What are you wearing?
Why do you want to know? 0_o – sounds like one of those over the phone stalker guys…

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, about you crazy stalker boy! Nah, I really had a nightmare :(

11. When did you last laugh?
Now – I was thinking of when I last laughed and remembered the incident so it made me laugh

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Windows, pictures, outlets, stuffs, and paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?
There’s something strange in my mirror…

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I think the writer was a crazy stalker boy. I hope he is not watching me as a type this. I also think that the quiz is long, and wonder why it is called a quiz. It is a survey. Now, I am wondering why I am doing this. Oh yes, to have the longest profile. Well, then I guess it’s worth it.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Some animated crap

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Someone to pinch me

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
Ugh! This just went from creepy stalker guy to annoying interview guy! Umm… well, I’m an oxymoron in pretty much every sense of the word. I’m a smart-stupid rebellious-well-rounded opinionated-open-minded talented-clutz, and I tend to say the wrong thing, am as stubborn as… something stubborn…, will not touch meat, will not eat meat, play several instruments, and… just realized that the above request was for something, not somethings, about myself, and thus will stop answering.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
If even one small thing was changed, the world would not be the way it is. The world isn’t perfect, but in a sense it is right. I wouldn’t change anything because I have no right to; other deplorable things would likely happen in place of those I fixed, and there would be less horrendous acts for us to learn from, and only more for us to deal with.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yup!

20. George Bush:
Feel kind of bad for him – it’s not like he caused all our problems. Though I never really understood the war in Iraq… still, he’s not like some low, evil person. He’s sorta become a scapegoat.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Right now I like the name Sam. So yeah, maybe Sam. If I have children.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Something starting with an A, N or a J I guess. Eh, I don’t really know – probably going to adopt most of my children.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah, if the situation allowed

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
“PARTY TIME!” Or just a nice “Hi,” would be great.


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Bicycle.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? I already answered this! Oh but shelves – I forgot to add that.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, I’m perfect! Lol jk

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? The type on the radio

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Morning I think

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Big picture – an end to cancer. Little picture – for my friend to not be grounded any more. Littler picture – to get over my flu.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The 90s, my ex, my friend who is grounded still, when 2 + 2 equaled 4, etc.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Material wise? Eh, material stuffs not that big with me – but my plushy bear, being alive and all, is a totally different case!

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 something

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Don’t think so

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Don’t think so

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I haven’t cried in a while; kinda strange

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? The good-smelling kind.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Not a big fan of light-blue or green eyes or really blonde hair, but if it’s on the right person, that’s what matters – anything else I’m more immediately drawn to is all

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Doesn’t really matter – I would likely say no. Marriage isn’t my thing…

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee, all the way!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Doubly cheese!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Well, if you’re gonna ask this after the pizza question, of course I’m gonna want pizza…

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My friend “gave me” his trust – you can’t really beat that

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Crazy stalker boy from earlier has been growing on me… besides him, there’s this one girl…but only sorta

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? That would be AWESOME! But I don’t think I am :(

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? The Comfort Brand

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes – my bunny!

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? …bunny?... male hehe

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Well duh - You can’t exactly control it – so I would have to if I was going to

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I wish I could figure that out.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: ...do you mean type it?79

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Operator, because I suck at remembering numbers

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? … can’t answer this or I’ll start ranting.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yeah

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I’m stubborn, often say the wrong thing, lack common sense, over think things horribly, lack direction, can sometimes be impatient and/or procrastinate, can be really hyper, will from time to time force myself into the spotlight without even realizing it, and… there’s like a hundred more

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Well, I’m famous in my own mind – does that count?

37. FIRST JOB? Cut people’s grass

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes – I don’t suggest it.

WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Filling out another one of these. Sad XD

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yeah

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My personality and “my awesome skills!”

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yup

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth – all I want for my birthday is to know where they went .

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Don’t know – probably adopt a few

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Well, I’m sure someone else in the world has my name XD

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? When you wish upon a star…

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? … The good kind

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes. I enjoy trying to make sense of it after I’ve written my stories.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Gasp! is horribly offended No meat for me, evil interview guy!

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Yup – too bad you didn’t ask what they were. Hehe...

