Hee! PROFILE!

Well...yeah. This is my oh-so-amazing profile! And...yeah.

Well, my name is the Lament.
I'm a boy. Yay. However, my little sister, who can't legally have her
own pen name here (Ha, ha, I win!) is sharing my name with me, under my
supervision, so HA! STUPID FARKING RULES!

She can't write very well. Well, she can't really help it, she's just a little kid.

I'm
not. I'm a freshmen in highschool, and I like to write a lot. Well,
most of you do, so, that doesn't make me very special I suppose. I used
to be here back when it was combined with Fictionnpress, and I
must say, this place has...cleaned up quite well. (However, I've
noticed some...people...have been posting certain things under the R
rating that should not be there...silly perverts...)

Here are some of the things I like/write about (write about has a * by it)

Fable
for the X-box, writing, Inuyasha, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy,
jazz music (beebop and acid mostly), humor stories, action stories,
angst stories, Cowboy Beebop, Full Metal Alchemist (my favorite anime
of all time), and my favorite of all...BROMTHYML BLUE!

Yeah...that's a chemical that when you drink it, it gives you diahrrea. Haha. That's an awesome chemical...and it's blue!

Now for my little sister...

She's
annoying, and, alas, she's a Teen Titans writer! NOOOO!!! Keep in mind
for future reference that my sister, if you think she writes well, is
heavily edited by me.

Why doesn't she get her own
account? Security reasons. Can you talk to her? No. Why? Because I said
so dammit! SHE'S MY SISTER AND YOU WILL NOT BE TALKING TO HER!

Howeva, you may talk to me using either e-mail or the magical thing that is called AIM. My AIM address...thing...is narublackmage yeah, if you remember me from anywhere, I'm a frequent visitor at rpg2knet. Why? I love it there.

And now, for your personal enjoyment and my self-esteem's gain, I give you, MY STORIES! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

It's me again! XD Just letting you see my character profile for my chracter in fatfatalbert's fanfic : The Bestest Story Ever...

Name: Niklas Densetsu (Densetsu Niklas if
you want to get all Japanese…)

Appearance: 5’10’’, black hair, brown eyes.
Usually wears comfortable looking clothing, because that’s his favorite state –
comfortable. His clothes range in colors from dull browns to darker reds, he is
usually wearing a sweater and some type of jeans, finishing it off with some
big, black leather shoes leisure shoes.

Personality & Traits: He is usually calm in tight
situations, and enjoys going insane at the most inappropriate times. Certain
things release his randomness: Inuyasha’s ears, the word “Potassium”, lechers,
and any mention of anything pertaining to this “

Canada” he keeps speaking of. He
gets straight A’s, but doesn’t really put effort into his studies (As in
doesn’t study). If you need help with your homework, he’s the guy to talk to.
He is believed to be someone’s reincarnation, but no one can say exactly who…

Relationships: For some reason, at one point, all
of the males in the Inuyasha cast were after him. It was very strange, indeed.
However, he found that it as actually due to a curse cast by Naraku that made
Inuyasha become so gay. The only problem was that Kouga and Sesshomaru weren’t
even affected by the spell in the first place…but were gay all along…Kagome has
a little crush on him, Miroku thinks he’s insane/possessed, Sango is constantly
flirting with him, Shippo thinks he’s funny, and Inuyasha relies on him to keep
his friend Hannah, the insanely random young girl, in check (Well…most of the
time, anyway…)

Powers: His strange powers are what make
him useful to everyone most of all, unless he uses his strange “Fuck Magic”, by
saying the word “fuck”, causing randomly delicious things to happen, which
usually wind up getting Hannah turned into something. He can also cause random
things to happen by snapping his fingers, the power ranging from turning Hannah
into a can of mushroom soup to blowing up a building. And, once in a while,
during his “Fuck Magic” state, he will turn into a Inu-hanyou with fuzzy grey
ears. No one yet knows how this happens…

Weapons: Niklas has been known to use two
swords at once, the Hikari, the sword of undying light, and the Yami, the sword
of never-ending chaos. The swords are born from the spiritual aspects of his
reincarnated soul, whoever it may be. The Hikari is said to be a promise that
wasn’t kept, and the Yami is said to be made of all the tears his past life had
shed due to that promise.

Background Story: In the beginning, he and Hannah
departed to Sengoku no Jidai to retrieve his stolen sandwich fixings from two
deranged little kittens named Bob and Boblina. After that, they discovered
Naraku’s evil plot to turn all people gay, vowing to destroy him! During this
first adventure, he met up with his friend Hannah and the Inu no Tachi.

...huh? THE FONT CHANGED! HOLY CRAP!!!!

Yeah, that was it...heh...