Ghost Rider of the Aragon
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Author has written 31 stories for Criminal Minds, NCIS: Los Angeles, Van Helsing, NCIS, Once Upon a Time, Lord of the Rings, Avengers, Thor, Supernatural, Captain America, Forever, Norse Mythology, and Frozen.

You can find me on tumblr, where I am known as ghostriderofthearagon. (wow, really creative URL, huh? ) I also run several roleplay blogs (Marvel, Fantastic Beasts, and Kingsman), if you're interested drop me an ask on my main blog, and we'll go from there.


I'm American, I'm a girl, and I'm Christian. I love writing, which is weird because I hate grammar (It's more like grammar hated me.) I'm known for tripping over nothing, running into doors, falling up the stairs, and fainting in inopportune places.

Yes, I'm homeschooled

Yes, I'm socialized.

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''Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.''

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity

Boldly going nowhere.
Don't feel pity for the stupidity.
It's hard to look like i care because i don't.
Don't judge a man till you walk a mile in his shoes, after that who cares you're a mile away and you've got his shoes
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

He who laughs last didn't get it.
Whatever it is I didn't do it! YET..


MY OWN PERSONAL RULES OF FANFICTION!!!

1. you shall not write a non-summary such as "*insert fave fandom pairing* blah blah blah...story is better than summary, PLEASE READ!!!" this is essentially troll bait, and I will feel almost no pity for you when you get flamed. also, when you put "first shot, please be kind" in your summary, it makes me want to find a reason not to be kind.

2. under normal circumstances, you shall use proper grammar, spelling, and English.

2.1 you may use improper grammar, spelling, and English if the genre of the story calls for it, such as in CRACK!fics (likewhensomeoneisreallyhyperandtheyaretalkingreallyfastandyoudon'tusespaces! or words like gonna, didja, and funner. funnerer is acceptable as well.)

2.2 you shall not rely exclusively on spellcheck to edit and proof read your work. nothing ruins a dramatic angst-filled moment in a story like "she loved him more than life itself, but she didn't have the gouts to tell him..." there is a huge difference between guts and gouts; "guts" in this instance meaning "courage" and "gouts" meaning "multiple inflammations of middle aged man toes caused by increased levels of uric acid in the bloodstream". Spellcheck doesn't see the difference.

3. Warn your readers about any OOC, OC's, AU, and non-canon pairings.

3.1 Warn your readers about any triggers or mature themes in a pre-author's note

4. you shall show gratitude for reviews. give your readers a reply, be it a shout out in a future chapter, or an actual reply in their inbox.

5.if someone reviews your story, the least you could do is review one of each of the reviewer's stories. Odds are, if they review one of your stories, they have at least one in that same fandom. no matter how old the story is. if they don't wanna get an email notification about a review, they should delete all their stories so that they are not troubled by FF emails