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? The one where I’m singing.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I couldn’t be another person because then I wouldn’t be me and then the question itself wouldn’t make sense. Would someone else be friends with me? Depends on who they are, but I would hope/think so.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Depends what you mean – in my opinion, everything is a part of who you are, from the way you present yourself to the way you look naturally. However, it’s the overall picture which matters, even if the literal picture wouldn’t be stereotypically good-looking. Besides, how you feel about a certain person impacts how he or she looks to you.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Hello, dear journal. That and just writing in general.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? America. My first is the Moon. Rather nice there

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? …Ugh, still don’t really care for material things. Feel kinda hypocritical for saying that, since I’m here using a computer. But I guess that would be it – my computer (because back then it was only a toy).

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Lots, but doesn’t really matter since I don’t use it

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Next question

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Sometimes, but it doesn’t really fit my personality – however, I love it in other people!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac and cheese, please!

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Don’t know. Honestly.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
They all begin with a J, and none of them make any sense

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Don’t really have one – love the sounds of nature lol

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Too many to count

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? A low 30 and like a 1490 I think

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? They’re all great! Can’t choose a favorite! If I had to I guess I'd say cookie dough or cookies and cream (which is funny because I don't really like cookies)

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Checks I would have to or they wouldn’t be mine, yes?

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Does typing count?

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? … Wow then I’m seeing things

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? You’ll never catch me coppers!

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes! I order them to! MWAHAHA

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? T.V.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My doctor

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Different from person to person – if they have a huge personality, the personality – if they have a huge afro, probably the afro – if they’re naked, you get the point

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? 100 years

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Hate. Eh idk – let’s all love!

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? The good month

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Mine (which I’m not sharing) and another two (which I’m not sharing cause I don’t wanna)

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Black, Dark Brown

86. EYE COLOR? Dark Brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Quiero taco bell! ... But no meat, thanks

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Vegetarian - grr

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? My friend run into a wall

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Every day I realize the world isn’t just about me (try and figure that one out)

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Many

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Demmie

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs are my drugs – seriously, you got any? ;)

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships for the most part, though I have nothing against ppl who disagree

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Lent money to a friend to buy something – does that count?

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? It’s red and it’s striped and about 3 inches tall.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Right now? Well I’m on the computer… ?

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Dreary, but still dreaming


An A to Z About Me…

The Letter A:

1.) What is your age? Teenager in high school – that’s all you need to know!

2.) What annoys you? Annoying things. See above for a list of said annoying things.

3.) Do you have any allergies? Yup… but they’re not all too relevant

The Letter B:

4.) Do you know anyone named Billy? Best name ever XD and yes, I do

5.) When is your birthday? The day I was born

6.) Who is your best friend(s)? I have several; if I had to name one it would be Pear (nickname) or Steven I guess… maybe Danny, depending on what day it is… actually, guess I really couldn’t name one lol

The Letter C:

7.) What's your favorite candy? Chocolate! End of story.

8.) When was the last time you cried? Not recently – I should cry more often

9.) Have you been out of the country? Once – want to go again

The Letter D:

10.) Do you daydream? All the time

11.) What's your favorite kind of dairy product? Ice Cream

12.) What’s your favorite day of the week? Depends on the week – I think I’m over-thinking these questions…

The Letter E:

13.) How do you like your eggs? In my ovaries

14.) Have you ever been in the emergency room? Yup! Really fun experience, oddly enough

15.) What's the easiest thing ever to do? …Ha ha… easy…

The Letter F:

16.) Have you ever flown in a plane? Yes, but it was horribly frightening

17.) Do you use fly swatters? Never killed a fly (intentionally), never gonna kill a fly (intentionally)

18.) Have you ever used a foghorn? Not to my knowledge

The Letter G:

19.) Have you pet a goat? In my - "I-ma-gin-a-tion"

20.) Are you a giver or a taker? More of a giver, curse me.

21.) Do you like gummy candies? Nope – they is made of real animals, which is bad

The Letter H:

22.) How are you? Meh. Was having fun with this but now I’m just sleepy…

23.) What's your height? 5.. something

24.) What color is your hair? Dark brown, most days. Or black I guess

The Letter I:

25) What's your favorite ice cream? I guess cookie dough or cookies and cream

26.) Have you ever ice skated? Yup – as part of my dancing routine

27.) Have you cheated the IRS? Never cheated on anything or anyone, actually is proud

The Letter J:

28.) What's your favorite jelly bean? ...Made from animals... grr...

