Crazy Samurai
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hey! this is me Crazy Samurai but also known as Ilf, Lelle, Lucky Contender, Marwin... anyhoo... u can go to my newest expage i've made. it is...:
www.expage.com/harrypottersweusa

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Complications of the Heart by Lexi Gregory reviews
Hermione cared about Ron with all her heart, but he dumped her like yesterdays waste. What happens when she starts dating someone close to him. Ron isnt the only one who has eyes for the new Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,191 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
You Can't Forget The Past by anjel-aranel reviews
In their final year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter gets Ashlie Peterson pregnant. Months after their twins are born, she leaves for the Muggle world in the United States, taking one of the twins with her. Eleven years later, a letter arrives...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/13/2005
Summer at the Weasley by X1xDiamondxRosex1X reviews
Well everything starts fine, Hermione & Harry go to the Burrow for the summer and a little romance blossoms between Hermione and Fred. But what happens when Draco & Hermione are Head boygirl and Draco intervenes in Hermione and Freds life? CHP. 18 IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,774 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Hermione G., George W.
Aren't Little Girls Made of Sugar and Spice? by Jagged Epiphany reviews
Tired of the cliched and overused couples? Then this story is for you! Post-Hog. Alicia Spinnet is tired of the twins setting her up till they set her up with...Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,014 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Harry P., Alicia S.
By Some Cruel Twist of Fate by punknpotter reviews
Someone is reading Hermione’s diary, and through that information, a series of practical jokes befall her…all from Draco Malfoy. However, something happens that Draco isn’t counting on: LOVE. R&R! DMHG! CHAPTER 6 FINALLY UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Expecting the Unexpected by DDR reviews
1 boy, 2 girls, 2 life changing events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Things You Shouldn't Mix by aplacefarawayfromhere reviews
When we thought it was all over, Snape had to go and ruin our lives again. Now we have a year round potions project, two infuriated Slytherins, and people wondering about Harry's bean problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,835 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Technicolor Dream Phoenix by Percydude reviews
Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,376 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 8/2/2003
No Regrets by burning.sparks reviews
Hermione left, and made life changing decisions. now shes back 15 yrs later, with no regrets. but what about blaise?...HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,224 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Three Little Tasks by lonely fish in da fish bowl reviews
I dont believe in prince charmings'she said with an irritated expression He raised an eyebrow at her'How about a knight in shinning armor'he asks'Well'she said'Then i really hope you get roasted in all that medal'he smirked and replied'oh,but it's winter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,267 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Draco and Hermione: Lust or love? by chebetta reviews
Draco and Hermione are wanting each other but things start to happen. Deaths, beatings, attacks, forgiveness, and new lifes. Is it lust ... or is it love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,129 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Out of Our Hands by KoniGeorghion reviews
Is she crazy? He's the cutest boy in school! He's singlehe's in love with herand she's his best friend! Who could ask for more? Hermione is distraught...until she meets up with his brother...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
A Summer's Romance by Airalynn reviews
ON HOLD Hermione hates being herself, and no one seems to notice her. Harry and Ron are always away, and she's stuck by herself. But a gruesome relationship forms with someone that she never even dreamed of loving. GeW HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,883 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., George W.
Black Light by Dante Lewis reviews
COMPLETE! AU What will Snape do when his sister dies, leaving him to raise the child she bore to Sirius Black? Call Remus Lupin of course! But a life built on secrets is but a house built on sand as they will discover. 1st FF Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 96 - Words: 337,263 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione and Draco Forever by DarkPrincessMalfoy reviews
Pansy and Draco are together, how could they not be? Too bad Ron likes Pansy and Hermione can’t stop thinking about Draco. What will happen when Hermione goes after Draco and everything changes? Read and find out! HGDM RWPP HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lives and Loves of Ravenclaw Girls by LEAH Forums reviews
Set in the MWPP era. Five friends, Samantha, Julie, Megan, Heidi and Shannon from Ravenclaw try their luck at romance with Marauders, Slytherins and many others, all while trying to keep out of trouble with the Head of Slytherin house, Professor Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,803 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Complete
The Paranormal Odds by BoredBrunette reviews
WARNING: This fic contains three odd girls [Yes, they're OCs] with their own villian to deal with [OC], Waffle Pudding, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, Linkin Park songs, and short chapters. The author is insane & stupid at times. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 31,875 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Complete
Behind The Mask of Perfection by Mz. Riskay reviews
Hermione has a boyfriend that is almost perfect. Except for the fact that he beats her. She blames herself for his actions, saying if she weren't so stupid this wouldn't have happened. She considers ending it all. Who will help her? GWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - George W., Hermione G.