About Me

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? My boyfriend.
2. Are you outgoing or shy? Shy, until I get to know you.
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? My friend at church, and my cousin.
4. Are you easy to get along with? I am fairly easy-going.
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Probably.
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? People who can expand my horizons, and at the same time are somewhat like me.
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Most likely, if my current one keeps going.
8. Who from the gender(s) you are attracted to is on your mind? Hiddles…he has taken over the majority of that segment of my mind.
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Just a bit, but it’s a part of life, so, I’m gonna have to learn to deal with it.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My mother.
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? I don’t text. I know, I can hear the horrified gasps already. I get that all the time at work.
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? I’m Not Calling You a Liar (Florence and the Machine), Monster (Skillet), Let it Go (Frozen Soundtrack), Good Time (Owl City), and Where’s My Thing? (Rush)
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Depends upon my mood, and whether or not my hair is long enough to play with.
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Miracles, yes. Luck, not so much, but I do believe that that there are people who are either more/less prone to misfortune.
15. What good thing happened this summer? I got a job.
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes.
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? No, but it’s fun imagining what would happen if there was…
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No, but since I never actually spoke a word to my first crush, it’s really not that surprising…
19. Do you like bubble baths? Occasionally
20. Do you like your neighbors? Yes. I live next to a cemetery; they’re very quiet, and they don’t have any wild parties…
21. What are your bad habits? I’m not sure, I haven’t really thought about it before…I’d probably say letting my room get to be a disaster.
22. Where would you like to travel? Canada, Sweden, Austria, and Egypt. Random, right?
23. Do you have trust issues? Maybe a little. I just like to get to know people before I’m comfortable in their company.
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? I’m torn between waking up to be bombarded with Hiddles on my dash, or the drive home from work. Seriously, those are the highlights of my day.
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? I shall take a page from Amy March’s book here, and say “my nose”. It’s too “meh” for my taste. I suppose I should be grateful that it’s not like, say, Geddy Lee’s nose.
26. What do you do when you wake up? Dream of going back to bed.
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Lighter, I suppose. Not really sure about that one…
28. Who are you most comfortable around? My sister and my cousin.
29. Have any of your exs told you they regret breaking up? No. But if my boyfriend ever breaks up with me, he will regret it. My father will see to that...
30. Do you ever want to get married? Someday, maybe. I’m patient. I can wait.
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? Nope! Pixie cut, baby!!
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? I don’t think I understand the question, but if I could hang out with two of my fave celebrities, I would choose Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Jackman.
33. Spell your name with your chin. What?
34. Do you play sports? What sports? Nope. Not an athletic bone in my body. But I do enjoy rollerskating and riding my bike.
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV, but I’d rather not have to give up either of them.
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes.
37. What do you say during awkward silences? Nothing. It’s called “awkward silence” for a reason. And I’m the epitome of awkward, so…yeah…
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Someone who understands me, and is willing to let me take my time growing up. A sense of humor doesn’t hurt either.
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Bath and Body Works, Hot Topic, and Barnes and Noble. God, I’m boring…
40. What do you want to do after high school? *crickets* …
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Everyone DOES deserve a second chance. 70x7, ya’ll. But the best part is to see if they make the most of it.
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? It could mean anything. I could be angry, sad, happy, content, thinking of a story plot…or I could just be asleep.
43. Do you smile at strangers? Only if I feel that it won’t freak them out.
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Oooh, that’s a hard one…probably the bottom of the ocean.
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? The knowledge that this crazy messed up life isn’t permanent.
46. What are you paranoid about? Being late for work. And whether or not my boyfriend’s ex has figured out which car is mine…
47. Have you ever been high? Not intentionally. It was not a pleasant experience. Lacquer fumes are a bitch.
48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes, but I was only slightly tipsy, and I remember the whole thing, so nothing dangerous.
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Not that I’m aware of…
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black
51. Ever wished you were someone else? Sometimes, but then, how boring would it be if there was two of the same person?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My motivation to clean my room or wash dishes.
53. Favourite makeup brand? Maybelline
54. Favourite store? Barnes and Noble
55. Favourite blog? My cousin’s blog.
56. Favourite colour? Blue. Second fave, Green. But I prefer color combinations over singular colors.
57. Favourite food? Coffee…wait, that’s not a food…uh…Macaroni and cheese.
58. Last thing you ate? A poptart for breakfast.
59. First thing you ate this morning? A poptart. For breakfast.
60. Ever won a competition? For what? Well, I got Employee of the Month at my job. I don’t know if that counts…
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Nope
62. Been arrested? For what? Nope
63. Ever been in love? Maaaybe…
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? Sorry, that’s classified.
65. Are you hungry right now? Kinda
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I only know two of my tumblr friends personally, so I prefer my real-life friends. The blogs that I follow are pretty great, though.
67. Facebook or Twitter? FB
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Is that even a question? Tumblr.
69. Are you watching tv right now? Nope.
70. Names of your best friends? Classified.
71. Craving something? What? A Starbucks White Chocolate Doubleshot energy drink..
72. What colour are your towels? Black and purple.
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 4
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not really
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Do Beanie Babies count? If so, I have a TON of them…
75. Favourite animal? Horses
76. What colour is your underwear? O.o That’s classified.
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate.
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Double-Fudge Moosetracks.
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? A black thermal Henley, if you must know…
80. What colour pants? Blue jeans
81. Favourite tv show? Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
82. Favourite movie? Can I just have a favourite franchise and say “Anything in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?” I also ADORE Lord of the Rings
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Neither
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Neither
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Not applicable.
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Crush, the sea turtle
87. First person you talked to today? My mom
88. Last person you talked to today? So far? My sister.
89. Name a person you hate? I don’t hate people. I really dislike people, but no one comes to mind at the moment...
90. Name a person you love? God.
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Yeah…
92. In a fight with someone? Not that I’m aware of.
93. How many sweatpants do you have? 3 or 4
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Why is this pertinent information? But since you asked so nicely, 5.
95. Last movie you watched? Thor: The Dark World
96. Favourite actress? Tilda Swinton
97. Favourite actor? Tom Hiddleston!!
98. Do you tan a lot? No
99. Have any pets? Yep. My cat. She’s the only animal around here not being raised for meat.
100. How are you feeling? Pretty good. Tired, but good.
101. Do you type fast? Only if I have a really good idea about what I want to write…
102. Do you regret anything from your past? No, not really.
103. Can you spell well? Yes I can.
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? If I did, they kept it to themselves. Which is good, because I'd feel horrible.
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes. It was fun.
108. What should you be doing? Getting ready to go to work.
109. Is something irritating you right now? People who seem to think that my relationship with my boyfriend is their business.
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? No, not really.
111. Do you have trust issues? I think I’ve answered this one before.
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My mom
113. What was your childhood nickname? That’s classified.
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes
115. Do you play the Wii? yes
116. Are you listening to music right now? No, but I’d like to be…
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Yes!!
118. Do you like Chinese food? Yes
119. Favourite book? Lord of the Rings Trilogy
120. Are you afraid of the dark? I’m not so much afraid of the dark as I am of what lurks in the dark…
121. Are you mean? No. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet, and I have been told so on several occasions.
122. Is cheating ever okay? No, because it’s lying to yourself and to your significant other.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Nope. Never had white shoes that lasted more than two Sundays…
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really. Love at first sight is more like lust than anything, so I try to avoid dwelling on it.
125. Do you believe in true love? Yes. And that it’s not just romantic love.
126. Are you currently bored? Maybe a little…
127. What makes you happy? Chocolate, books, music, writing.
128. Would you change your name? Only if I had to.
129. What is your zodiac sign? Not sure. I think I’m a Sagittarius, but I don’t really care, because I don’t believe it has any control over my life.
130. Do you like subway? Yes.
131. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Well, since my only male best friend is my boyfriend…I don’t know if I can properly answer this question.
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? I believe I’ve answered this one before…
133. Favourite lyrics right now? “In the end everything collides, my childhood spat back out the monster that you see."
134. Can you count to one million? Given enough time, and the proper amount of boredom, I probably could.
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? That I was doing homework when I was actually writing stories.
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed
137. How tall are you? 5’6”
138. Curly or Straight hair? Curly.
139. Brunette or Blonde? I’m brunette, but I recently dyed my hair almost black.
140. Summer or Winter? I like both.
141. Night or Day? Night.
142. Favourite month? October
143. Are you a vegetarian? Nope.
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk or white.
145. Tea or Coffee? Both are delicious!
146. Was today a good day? I’ll get back to you on that.
147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers
148. What’s your favourite quote? “I think, therefore I am” – Rene Descartes
149. Do you believe in ghosts? I believe that ghosts exist, who am I to say they don’t?
150. Any languages you'd like to learn? I want to learn Sindarin Elvish...if the counts...
151. If you could be compared to a Disney Princess, which would you be? Rapunzel. No question...
152. If you were an animal, what would you be? A wolf, because I prefer being alone, but put me in a group, and I will get stuff done. Also, if properly provoked, I will retaliate.


God bless, Sé onr sverdar sitja hvass, May the Force be with you, Live Long and Prosper, and May the Odds be Ever in Your Favor. Namárië!