29.) Do you tell jokes? Well duh. Now, are they funny? That's an entirely different question XD

30.) Do you wear nice jewelry? No. I wear bad jewelry.

The Letter K:

31.) Do you want to kill anybody? No! I couldn't kill anyone, or even think of it!

32.) Do you want to have kids? I'll probably adopt

33.) Where did you have kindergarten? In hell... er, I mean school

The Letter L:

34.) Are you laid back? Depends on what day of the month it is

35.) Do you lie? No. Never. Except just then. And now. etc.

36.) When is the last time you sent a hand-written letter? ... We still have those?

The Letter M:

37.) Ever talked in a microphone? Yup

38.) Do you still watch Disney Movies? Oh yeah! Best. Movies. Ever... except high school musical...

39.) Do you like mangos? Never had one

The Letter N:

40.) Do you have a nickname? Nope. I have several

41.) What’s your favorite number? I could make a TDA reference... eh, no I won't. I guess 3

42.) Do you prefer night over day? In general

The Letter O:

43.) Are you an only child? Not anymore!... Sadly

44.) Do you wish this was over? More than anything

45.) What is the closet orange object near you? ... An orange 0_o

The Letter P:

46.) What one fear are you most paranoid about? Um... the flying thing

47.) Do you think you are pretty? Yup. Every girl should.

48.) Do you play any instruments? Yup. Piano, Cello (slightly), violin, etc.

The Letter Q:

49.) Are you quick to judge people? I try not to be - doesn't mean I'm not.

50.) Do you have any quirks? Lol that's a nice thing to call them - gazillions!

51.) What do you keep quiet about? Secrets, sometimes my real thoughts, my worries, etc.

The Letter R:

52.) Do you think you're always right? Of course. I am a teenager...

53.) Do you watch reality TV? Does TDI count?

54.) What’s a good reason to cry? Peoples' and animals' sufferings

The Letter S:

55.) Are you a social person? YUP! Get me started and I won't stop! lol

56.) What is your favorite season? Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall.

57.) What states have you lived in? Not saying :)

The Letter T:

58.) What time did you wake up? Today? Like 6

59.) When did you last sleep in a tent? When I went camping last summer

60.) Do you like tomato's? Yes! They are a most delicious fruit.

The Letter U:

61.) Do listen to Usher? Not really.

62.) What is under your bed? A monster! AHH!

63.) Do you have an umbrella in your car? Maybe. If I could find the keys, I'd open it and tell ya

The Letter V:

64.) What’s the worst veggie? Onion or pepper

65.) Do you like movies with violence? If it has a good plot with it, or at the least, a REALLY bad plot in which case its fun to laugh at

66.) Where do you want to go on vacation? Out of the country somewhere

The Letter W:

67.) Ever been on a waverunner? A what?

68.) Do you wish on stars? Yes. It comes true

69.) Where do you work? Currently unemployed. Alas. But I babysit...

The Letter X:

70.) Have you ever had an x-ray? Twice

71.) Have you watched the x-games? Um I've heard of them

72.) Do you own a xylophone? Yes XD

The Letter Y:

73.) Do you like the color yellow? S'alright - pale yellow is gross tho

74.) What year were you born? I'm a 90's kid, tho I won't say which one

75.) What did you do yesterday? Had a friend come over, went out to eat, worked on some stories later... yeah, pretty uneventful day

The Letter Z:

76.) Do you believe in the zodiac? Somewhat. Depends on where the reading comes from.

77.) Ever been to the zoo? Yes!

78.) Has your bank account been at zero? When I first got it


And now for my OCs, just to take up space XD

1. Name: Chastity Collins

Nickname (from friends/ from enemies): Chaz

Age: 15, almost 16

Gender: Female

Hair: Somewhere between a dirty blonde and light brown. Short, borderline boy-cut (like to the nape of her neck) and straight, except at the very end where it curls up. Sometimes wears a clip to hold back stray strands.

