Hello! I am sorry to all the people out there who are waiting for updates of my stories. I am sad to say that my heart has just not been in to writing lately. I am fighting with depression and figuring out my life right now. You know the story, looking to start a career and finding that you just cant get a job in that field because you don't have the experience. So I am now off to University again! Yay...

Here are a few of my favorite quotes

Yuusuke was afraid. And it wasn’t surprised or mildly upsetting afraid.It was a scared shitless eternally haunted by any and every bad thing imaginable Freddy Kruger mind fuck Jason and Michael Myers hack and slash soul searing life altering Hitler and Soviet Union secret love child bent on world domination kind of fear. A family I never knew, by Xinn Lajgin.

“RIN! YOU CAN HELP ME RIGHT?” Rin blinked several times in confusion. “Help you with what?” Arashi continued his rant completely ignoring her question. “OF COURSE YOU CAN! YOU ARE A GIRL AND KNOW MUCH MORE ABOUT THESE THINGS THAN I DO!” Rin was thoroughly confused while Kakashi was thoroughly amused. A twist of fate, by LD 1449.

A ninja was suddenly thrown over his head, his foot making contact with the back of his skull. "WILL YOU SHUT UP AND KEEP SWINGING!" Tsunade yelled as she punched another guy, sending him flying back. Before turning around and kicking a poor, poor man in-between the legs. Every man even Keji paused and gave a pained groan at that with a visible cringe to add to it as they could literally feel the mans pain. A twist of fate, by LD 1449.

“Does this mean you’re speaking with me after vowing not too, yeah? Tsk tsk.” “I vowed I wouldn’t speak of you after I ripped you apart and burned the pieces than scattered the ashes in some cow fed only so you can come back as real shit.” Cellmate, by KimiTien.

“It has come to my attention that there are those of you that see me as the Heir of Slytherin-” “No really?” Ron muttered sarcastically. “As such I demand my full rights as Heir!” Dumbledore twinkled at him from the Head Table. “Which rights Mr. Potter?” Hikaru struck a thoughtful pose. “If I were truly the Heir, I would be entitled to one fourth of the school, would I not?” The Headmaster nodded solemnly, playing along with him. “That is true.” “Then I demand that everything to the west of the library to the Transfigurations classroom and above be declared my territory," he said dramatically with a flourish of his hand. "And as my territory I declare a toll to be set up with the proceeds going to the Save the Charmander fund,-” “He does realize that that’s not a real creature right?” Blaise asked thoughtfully. “Who cares?” Pansy asked. “Now shush, this is the most interesting thing that’s happened this week.” “as well as rent from all students residing within-” “That includes the Ravenclaw and Gryffindor dorms,” Oliver Wood shouted from the Gryffindor table. “Only fourth year and up,” Hikaru leered at the boy playfully. “I like ‘em well developed, thanks ever so much.” “I’m telling Kakashi,” Pansy muttered. “Hey!” He said with mock indignation. “I never said I wouldn’t share. But I digress. Since I am the Heir of Slytherin, I demand that all former and current Slytherins bow when I enter a room-” “What!” Snape screeched. “This has gone far enough. Tell him Albus.” “Tell him what?” The Headmaster asked as he popped a lemon drop in his mouth. “If he truly is the heir then he is fully entitled to all that and more.” “Further more, I demand a harem full of handsome boys to pleasure me-” “Albus really, you can’t allow all this!” McGonagall hissed. “True, the harem part is a bit extreme. Kakashi would kill them all.” “Attendance at the auditions is compulsory for those in fourth year and higher, those with girlie bits, need not apply,” Harry added as finally sat down. -Arashi no mae no shizukesa, by Lyn908.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. -Chris Rock

Not all that wander are lost. -J.R.R. Tolkien

Pansy scoffed. “Oh please. Dumbledore may be amazingly dense and slightly oblivious, but he is far from evil. The man practically shits sunshine.”Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts, by Roozette

Fact of Life: 1. Harry Potter, aka Crane Black, is the undisputed all-time ruler of Revenge Pranking. Closely seconded by Minamino Suichi of Japan. Fact of Life: 2. Despite the obviously genius level intelligence of his identical twin brother, Harry, Gary was renown for forgetting this little fact and triggering Harry’s ‘Let’s-Cheerfully-Destroy-Their-Life’ mindset. Fact of Life: 3. When you’re being followed around by an animated doll in Hogwarts or, later, Three Towers, and everyone is trying to get as far away from you and the doll as possible, you know you’ve royally pissed of Harry Potter. The only known person to have had one of these dolls set on them more often than Draco Malfoy is Severus Snape. -The Essence Of His Soul, by My Echoing Silence

Everything about the way he moved, every gesture, every shift, every twitch in facial expression said he had power and he damned well knew how to use it, thankyouverymuch. But right now, to Luna’s undying curiosity, Crane was very much irritated and looking like he wasn’t in the best mood to put up with idiots. …Speaking of idiots, here came one now. -The Essence Of His Soul, by My Echoing Silence

"It was a fresh afternoon the one that saw Harry Potter in front of the pale sign of the Leaky Cauldron," said Harry Potter in front of the pale sign of the Leaky Cauldron, during a fresh afternoon of course. The sentence that could have only been considered a sort of commentary, attracted the attention of quite a few passing people. They watched warily the little boy who had just spoken, wondering if he had lost his sanity or if he was playing something. The fact that they didn't see a thing such as 'the pale sign of the Leaky Cauldron' helped a lot in their assumptions.

The dark-haired boy seemed lost in his thoughts, so when he spoke again, the ones who had slowed down interested, startled a little.

"His shabby clothes, too large for him, made him appear abnormal in the midst of all those well-dressed passersby momentary gawking at him."

Said passersby glanced at each other blushing a little. A few of them scattered away at a fast pace, while others actually stopped completely, amused by the boy's statements, or so their curious smiles said.

"A few of them even stopped walking to assist at the scene. Apparently they hadn't nothing better to do than watch a boy standing on a sidewalk. Harry pitied them slightly, but he didn't show it on his emotionless face," continued the boy while someone started chuckling. "At least, he was about to give them something fascinating to watch."

The small figure in large cloths remained silent for a while. With his last comment he had completely captured those people's interest and now there was a little crowd of five men and two women around him, waiting for something to happen.

"Harry Potter started walking slowly right in front of him," said the youngster while doing just that, "and the audience observed in trepidation that strange boy's march, until he simply… disappeared."

The last word was just a whisper coming from… nothing. Absolutely nothing. The five men and the two women could only stand there openmouthed staring at the now empty space in front of them where once was a boy named Harry Potter.

The Muggle repelling ward did not like all those stares at all.

Soon after, there was nobody anymore where 'the pale sign of the Leaky Cauldron' supposedly was. He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil

I will be adding more when I feel like it...