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Miracles Happen by ANimATion ImAgInAtIoN reviews
Bruce and Natasha just got back from their honeymoon while the rest of the team welcome 'Antonia Vivian Stark' to their family. But is there such a thing as 'Happily Ever After' for a Black Widow and her 'Vrach? Is there reason to believe in miracles? *Part 3 of my Bruce/Natasha series. Could be read after 'Moon River'. *Rating Pending/ Please read and review. :)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 142,058 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Gorthauro Estel by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
What if Sauron had not fled? In which Sauron takes Eonwe's advice and returns to Valinor to face judgment for his deeds.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,716 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Sauron, OC] Aulë, Eönwë
Loki's Pranks by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 150 - Words: 207,773 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Saving Maes Hughes by Maralexa reviews
Rebuilding operations launch full force in Amestris. General Roy Mustang has everything he ever wanted, but something is still missing. His life could never be complete without Maes Hughes by his side, so when a mysterious man who calls himself the Doctor pays a visit to Central Command, a rewrite in time could change everyone's lives for better or for worse.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,223 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.] 10th Doctor, Maes H.
Family Ties by Center of the Galaxy reviews
"Family isn't just connected by blood, Peter," Natasha told him with a small smile on her lips. "A family is a bunch of people who will always be there to help you, who will always look out for you." After Aunt May lands in the hospital, Peter is forced to move into the Avengers tower for a bit and slowly, the teenager begins to find a home with the team. *Superfamily, no slash!*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
All That I Am (And All That I Ever Was) by Nadin4400 reviews
When Owen Grady goes back to Jurassic World... and disappears, Claire Dearing is left with no choice but to break her promise to never set her foot on the island again. Angst. Clawen. Featuring Isla Sorna, Alan Grant, secrets experiments, and Owen's past! T/M for language and adult content.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 109,938 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 10/14/2015 - [Claire, Owen] Lowery C., Barry
Case Red by Insanity's Servant reviews
When Black Widow and Hawkeye fight, things don't go entirely to plan. Natasha turns to Loki to seek revenge, and ends up falling prey to the demigod's own agenda. Escape from her feelings, and her past, has never been so hard. Rated T for violence. Co-written with Alassiel.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,117 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
Lot's Wife by Hannah Lynn McDonald reviews
Abigail leaves Henry.
Forever - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Abigail - Complete
Oversights by TheresAlwaysAMystery reviews
He'd even tried to tell her once, after an oversight had caused him to drink one too many. Now he wished that she'd believed him then. Warnings; mentions of death, crime scene descriptions. Genre Addition: Crime/Mystery. Adding Characters here b/c it won't let me below, this story also includes Abigail and Hanson. Thanks to thisisfromawhileago for the cover art!
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,741 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Henry M., Abe, J. Martinez, Lucas W.
Jo Martinez's Guide to Dating an Immortal by ItsClydeBitches221B reviews
... or just dating Henry. Whichever.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Henry M., J. Martinez - Complete
A Final Goodbye by Audlie reviews
My epilogue for Crimson Peak.
Crimson Peak - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Edith C., Thomas S., Alan M. - Complete
What Was Left After the Thaw by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit reviews
He is alone in the world right now. There is no one to miss him when he doesn't come home. He dies by the side of the road, growing slowly colder as he lies in the snow, staring at the frozen lake in the distance, wondering if there will be anything left of his mind in the spring.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Henry M. - Complete
Streetwalker by Artemis Day reviews
It's nothing Jane will be proud of the next morning, just a tiny lapse in good judgement, but the streetwalker is in her life now, and for better or worse, he's here to stay. Lokane.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,650 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Loki, Jane F.] [Thor, Sif] - Complete
Afghanistan by Kylen reviews
Clint Barton was a soldier, a sniper - one of the Army's best. Until his world started falling apart around him ... and two SHIELD agents were in need of a rescue. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,797 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Forgive Me by Frosty Autumn reviews
In the process of healing and navigating her life to fit back into its old ruts again, Edith receives a visitor late one night.
Crimson Peak - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Edith C. - Complete
Sense and Immortality by PinkElephant5 reviews
When a murder occurs under suspiciously literary circumstances, Jo and Henry go undercover at the Regency-themed Austen Experience.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,519 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
Seventeen Seconds Earlier by Glaurung II reviews
There were seventeen seconds between Thor insulting his father and Loki trying to intercede for his brother. "What if?" story where Loki tried to take matters into his own hands before it was too late for everyone.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,486 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Loki, Jane F., Thor
The ABC's of Tony Stark by SkysFireLady15 reviews
I think the title describes it pretty well. *Now including one-shots!*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
The Virtues of Sin by jakiratsenekazu reviews
Supernatural AU. This is not a normal hunt for Tony Stark. He was chasing a monster but found a lost and frightened Bruce Banner. As Bruce is thrown into the Hunter world, he begins to discover not everything is as it seems. Is he merely another victim of the supernatural, or is he part of a divine plan that would change the world? (No Supernatural knowledge needed)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
That Happens Sometimes by Just Another Marvel Fangirl reviews
Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 208 - Words: 147,404 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thor
When Rome's In Ruins by myhomeistheshire reviews
An op goes terribly wrong, and Natasha loses her memory. Clint doesn't know how to get her back.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
After Shawarma by Supernoodle reviews
He's been beaten, blown out of a third floor window by a grenade and shot in the chest by an alien ray gun. Everything hurts and he's not really feeling the Shawarma. Hurt!Steve with a side of Protective!Bruce, and a sprinkling of the rest of the gang. My first Avengers Assemble fic. Hope you enjoy it!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Loki and The Avengers by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
"You're all the world's greatest heroes, yet you were all too embarrassed to admit you played instruments," Fury sighed, shaking his head. "Huh," Tony said thoughtfully. "A band isn't a bad idea actually." The Avengers all nodded. "But who's going to sing?" Bruce pointed out. Everyone glanced around nervously. "My brother sings," Thor said after a pause. "LOKI SINGS?"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,899 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
This is a story about a high-tech cat carrier by dysprositos reviews