Eyes: Hazel-brown and oval, but can look ferocious when she's angry or in a competition

Body: Pretty tiny - 5'1, but not scrawny. Around 110 pounds (is very toned) and has breasts but not huge - like a big B. Skin is slightly tanned and freckled.

Clothing:
Indoor: a white tank top with light green and pink polka dots and light green shorts - goes barefoot or wears fuzzy-green slippers.
Outer wear: a dark brown hat with a fuzz-ball on top and pictures of oak trees. Her jacket is also dark brown and goes to her knees. She doesn't wear gloves unless she has to (like it's borderline-frostbite cold), and she has tan boots also with fuzz-ball laces.
Swimsuit: Whoa when are they gonna use that in winter? lol well anyways, a one-piece wetsuit - black with a dark blue logo - covers down to her knees and up to her elbows
PJs: a very large tie-dye light green, white and yellow t-shirt which reaches past her thighs - will sometimes wear the slippers mentioned earlier with it.
Formal wear: a simple black dress with layers and flickers of glitter here and there. It's a sleeveless v-cut and it goes to the top of her thighs, flowing over them. Green high heels and a green purse, also glittery
Accessories: a belly button ring she almost never takes out which says “Dimension”

Stereotype: “One of the guys”

ONE thing that sets them apart from everyone else (optional, but helps): Has an impressive knowledge of automobiles, ranging from their names to how to use them – can hijack a car (as in she knows how to) but has never tried it, and knows the ins and outs of any engine battery, but has never worked on one due to her fear of electrical shocks

Personality: Laid-back and energetic but by no means a morning person – doesn’t gain energy till around eleven in the morning, but by then is a’ raring to go. Loves her sports and games and plays them well, more-or less living off the rush they give, though she can’t play certain sports (like basketball) to save her life – she is determined and keeps on trying. People tend to think she’s just one of the guys sometimes, but she does have a small, though still important “girl side.”

Fears (something physical at the very least) and why: Electrical shocks, because she touched an outlet when she was a child and still recalls the pain. Also fire, partially for the same reason. Slightly monophobic (she’s a girl who hangs out constantly with only guys, after all), and, last but not least, seeing large amounts of blood (but not in video games – she’s fine with cartoon gore and such).

Family: Two older twin step-brothers, Andrew and Jason, who were ten when she was two and their parents married. She considers them great and loves nothing more than to hang out with them, even though they constantly prank her and get her in trouble. Her mom, Laney, married their dad, Lars, and her birth father Simon remarried a woman named Cassidy, whom had a daughter with him which they named Dolores. Dolores thus is Chastity’s half-sister, and she is a little over five years younger. Chastity’s paternal grandparents live with Simon, Cassidy, and Dolores – their names are Simon Sr. and Patricia, and they are well into their 90s and disapprove of Cassidy’s lack of “feminity.” They have a small, yippy dog which they named Chuckles.

Other history: Chastity’s parents were married in a very religious ceremony, vowing to stay together until the day they died; they didn’t keep their promise. Chastity was born in Utah and lived there until she was eleven; during that time, her parents split, remarried, and her half-sister was born. She and her step-mom didn’t really get along at first and they still aren’t the best of friends, mainly because her step-mom, like her grandparents, disapproves of her, being that she is a stay at home mom with traditional values. After moving to Indiana, Chastity barely saw her step-mom, her dad, or half-sister anymore. She became even more immersed in the world of sports and video gaming, and her father didn’t even recognize her the next time he saw her. Recently, he and Cassidy have tried to keep Chastity away from Dolores, to prevent her from “corrupting” their child.

