Hi my name is Kaminari Taka and for those who don't know my pen name in Japanese means "Thunder Hawk." Well I hope you read whatever stories I write. Please review, and tell me what I'm doing wrong. I generally like adventure with some comedy, and I'm a Red Senior Belt in Taekwando. I am a fan of the Assassin's Creed series, and I like Red Dead Redemption. I also read manga (Bleach, Fairy Tail, Psyren, Rave Master, Noblesse, ect.)

You know you're from Alabama...

1. You measure distance in hours.

2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

4. Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.

5. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it,
no matter what time of the year.

6. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

7. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
grain, or animal.

8. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.

9. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car.

10. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.

11. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.

12. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

13. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.

14. The local paper covers national and international news on one page but
requires 6 pages for sports.

15. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

16. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

17. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."

18. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and
Christmas.

19. You know whether another Alabamian is from southern, middle, or northern
Alabama as soon as they open their mouth.

20. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.

21. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin"or
off to "Wally World.

22. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili
weather.

23. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor

24. You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from
Alabama.

if any of this is true about you copy and paste it to your profile then add your name to the list

ninja master denkou,Kaminari man,

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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think a good alternitive to screaming is laughing your head off, copy and paste this in your profile.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

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Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1.How does the world see you?

Rember the Name (Fort Minor)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Weasel Stomping Day (Weird Al)

3. What do my friends really think of me?

One Step Closer (Linkin Park)

4.Do people secretly lust after me?

In The End (Linkin Park)

5. How can I make myself happy?

Numa Numa (Ozone)

6. What should I do with my life?

Headstrong (Trapt)

7. What is some good advice for me?

Re-Education (Rise Against)

8. How will I be remembered?

Invincible (Adelitas Way)

9. What is my signature dancing song?

Forgotten (Linkin Park)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Savior (Rise Against)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

New Divide (Linkin Park)

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Breaking The Habit (Linkin Park)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Prayer Of The Refugee (Rise Against)

14. What is my day going to be like?

Points Of Authority (Linkin Park)

15. What will tomorrow bring?

It's Not My Time (3 Doors Down)