Clint needs to get Cat to the vet for his yearly shots. Things, of course, go badly awry. Sequel to "This is a story about vandalism," part 5 of "The Ongoing Adventures of Clint and Cat."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Frateri by People Person I'm Not reviews
A series of drabbles about Fili and Kili. T just to be safe.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Fíli, Kíli
Quandary by ThisIsMyMindPalace reviews
Sigyn, once a close friend of Loki, meets the youngest crown prince of Asgard once more after years of being apart. But this time, things are sure to change their lives forever when Sigyn falls pregnant with Loki's child. Thor knows the journey will be grueling for his brother, and has embarked on his own journey to help them both.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,858 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Thor, Loki
The Curious Case of the Avengers Turned Small by ImaginaryParchment reviews
In which Loki turns the Avengers into little kids (and in the process, himself) and Clint, the only Avenger spared, is assigned to babysit them. Well, at least he's got Pepper to help him. *implied Pepperony and Clintasha :)*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,684 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
An Experiment in Facial Hair by Now in Glorious Technicolor reviews
A short one-shot bit of fluff that I started writing before Iron Man 3 came out. Tony and Pepper experiment in facial hair.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
A Strange Blue Box by TFKpuppet reviews
Audrey Ellis had grown up in London listening to stories about a mysterious time traveling Doctor from her mother. Telling billionaire Tony Stark about the stories seem like a bad idea at first until a strange blue box appears from nowhere. *I do not own Doctor Who or The Avengers* *No Pairings*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, Iron Man/Tony S., OC - Complete
Party of Six by nb41 reviews
Saving the world (or various parts of it) is hungry work. Or, It all starts with the shawarma.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
E by ShipAddict reviews
Clint, Natasha, and Coulson from the eyes of a Denny's waitress at three in the morning.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
When you are bored you pick on your big brother by Yoyi-Yi reviews
Loki is fatally wounded and with his last vestiges of magic he teleports himself right into Thor's room in the Avenger's Tower. Because when all is said and done, Loki wants to be with someone who loves him during his final moments. (Crack!fic, Mocking, Humor)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Drawbacks by SpringsEternal78 reviews
Maybe Steve should've read the small print...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Group Hug by el spirito reviews
The Avengers fight aliens again, and this time Steve gets seriously injured. The team copes as best they can. Team fic with a big helping of Steve whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Esau and Jacob say their goodbyes by Lady Charity reviews
After Svartalfheim, Loki is still alive. In the end, it changes nothing. In which Thor hurts, Loki loves, and Jane learns how to lie.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,401 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki - Complete
The Avengers Go To Disney World by BettyBoopFan123 reviews
It was your usual magical day at Disney World. Birds were chirping, children were laughing, and the Hulk was smashing. Wait...what? Oh right these were the four days that the Avengers and Loki decided to take a trip to Disney World. Madness ensues.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,919 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012
Playin' For Keeps by Artemis Day reviews
The year is 1987. Jane Foster is just another struggling grad student, trying to reach her dreams and resist the urge to kill her crazy metal loving best friend. Until said friend drags her along to her favorite band's concert, and one very mysterious and sexy guitarist throws her whole life out of order. Lokane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Loki, Jane F.] [Darcy L., Fandral] - Complete
Russian Roulette by vamp of alium sativum reviews
Clint questions his choice of asking Natasha out. He never saw their night getting to this point. Way more innocent than it sounds, I promise. Three-shot. Crackfic, kinda… rated for the paranoia of the author.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Murmuration by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
*THOR 2 SPOILERS* Wait, what happens to the bilgesnipe? And what happens to Loki? (Post-movie, featuring some Thor/Jane romance, but mostly Thor and Loki bromance. Written as a salve for shattered feels.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,116 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki - Complete
Fine to be Nineteen by Artemis Day reviews
It's Rapunzel's 19th birthday, and Eugene wants to give her the best party possible, but will forces beyond his control render all his efforts moot? GiftFic.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Flynn R., Rapunzel] - Complete
Black Avengers by RandomWriter101 reviews
What would happen if the Avengers were preparing themselves for Black Friday.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
This is a story about vandalism by dysprositos reviews
Clint gets a rude awakening one Saturday morning, and his day goes downhill from there. Next thing he knows, he's dealing with the one person he'd sincerely hoped he'd never see again. Part 4 of 'The Ongoing Adventures of Clint and Cat.'
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
It Was a Magical Place by lunarweather reviews
Agent Coulson didn't go to Tahiti. He didn't go anywhere. Multi chapter story.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - P. Coulson, Skye/Daisy J.
Neither Have I The Wings To Fly by traveller19 reviews
Several months have passed since Loki's return to Asgard, and with Thor's understanding help, he is slowly learning how to leave behind the pain that drove him during his conquest on Midgard, and is fighting once more with his brother and friends. But when a battle goes terribly wrong for Sif, both she and Loki will not find themselves unchanged for their experiences.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sif, Loki - Complete
Scars by Loki's Minion Gurl reviews
Skye questions Agent Coulson about his scars.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2013 - P. Coulson, Skye/Daisy J. - Complete
A Father's Love by inactivatedaccount reviews
In which Odin shows Loki what it is to have a loving father, and Loki's broken heart is healed through an act of kindness that shakes Asgard to its core.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
How to Live with a Demigod 101 by Insanity's Servant reviews
The Avengers have dis-Assembled and returned to their (somewhat) normal lives... until a superpower-less Loki shows up in Manhattan, and Director Fury designates Agent Clint Barton as a temporary demigod-sitter. Eventually, the whole team is brought back together in an effort to cope with the situation. Rated K-plus for explosions, insanity, and coffee abuse. Written by Alassiel.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,892 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
The Door That Shouldn't Be In Front Of Me by traveller19 reviews
After Loki is punished for his crimes, he and Thor are sent back to Midgard to help the Avengers rebuild Manhattan. But when it becomes obvious that Loki is unwell physically as well as mentally, relationships are strained and healed as well as created. Rated T for the occasional language and frequent in-depth descriptions of illness and medical procedures.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,473 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Loki, Thor, Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
This is it, the Apocalypse by InfluentialPineapple reviews
Following the events in Manhattan, the Avengers are all dealing with their own unique, internal struggles and Tony finds himself playing therapist. Consumed with their own demons, they fail to see that Tony may just be the one who needs the most help. Come to find out, the apocalypse isn't necessarily a bad thing. Rated for language, violence and alcoholism. Complete!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,218 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Stone Of Command by Mimbillia reviews