Likes: Anything athletic, chocolate, the color green, amphibians, socializing, most people, monkeys, jewelry (to an extent), video games, confidence, board games, table games (pool table, foosball, etc.), just hanging out, lounging in bed, watching t.v., automobiles, beat-boxing

Dislikes: Fire, Cosmetics, fakes/phonies, all chips except Doritos, dungarees and dungaree jackets (the material, basically), gender stereotypes (stereotypes in general, actually), racists, homophobes, religious fanatics, her step-mom, being put down and told she isn’t good enough to achieve

Talents: can beat ANYONE at foosball and air hockey, with her eyes closed and only one hand (how? Well sometimes she cheats, a trick of the trade her step-brother Jason taught her – but she’s naturally talented as well). Is pretty good at soccer and, randomly, origami. Can run very fast for far distances, and has a way with animals. Was the mascot of two teams (because she’s moved once and thus gone to two schools)- her first school team (for basketball) had her dressing as an Aardvark, while the second (for football) had her wearing a Bulldog outfit. Thus, she’s pretty good at “mascoting” also.
Weaknesses: Is slightly dyslexic and, though bright, tends to spell and read her words wrong. Also has trouble with reading road signs and following directions. While she won’t be mean in the morning, if you try to wake her, she’ll likely ignore you and stay in bed – if you manage to get her out, she’ll just stand there tiredly for awhile yawning with her eyes half closed (unless it’s after 11) – because of this, she’s often been late for school. Also has trouble socializing with girls – comes off as awkward, and many people think she’s a lesbian. She has no problem with that or with people who are, but she is not, and thus has trouble getting dates when all the guys see her as their “little brother.”

Pet Peeves: being judged before being given a chance, people who smack their lips together when they talk (she’ll look at them wide-eyed, like wth?), and people who are overly shy or go around preaching things which they are misinformed about

With what kind of guy/girl : She likes the strong and confident types, but not the really loud ones – she likes the ones who either are mainly silent or seem to speak an especially large amount to her. She prefers a tall guy but isn’t overly picky. He would be protective but eager to play her in a one-on-one game of something without holding back. If she really liked the guy, she would just talk to him a lot about random things, and then approach him and outright say, “So, you want to go (insert activity here) later with me?” Only issue there is that a lot of guys think she’s asking them out as a friend. If the guy were to approach her, she’d be shocked but immensely happy for him to simply say, “I think we should go out,” or something like that – she likes things straight to the point.

Religion: Her dad is Catholic and her mom is a Methodist; she was originally going to be raised Catholic, but after the split, her mom gained custody and didn’t pressure her to choose a religion. She considers herself Christian but doesn’t really know that much about it, and goes to Church every once in a while, mainly on holidays when she remembers to and wants to.

Other (odd hobbies, do they have an accent, any body tics…): She mumbles a lot of incoherent things when she’s tired, and has sleepwalked once or twice. Her left eyebrow is slightly odd looking, after one of her brothers’ pranks gone awry nearly shaved it off. She loves origami and collecting soap (she loves the smell!)

2. Name: Langston Crowley (Nickname - Lee)
Age: 16 1/2
Stereo-Type: The Deviant/ The Adventurer
Personality: Always active, determined, hyper, and ready for anything. Loves surprises, challenges, and anything and everything creative. He can come off as a goof and has trouble acting responsible and being taken serious. He hang-glides, rock climbs, races, etc., and paints as his main hobby. However, despite his love for the extreme, he has two left feet and no sense of direction.

Clothes-
Normal Clothes:light tan khaki pants with scuffed-up sneakers. His t-shirt is solid white (though he tends to get it dirty) and he has a wristwatch on his right wrist which also works as a compass. Has a hole on his left ear where he once had a piercing (and sometimes puts in some form of earring)
Swimsuit: Black bottoms with a white stripe on the side and the word "DARE" in red letters vertically on top of it - white draw string - tends to wear socks with it...
PJ's: Striped (light blue and white) with little pictures of brown bears and matching brown bear slippers

Looks-
Hair:dirty, messy brown. Between medium length and long - always disorderly and somewhat wavy.
Eyes: Light, almost yellowish-green. Big and full of wonder XD
Body: Medium height and lanky. Has very little muscle, but is stronger than he looks (tho not much)
Fitness Level (1-10): 4
Other Features: has stitches under his left armpit, a burn on his right collarbone (though it's hard to see) and only 4 toes on his left foot (which is why he wears the sneakers)- all were the results of his extreme lifestyle

Other-
Likes: Painting, Writing, Pretty Much anything that has to do with art, Black Olives, Salmon, Surprises, Reading, Parties, animals (mainly dogs), Games, flowers, cute things as well as tough things
Dislikes: Sleeping, Cheetahs, the smell of perfume, people who can't have fun (tries to get them to liven up), people who care about material things or beauty (won't associate with them)
Phobia: Boredom. Cheese left out in the sun too long (when it gets all runny and rots). And anything that has to do with Ol'Western/Country themes.
Why TDI: It's an adventure! One he can't pass up