As punishment for crimes against Midgard, Loki is bound to bracelets that force him to become obedient: much to his disgust. Whoever holds the Stone of Command, holds the free will of the Asgardian. However, when the Avengers are involved things are never easy. Not to mention when an enemy makes use of such information. No Slash, Rated T to be safe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 107,088 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Avengers Tower by Eternity sword reviews
How Stark Tower became Avengers Tower, avenger by avenger.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki - Complete
By their own doing by BBCRules95 reviews
The Avengers make a mistake, with tragic consequences. Tony is accused of supporting a terrorist organization; trust is destroyed, friendships are broken and the world is at risk. Someone needs to pick up the pieces and it's not the person anyone expects. Clearly, I suck at summaries, but give it a go! Whumpy team!fic, hopefully with lots of action and some Pepperony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
O Romeo, O Juliet, O Tony! by Dark Princess Of Daydreaming reviews
If the Avengers were in freshmen English, then they might've performed the play Romeo and Juliet. And if they did that, Tony might've found a way to get them all cast. If Natasha was Juliet, Clint was Romeo, and the other Avengers all had leading roles, how much chaos could he and Loki have made?... AU Please R&R, better than it sounds, rated T to be safe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Trading Spaces by cakeisnotpie reviews
Loki's spell goes awry (happens a lot, doesn't it?) and the old switcheroo takes place. Loki finds himself in our universe, in San Diego at Comic Con and Clark Gregg finds himself in New York with the team. Pure crack with a touch of Phlint. :)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Loki, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
This is a story about friends by dysprositos reviews
There's a mouse in Clint's apartment. He's not too impressed with the situation. He's going to be less impressed before all is said and done. Part of the Ongoing Adventures of Clint and Cat, sort-of sequel to This is a story about an assassin.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Disastrous Dates by Dash99 reviews
Our favorite Lord of the Rings characters all have their 'special' someone. For some, it may be a ring, or others, a certain elf, but what would happen if they went on a date? How would it turn out? Would they break up?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Aragorn, Gimli, Smeagol, Faramir
X-Vengers Assemble by Maralexa reviews
When two masterminds team up to start a war on humanity, the X-Men and Avengers must team up to put a stop to it. Though there is much conflict from within, the team must work together to save the world...again. Post-X3 and post-Avengers, but preceding the events in Iron Man 3.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,913 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Loki - Complete
Offer of Employment by AndreaTash reviews
Nick Fury tracks down Wolverine and offers him a spot in the Avengers Initiative. He might require a little persuasion, curtesy of Rogue. Crossover with The Avengers - Nick Fury, Tony Stark and Clint Barton. Set after the events of X-Men: The Last Stand and The Avengers. Rated T for minor cursing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Family by DealingDearie reviews
Steve realizes how much he's lost, and how much he's gained. Feedback is always appreciated.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Negotiable Affection by AristoKitty reviews
Loki needs to prove to Odin that his view of Midgardians has changed. What faster way to do that than by taking a mortal lover home to meet the family? It's a good thing Darcy's a decent actress.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,754 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
Never Seemed So Good by SamiCausti reviews
We all know Coulson wears suits and ties, does his paperwork right, and follows the rules. But there was a time when he set off explosives on base, threw staplers, and nearly got fired. One-shot consisting of short flashback and short present angst.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Ebony by Leviathina reviews
Six months after the battle, Clint still wrestles with his guilt-ridden dreams as Loki struggles with his own past, one that continues to haunt him in his nightmares. Complications to Loki's punishment, however, stir up problems for both of them. In the middle of it all, vengeance seems to favor Natasha and another enemy seeks retribution from the one who failed them. (No Slash)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,929 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
GOLD TITANIUM ALLOY! by vamp of alium sativum reviews
Tony must convince the Avengers that his superhero name does not mean that he will do their laundry for them. what better way to do that than send them on a scavenger hunt throught the Big Apple? Crackfic- oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
This lousy t-shirt by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
Oneshot. Frodo is given a present in honour of his achievements, but he's not exactly pleased with it...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
A Moment To Mourn by AuroraBanshee reviews
"I know she wasn't perfect, Eugene, but she took care of me for most of my life!" Desperation crept into her voice as she continued. "There had to have been something that was real there." Rapunzel on her feelings about Mother Gothel.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Day Fanfics Burned by Leviathina reviews
Midnight, April 18, the premier of Iron Man 3. The night when so many lined up at movie theaters to watch what many considered a sequel to the Avengers. It was also the night that set flame to the possible conclusions to the Avengers...the day nearly every Avengers fanfic was rendered as an Alternate Universe.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Storm's Eye by Rene Austen reviews
In Asgard, post-Avengers, Loki is drawn into a whirlwind of deceit and ancient blood debt. At the same time, a shadowy menace stalks Asgard, eluding capture despite Thor's best efforts. When these two quests intertwine, Loki must confront both the rift between himself and his brother, and the sacrifices he is willing to make to meet his heart's greatest need. Loki/Sigyn
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,419 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Don't Touch Lola by Evenmoor reviews
Dean Winchester makes a new friend: a classic Corvette named Lola. Little does he know...
Crossover - Supernatural & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Dean W., P. Coulson - Complete
Short Straw by clair beaubien reviews
Missing Scene to Avengers, between capturing Loki and taking him home.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Youth in Revolt by GirlX2 reviews
Loki turns the Avengers into Toddlers. Woe unto Loki. No longer a oneshot, due to popular demand. Set post movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
With Friends Like These by inactivatedaccount reviews
A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,145 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Flying Clint! by Just Another Marvel Fangirl reviews
...Or 5 times Clint tried to fly, and 1 time he did. Crack fic! No slash or Romance.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Complete
A God, a Wolf, and a Giant Walk into a Bar by Fialleril reviews
Fate. That's it. That's the joke.
Norse Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Loki - Complete
The Frost Child by hobbitsdoitbetter reviews
"The first time she hears it crying, Frigga refuses to go to it." Lady Frigga does not want the creature her husband has brought home in her house. But can she keep her heart hard against a tiny baby?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Loki, Frigga - Complete
Vamp Bashing, Thor Style by vamp of alium sativum reviews
WARNING! Twilight Bashing! (literaly!) you have been warned! if you are a huge fan of twilight, don't read it. if you think the idea of Edward getting beat up by Thor is at all funny, read on, Midgardian mortal! All flames will be used to roast a big bag of Marshmallows. Also, this is a crackfic, so lighten up! :)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Thor - Complete
Rumplestiltskin's Council of Evil by vamp of alium sativum reviews
When Belle is pushed over the town line and loses her memory, all Rumplestiltskin can think of is revenge. And who better to help him accomplish his goals than classic villains from our favorite movies? FINALLY FINISHED!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Hello? by Potkanka reviews
Loki is burdened with a glorious purpose and a wife who is upset he didn't call her for years.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Loki - Complete
the Fellowship are CRAZY or never, EVER agree to babysit an elf by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE so, yeah, i know there about a bazillion and five stories where the LOTR characters show up randomly at someone's house, but the plot bunnies were restless and this was all i could think of...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Complete
The First Song by MacMhuirich reviews
The usually aloof and increasingly arrogant Loki surprises his wife Sigyn when he's caught singing to his baby boy in a moment of tenderness. My first attempt at Thor (Loki) fanfiction.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Loki - Complete
Once Upon a Pirate by TFKpuppet reviews
Hook falls out of the TV and into a different world. He must figure out how to return to Storybrook. Three fans help him. I don't own Hook or the show. Please read and review. Constructive critisism only. Flames and rude comments will be anti-flamed or ignored. chance of crossover.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Hooked on a Heart by samhaincat reviews
Hook sees Cora attempt to take Emma's heart.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S. - Complete
Nightmares by monkeygirl77 reviews
Short Round has a nightmare after they return to the village. Indiana's there to comfort him. Rated T to be safe.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Indiana Jones, Short Round - Complete
4 Stark Dead by Ezra Cross reviews
REWRITTENAfter weeks of work, Pepper has decided to take Tony out on a date. Trouble is: he wont leave his lab. After being a 3-hour no-show, Clint's sent off to find him. What he uncovers is enough to scare the archer worse then a world devoid of arrows. He must now race against time to save Tony's life, or lose his best friend forever! UPDATE: SLIGHTLY ALTERED ENDING!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
This is a story about an assassin by dysprositos reviews
Sequel to 'This is a story about a cat.' It's been almost six months since Manhattan, and Clint's been working on putting all of that behind him, with lots of help from the rest of the team—and his new feline friend, of course. Everything was going great, until something went wrong on a mission. Now, Clint's whole future is up in the air. Mostly just shameless fluff, some h/c.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,786 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Night Kitchen by Rene Austen reviews
A Tom-Hiddleston-meets-Loki One-Shot
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Loki - Complete
Just Loki doing what he does for Thor by Clarra-Night reviews
Just as the title says.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A Comprehensive Guide to Dealing with Excessive Loki Feels by Speed of Darkness reviews
Fangirls are going crazy. Here's what you can do!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Loki - Complete
Assessing The Damage by traveller19 reviews
An injury and the following days filled with worry leave two shaken brothers to deal with the aftermath of a battle.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Cheeseburgers by HufflePuffleJay reviews
*Set directly after "The Crocodile"* The hamburger date that wasn't shown on the shown.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
This Means War! by freedom-born803 reviews
When an innocent attempt to annoy Mace Windu goes wrong... oh, the possibilities. This is a really old story; I recognize that the writing and OCs are terrible and it's pure crack, so if you want to comment you may, but I'm FULLY aware of it's flaws. Thank you!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,195 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - M. Windu, K. Fisto
The Birth of Sleipnir by Skulhead Clan reviews
10 Months. For 10 Months Loki has been missing and Thor is frantic to figure out what has become of his brother. When a black mare shows up during the warriors training exercise, things take an unexpected turn for the Asgardian Prince, Lady Sif and the Warriors Three. Based on the Norse Mythology of how Sleipnir came to be.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Cellist by zyll10 reviews
On a mission to evaluate the readiness of a possible assistant director, Phil Coulson falls in love with his target.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
This is a story about a cat by dysprositos reviews
And really, Clint wasn't cruel (not even on his worst days...and this might have been one of them), so just leaving the pathetic, mangy, injured thing here felt wrong. "After all," Clint thought, "I'm a 'superhero' now, I save cats and stuff." Or, how an annoying, dramatic furball might have saved Clint Barton's life. Maybe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,447 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Promises by Eleutherya reviews
Fate brings them through unknown and unknowable places. Through pain and sorrow and hardship... But through it all they remember the promises they have made. A One-Shot about the marriage of Loki and Sigyn and the birth of their son, set five years after Avengers.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Loki, Thor, Frigga - Complete
A BellexRumplestiltskin Shipper's Summary of Rumbelle by 1000th Ghost reviews
My friend wanted to read my Rumbelle story, "Bestiality", but she hadn't seen the show. This is the synopsis I wrote for her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
A Story Untold with Aunt Red by Ella D. Scottson reviews
While looking after Henry in "Broken," Red tells the story of her romance with a thieving outlaw. Red&Henry Ships: Red Robin Rating: K Sequel? Possibly
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Henry Mills - Complete
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures by Confused-But-Insouciant reviews
Thor and Loki - before they were enemies. Mjolnir has been stolen by the frost giants. The only way for Thor to get it back is to disguise himself...And it's an unorthodox disguise. Thor is not happy about this. Loki thinks it's hilarious. Based on the original Norse myth, but with the characters as they are in the films - back when they were brothers and best friends.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Loki Laufeyson Writes a Parenting Guide by AristoKitty reviews
Or "How to introduce your girlfriend to her future stepchildren" A collection of practical advice.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
Invasion by Maralexa reviews
Separatist forces threaten the Earth and the Avengers must assemble once again with an unlikely ally by their side. Still recovering from the attack on New York, the task of defending their world from another army is not an easy one. Will the legendary Avengers be a match for Count Dooku and his droid army? Will the Republic come to their aid in time?
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,211 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Count Dooku, Loki - Complete
Sleipnir by Cip reviews
A quick one-shot following the story that everyone likes to make a joke mention of: the fact that Loki gave birth to a horse. Such a thing is great to tease him about in later life, but the actual event was less of a joke. M rating as a precaution for blood. Lots of blood.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