Preference in dating: Someone willing to accept and be a part of his lifestyle, but who can bring him down when he wants to do something too dangerous. Will attempt to take him seriously. At first, to both of them, it might be a surprise how well they can get along
Orientation: Bi, though he's not upfront about it.
Medical issues: Cheese makes him sick, which sucks, cause he loves it. Also, he's allergic to certain perfumes

Other Stuff/Family History: Has no idea what his history is because he's never asked - feels like he is "At one with all." His mom left him and his dad when he was three; he visits her sometimes but has come to view her as a very insignificant part of his life (though he sometimes wishes he could change this) - has constantly moved from place to place. Was originally born in the states, but has lived in Africa and Europe as well (although of course he currently resides in Canada). As his older sister Kelsey put it, he was "Born with adventure in his heart and common sense at his feet, which he tends to trip over as he stares at the clouds." He comes from a middle class family (closer to poor than rich) and has an older sister Kelsey, a father Rick, a step-brother and a step-mom, and two dogs - one named Biscotti and one named Jagger (he likes Jagger better XD)

3. Name: Walter Q. Zimmerman

Nickname: Wally

Traits: comes off stiff to those who don't know him and almost conceited/condescending. Is sort of uptight, but deep down, he's a real sweetheart. He's just sort of lost due to the clash between his beliefs and his parents'.

Personality: he's a mix of historian, poet, and "rich boy."

Hair color: Reddish-brown
Eye color: Deep Brown
Clothes: In daily life, a suit, but on the t.v. show a bright yellow polo and light gray khakis
Shoes: Wears brown or red thongs (flip flops)
Skin: slightly tanned with a handful of freckles
Hair style: It grows quickly, and although his parents always tried to tame it, it's wild and always at least past his ears.
Other appearance stuff: has a wrist watch which doesn't work, but he keeps a tiny pen in the place where you turn the dial.

Family/Friends: Two sisters, Lydia and Bailey, who are two and three years younger than him, respectively. Lives with his dad, Dennis, because his parents are divorced, and his mom, Linda, is imprisoned. They have two cats, Louie and Stuie, and at one time, a monkey named Pott.

History: Wally was born into the lap of luxury, but never felt at home there. Ever since he could remember, he'd been enthralled by the world around him. He had wanted to be a part of it but his parents kept him locked away. He was raised to be a businessman, but born with the heart of a writer.
Although he never says it aloud, Wally knows that he caused his parents' divorce, and not in the way that some kids claim to be responsible. His mother embezzled hundreds of thousands in a business transaction, which Wally discovered thanks to an anonymous phone call. Like any writer, he published the story in the local paper (under an anonymous name, as well). The realization caused his father to divorce his mother and his mother to be imprisoned.

Hobbies: writing, collecting bugs, going to museums, kayaking
Fears: becoming a "tyrant" like his parents and losing himself along the way. Also is afraid of nuts, because he's allergic, and giant lizards (for unspecified reasons...).
Talents: is an excellent violinist; has played for thirteen years. Has an expansive knowledge of European history (art and culture) as well as a love and interest in the English monarchs. Is great with numbers/finances (but he's not overly proud of it, though always willing to show it off). Writes exceptional poetry (by his standards, anyway, but is often unwilling to share that side of himself).

Favorite food(s): Pasta with feta cheese and orange juice (he used to like making his own food as a kid, and that's the best he came up with...)

Age: 16

Height: 5'7, but claims to be 5'9

Build: average weight, slightly muscled.

Good personality traits: true to himself and determined. He's not one to be quiet when he feels that the matter at hand is important. A good listener who can be relied on. Can be manipulative (don't know if that's a good or bad trait)/

Bad personality traits: not very self-motivated; can have trouble adjusting to new situations. Has trouble with being "the leader" and can appear distant. A little cocky... or a lot, depending on the situation, though part of it is to mask certain self-conscious issues.