That Goblin Under The Bed by LightIsTheKey14 reviews
"I've read that goblins grab the hair of royalty while they're asleep, and pull them under the bed, and into their realm by it." Thor was shocked, and Loki had a plan. Can someone say, goblin attack? ; A cute story when Thor and Loki where kids! Please R&R! :D
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Fish, Fish by Croik reviews
When Captain America is pulled from the ice but doesn't wake up, Fury makes the best of a bad situation, and Coulson gets everything he thought he wanted. Mild CoulsonHill
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Many Emotions of Phil Coulson by Ashlockley reviews
Phil Coulson had emotions, just like the rest of the world. He just preferred not to tell everyone about them, with only one exception. Maria Hill. One - Surprise Coulson hated surprises. Fact. But that changed with a little help from a certain someone.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Agent Phil Coulson
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 4,940 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Sleepytime by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Thor gets his first Thorsleep. Everyone freaks out.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
By the Gods by Sapphire Kyogre reviews
On a cold winter's night, a certain Night Fury is contemplating life when he gets a visit from his brother. Many things are not as they appear, and the dragon might be the only one who knows all.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Toothless, Loki - Complete
Not in Blood, But in Heart by Lokiev reviews
'Not of blood, but of heart. Is that not enough, Loki' Warning: Major Character Death.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Loki, Thor
Caffeine by StringynKel reviews
Not meant to be taken seriously at all. Loki has almost no caffeine tolerance.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Loki's Guide to the Nine Worlds by Khilari reviews
Co-written with Persephone Kore. Loki gives some advice to would be travellers. Which is based on extensive experience.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Loki - Complete
Brothers Always by shimmerdragoness reviews
What if instead of staring after Loki falling, Thor had done something about it? Alternate ending in which Thor and Odin don't totally fail Loki on the Bifrost, and in which Loki redeems himself...after several headaches. Reviews appreciated.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Loki's Laundry by Angelstreasure reviews
Thor opens a linen closet and uncover's his brother's most diabolical prank to ever afflict mankind. Set before the events of the film. ONESHOT. Please review.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Raising Loki by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 223 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
What's In a Name by jedlee07 reviews
Callen thinks of the possibilities
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2011 - G. Callen, Hetty L. - Complete
The Proper Care and Feeding of Subordinates by donutsweeper reviews
There's more than enough for food everyone, so why isn't anyone eating?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Stop That by jedlee07 reviews
A little request from Deeks after the canal scene in 2x12
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kensi B., M. Deeks
OK I'll Bite the Soap and not Curse by Keesha reviews
Answer to Forum Challenge to "Place the following concepts in a short story less than 3 parts please and/or 5,000 words "Why Nate doesn't curses? Hetty with a bottle of liquid soap and "Ok, I'll bite." Rated "T" for implied words.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2011 - G. Callen, Nate G. - Complete
NCIS AgentsJedi Knights? by socialgal5 reviews
What happens when the NCIS team is sent undercover to a Star Wars convention? Simple humor-nothing really deep or incredible!
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kensi B., M. Deeks
Give it back by Camacartz reviews
Morgan tries to stop Reid from having his morning coffee
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
No Capes! by HarmoniousPie reviews
It's Halloween in LA and OPSEC is having a Halloween party. Hetty has one rule on what can be worn at the party: No Capes! Written for the NFA Community No Capes! Challenge.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Igor's Secret Journal by jwhaler82 reviews
A look into the miserable life of Dracula's newest underling.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Transylvanian Sketchpad by Spaztic Arwen reviews
My entries for the WordPrompt contest. In the first one-shot, Van Helsing, Carl, and Frankenstein prepare for Anna’s funeral. The second is lighter: a friendly rivalry turns hostile on Christmas Eve.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007
The Squirrel Chronicles by Spaztic Arwen reviews
Carl wants to be a squirrel, Frankenstein wants to be a Broadway star and Gabe & Anna want each other. Insanity that could have only been concocted by the twisted minds of Spazzy A. and the Almighty Mimbi.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 11/7/2006
Gabriel's first Christmas by Lady Sirinial reviews
Anna and Gabriel's first Christmas together is going to be an interesting one... -full summary inside-
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,240 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
The Spider Episode by Lady Sirinial reviews
Anna's worst nightmare, and Gabriels worst headache. The 'spider episode' mentioned in "Closet Monsters"...
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004
The Valley of the Shadow of Death by Spaztic Arwen reviews
Frankenstein's creation asks himself the question that has been plaguing him since his creation. Is he a monster?
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004
Closet Monsters by Lady Sirinial reviews
GabrielAnna fic. Anna is awakened to the disturbing news that her child has a monster in his closet. And the great Van Helsing is not proving to be of much help...
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2004
She's Not Dead Yet! by M. D. Jensen reviews
Just me poking a little fun at all those 'Oh My Gosh Anna's Not Dead' fics that are out there in good fun of course. It's stupid, yeah, but someone had to do it. Those fics make up half the VH section!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Complete
Van Helsing: the Microwaveable Pop Tart Version by Yrch Monger reviews
A “slightly” abridged version of the film Van Helsing. In which Gabriel has the intelligence of a swallow, Anna turns into Mufasa, and Carl is unable to distinguish which movie he’s actually starring in.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Musings reviews
A series of drabbles based off of a post I found on Tumblr naming and defining complicated emotions that we don't always understand. Not to be read in any particular order. Multiple POV, some spoilers
Forever - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016
Queen of Peace reviews
After Thor leaves, and the time of mourning is over, 'Odin' begins the search for his new queen. Sigyn misses the trickster, perhaps the Norns have something more in store for her? Rated T for hinted intimacy in later chapters.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015
Never Let Me Go reviews
Prompted by a post I saw on tumblr, which oh so kindly pointed out that Steve had time to realize he couldn't escape the crashed plane. Steve learns that giving up and giving in are two very different things.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
A Note for Sigyn reviews
pure fluff. Loki/Sigyn, a free-form poem.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2014
Letting Her Go reviews
Loki couldn't handle the thought of letting Odin take another of his children from him. Perhaps if he could find a place for this child on Midgard, she would be safe. AU, fem!Loki (only in the first chapter) Not a romance!
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Loki, Elsa
You've Got the Love reviews