Weaknesses: technical things, and handling scaly animals.
Medical conditions: allergic to nuts? and can not STAND chips of any kind - they make him feel sick (queasily)

Odd traits: speaks to himself sometimes as if he's two people. Also, will play an imaginary violin when he's bored and thinks no one is looking (all those years of practice messed with him a lil)

He would never date someone like this: concerned with appearance or money, never valuing the more beautiful things in life. Also, can't date someone who can't be serious or who is overly gloomy.

He would date someone like this: someone who can speak to him on a personal level, who would care for him and say it often. Who would put him in check when he goes out of bounds, who is sweet (and possibly cheery) but mainly compassionate.

4. Name: Holland Xavier-Lane

Nickname (from friends/ from enemies): When referring to him, his friends sometimes call him His holy highness

Age: just turned 17

Gender: Male

Hair: Shaggy and dark brown - somewhat static, and pretty dry

Eyes: Round and Cerulean Blue

Body: looks a little chubby but only around the belly (and it's actually from malnutrition); otherwise is overly thin - has stringy arms and fairly long legs – pretty hairy legs, but arms, not so much. About 5’7 or 8 and 130 pounds. Darkish skin (his mom has black, his dad has white, so it's a mix)

Clothing (indoors): Dark Blue-denim overalls with holes on the knees and a tear on the left bottom leg. Doesn’t wear a shirt underneath but walks around in grey or white socks which also have holes in them.
Outer wear (winter coat, hat, gloves, etc.): Doesn’t have a hat, but does use dark grey, slightly shedding earmuffs and light grey gloves which also have holes in them. His jacket is a flimsy light blue with (you guessed it) a few holes in it and no zipper – closes it with a pin, or leaves it open. His black boots, surprisingly, have no holes in them, but are pretty scuffed up
Swimsuit: tends to just jump in the water in his boxers, which are patched red and white
PJs: same – sleeps in his boxers
Formal wear: a white t-shirt with a picture of a light blue tie on it – light blue jeans complete the ensemble with white and blue striped sneakers
Accessories: a friendship bracelet tied around his right wrist – it says Diana

Stereotype: the poverty-stricken street smarts kid; the Improviser

ONE thing that sets them apart from everyone else (optional, but helps): Can only eat raw foods - his stomach has become so accustomed to eating things uncooked, that he gets nauseous from "real" food.

Personality: hardworking yet kind-hearted, Holland knows the value of a dollar. He is self-sufficient to the point that he won’t go hungry, courageous, and is as loyal as a dog. However, he can be fairly selfish, not realizing until it’s too late. He would never physically harm a person, but, if the opportunity arises and he needs it, he is quite capable of taking advantage of them. It doesn’t mean he likes it, but he sure is good at it.

Fears (something physical at the very least) and why: losing his home(because it has happened before), being mugged(because it has almost happened before), certain birds (just a random phobia), prison and police sirens (has never been to jail, but has had his father and some friends go, and has almost gone twice). Is a hypochondriac with a fear of needles.

Family: His father is in jail and he barely knows him – his mother and younger sister live with him in a two-room apartment. His sister’s name is Hannah (she’s 11) and she is sick quite often. He had a cousin named Diana whom he was very close to, but she no longer speaks to him.

Other history: Holland was born in a small flat in Denver; he didn’t stay there long. By the time he was three, his mom had lost her job as a publicist and his father had become a heavy drinker. For a while, they stayed with relatives, including Holland’s cousin Diana whom became his best friend. But eventually, Diana became diagnosed with a genetic disease, and her parents kicked out Holland’s family in order to pay for her medical bills. They stayed on the streets for two years. Soon after, Hannah was born, and shortly after that, was diagnosed with the same disease as Diana. Holland’s father became desperate – he attempted to borrow money from his relatives, and when they refused, tried to steal it. He was caught and thrown in jail and all relations with Diana’s family were severed. Hannah became increasingly sick, and to this day, she still grows worse.

Likes: Money, Family, Fish (as pets), swimming, Thunder storms (finds them relaxing), Music, Raw Steak, Dancing in the rain, hard workers, physical labor, honesty

Dislikes: Camping (reminds him of life on the streets), birds, candy, violence (is a pacifist by nature, fighter by nurture), and liars

Talents: Can pickpocket like a pro (though only does so when he is desperate) and has talents with fire which would make one think he was a pyro. Is a great swimmer and can hold his breathe for almost two minutes.

Weaknesses: Will do almost anything for a dollar – it has become an innate part of his life. Sometimes struggles with right and wrong; lets his morals overpass common sense (which can be seen as good or bad, I guess). Has trouble being humble – doesn’t want to seem like he needs help, even if he does (is a bit prideful) Also has trouble saying no.

Pet Peeves: People who steal (though in that sense he is somewhat hypocritical), people who have no manners (he doesn’t see poverty as an excuse to be rude)

With what kind of guy/girl: Isn’t really that interested in a relationship – wouldn’t be the instigator, but rather let the person approach him. Is money-hungry, so might be persuaded by someone who has it, but would likely find true feelings for someone who would show him “the light,” who would tell him that things were going to work out okay, and who would mean it. Who would be willing to help him and willing to hold him without making him feel inadequate.

Religion: Methodist, but pretty much gave up on God a long time ago

Other (odd hobbies, do they have an accent, any body tics…): Has a North-eastern accent (Diana's family lived there) and
will sometimes shake his head no when saying yes (because he has trouble saying no - this is a sign that he is lying, and really wants to say no)


On an interesting note:
I'm fairly scatter-brained, and for that reason, tend to only update things which look promising and/or people ask me to keep working on. Same goes for the stories I read - if one's not updated for over 3 months, and suddenly gets updated, chances are I won't read it anymore (unless it's really good). I'm also fairly busy outside of the site and tend to get discouraged when not being critiqued at all. So if I don't update for awhile, remove a story, or always review your stories and one day suddenly stop, it is probably for one of these reasons.

And now, these are a few of my

Favorite things:
Shows (in no particular order): South Park, TDI, The Simpsons, Family Guy, CSI, CSI: Miami, Law and Order, American Idol (certain seasons),will be added to

Books: Harry Potter Series, Twilight/The Host (Don't judge me! - they're cute... and i don't obsess), Inheritance, Interview, The Stand, Jane Eyre, Pretty much anything Shakespeare (even tho those are technically plays) except for a few (like Romeo and Juliet... don't get me started), will be added to

Movies: 300, Dark Knight, 6th Sense, King Kong, will be added to

Well, that's it so far - guess I'll be adding more later... but rite now I'm just wondering...
Why the heck did you read all of that!?

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Playing Pretend Just Got A Lot Gayer by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Noah finds out that Eva wants to ask him out. Now Noah is acting gay to keep her off his tail, but since he's pretending to date Cody, who is hellbent on revenge against Eva, things might go a little too far. CodyxNoah.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,283 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - [Cody, Noah] - Complete
Rising dragon, crouching genius by Shiva's Avatar reviews
With a flick of a pen a new shen gong wu can reveal a person’s deepest secrets … but what does a certain monk do when he finds out his archenemy’s secrets aren’t quite what he expected? RaixJack – obviously slash
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,893 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Raimundo, Jack
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants return to Wawanakwa for a second season, almost straight after the first. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Will Heather endure, can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the elusive jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chris M., Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
You’ll understand when you grow up… by suaviorXchu reviews
The twins learn a new word.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The End of the World
as we know it. When everything turns upside down, the boys are hard-pressed to stop it. Kenny's rich, Kyle's failing, Stan is gay, and Cartman's - nice? Rated M for language and later drama
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Published: 4/12/2009
Would You Rather reviews
The past can not be changed; all we can do is live with it, or wish it were different. Noah-centric, still deciding pairings
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Noah
Rivals in Arms reviews
It's a war in which they're allies, both wanting to fight for the enemy. Multiple pairings, yaoi, and dark themes - be warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Once, We Were reviews
When friendship is all we have, what happens when we refuse it?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Gamer's Anonymous reviews
In a story that never could happen, but would be hilarious if it did, Mello discovers the joys of video games, and becomes more addicted to them than chocolate.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Mello, Near
The Early Years
The story behind Konan and Pein, and the body which he wears. Contains some PeinxKonan as well as Konan with two other people later on. I'll do disclaimer here - I own nada!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Konan