Darcy Lewis has had a fairly boring life as of late. Until a run in with a certain someone throws everything into chaos. "Wait, Odin was here to kill me?" "Well, he certainly wasn't here for afternoon tea." Featuring TaserTricks, and Loki's Children! Sequel to "Little Brother".
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki] [Thor, Jane F.]
I Do What I Want reviews
SPOILERS FOR THOR 2! When Loki comes back to Asgard disguised as the Einherjar guard, he and Odin face off. What choices lead to Loki sitting on the throne at the end of the film? Loki's POV.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Loki, Odin
Legendary Mischief reviews
Loki has a knack for causing trouble, and he's always expected to fix it. This is mostly about the consequences of his mischief. Not in chronological order. Loki/Sigyn romance, and occasional brotherly fluff. Part 1 of my 'Path to Redemption' series. Once I finish it, I'll post it in order on deviantART
Crossover - Thor & Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,128 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Sigyn, Loki]
Acquired Tastes reviews
Set during season three. Sam and Dean are on the road, and decide to stop for lunch. Dean has doubts about the small-town deli, until he discovers one of the few joys known to mankind...the pizza burger. One-shot, complete. T for slight language. Brotherly fluff, no plot. Hopefully a couple laughs...maybe.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Little Brother reviews
(AU, post-Avengers) After a misfired spell, Loki ends up caring for a de-aged God of Thunder. Sure, he's the God of Mischief. Babysitter? Not so much... The real question: Is reconciliation possible for both of them? It has morphed into a "Free Loki's Children" fic Rated T for Whump, Angst, and Odin Being a Heartless Bastard.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,821 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Thor, Loki
A Merry Mischievous Christmas reviews
Christmas with Loki, the Avengers, and their newest member, Anneliese. From bad memories concerning mistletoe, to burnt cookies, will our favorite band of heroes survive this Yuletide season? Just a 12 days of Christmas fluff, each chapter inspired by a song title, or snippet of Christmas carol lyrics.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Loki, OC] Iron Man/Tony S.
Brother to One reviews
After the events of the Convergence, Loki finds himself needing to talk to someone, and what better way to communicate than to write to his brother? ...Except that he never sent the letter... Contains spoilers for the new movie, but really? I have a feeling that everyone who cares has seen it by now...
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013
Parole on Midgard reviews
Loki is sentenced to stay one year on Midgard, with limited powers, living in Stark Tower. He learns to adjust to mortal life. Part 3 of my 'Path to Redemption' series.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,584 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Pepper P.
Örlög mín er mitt eigið reviews
'My Fate is My Own' Set three years after 'Knowing Truth, Whispering Lies' Loki and Sigyn are happily married and living on Asgard. When Thanos comes back for them, how far is Loki willing to go to save his family? And will the Avengers be able to help him out? Part Five of my 'Path to Redemption' series.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Thor, Loki
Requiem reviews
After a mission gone wrong, the team is left reeling. It will take a miracle to get them back on their feet. And a miracle may just be what they get.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.]
A Gift reviews
Tony Stark doesn't like being handed things. That's a well known fact. Here's one time he doesn't mind. Now a series of one-shots. Tony/Pepper centric, with some of the team thrown in. No plot really, just fluff, pure and simple. I don't update this one regularly, unless I need a break from mythology, so be warned. Sorry for the waiting!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.]
Call Me Maybe reviews
Steve remembers the woman from the bank, and after watching the news, he decides he'd like to meet her. Beth thinks today is just another ordinary day at work. Is it? (Rating may change, if I get a real plot going...)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Captain America/Steve R., Beth]
I Don't Think We're in Asgard Anymore reviews
Loki and Thor show up in the living room of two Avengers fans. Chaos ensues. It always does. The two Asgardians must learn to deal with rabid fangirls and convince them to send them home. Complete crack, involving my friends.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Thor, Loki
Silence is Golden reviews
Ever wonder what Natasha whispered to Clint that made him smile at the end of the movie? Here's my take on it. Really, really short One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Knowing Truth, Whispering Lies reviews
Loki's sentence on Midgard is almost up. When a new SHIELD recruit pops up, he recognizes her as Sigyn. She, however, has no memory of him or Asgard. Loki suspects a certain Titan, but then, there are traitors in Asgard. Sequel to Parole on Midgard. (Loki/Sigyn) Part 4 of my 'Path to Redemption' series.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,313 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Loki - Complete
Sentiment reviews
A slight variation on Thor and Loki's battle on the balcony of Stark Tower. Thor wrestles with the fact that his brother may never be the same again. I own nothing.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Whispers in the Dark reviews
"I love you, and that should be enough to tell you that the past is where it belongs, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." Clint and Natasha have a heart to heart in the aftermath of the battle for New York City.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Return to Asgard reviews
After the attacks in New York, Thor and Loki return to Asgard to learn what Loki's punishment will be. Loki/Sigyn. Rated K for mentions of torture, spiteful comments, and mild Loki-whump. Part 2 of my 'Path to Redemption' series
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
Snapshots reviews
One-shots, mostly Movie-verse, might dip into the books. I was trying to explore different character's motives and thoughts, and this was the result. More possibly coming soon. I own nothing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013
World's Dumbest reviews
Slightly AU...Our favorite agents are in college together in the present, and mayhem can't be too far behind. Skydiving, Zombies, and Dirtbikes; need I say more?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013
Scalliwag reviews
(AU) Regina was executed, and everbody got their happily-ever-after...mostly. In revenge for her daughter's death, Cora kidnaps Emma and raises her as her own. When a teenaged Emma falls for a certain pirate captain and Cora finds out...Warning: Character Death.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
That's NOT Lady Gaga! reviews
When Deeks gets bored, his pranks get on everyone's nerves. When he 'lends' one of his CD's to Hetty, has he gone too far? Companion piece to 'Party in the CIA'
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2013 - M. Deeks - Complete
Party in the CIA reviews
A bored Tony is an annoying Tony, especially to Trent Kort.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Tony D., T. Kort - Complete
On A Midnight Clear reviews
It's Van Helsing's first Christmas in America, and he has nowhere to go. The confidence of a child dares him to move on and get in the holiday spirit.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Van Helsing - Complete
Questions You Should Never Ask a Genius reviews
When circumstances force Reid to babysit Jack Hotchner over the weekend, one innocent question changes everything
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2013 - S. Reid, Jack H. - Complete
Poetic Principle reviews
A case centered around literature hits close to home for one BAU agent. (Hotch/Prentiss if you squint, and some slight Reid whump)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete