Hey all. I'm Dana. This is started because of my friend Cait and an assignment for a short story. I'm mostly a visual artist, so sorry about the crap in advanced.

QUOTES:

"That one? Eh? Eh? Cait? Cait? Are ya going to answer? Sissy? Oh! Wait, I have to press the button that says 'ENTER' and has the pointy arrow. GO SUGAR! hiss Country! hiss Change the channel! Wait... I should do that... yeh... " -Me

"WHY?! DON'T YOU LOVE ME!... wait... You do... Okay. My bad..." - Me

ME:What?! What?... Yeh, or no... or in your case: Yeah or Nooo...

Cait:haha, i added your saying, "Bugger"

ME:Or, maybe "No Thank You, Sissy... perhaps some green tea for you?" And-- And-- I'd destest that and type: "NO green tea... on second thought, yeh." YAY BUGGER!

From an interview with self and two of own characters (Gerard and Eddie) from own comic:

"... DA: Okay... Eddie, what's your favorite noise or sound?

Eddie: The death of Mousey (his toy) ... The sound of the can opener... The sound of the furnace kicking on... the soud of a snack cake being removed from its wrapping... The sound of Ger (pronounced: Jer) suffocating under his blanket... (looks over at Gerard and smiles)

Gerard's eyes are huge and his mouth hangs open: Gee, aren't I the LUCKY one?! (To Badger) You gave me a homicidal cat!

BD: How was I to know that?! He was just a cute little kitten, when I got a hold of him!

DA: Would you have given him Eddie, if you would've known, Badger?

BD: OH, nooooo. I wouldn't have... I would've kept him and called him Sweeney... He's a good cat to me.

DA: Maybe because you're not around all the time.

The other three laugh at this remark.

Gerard still laughing: Dude, she's at my place ALL the time!..."

"Heck no, techno!" - Keira Kessler (the awesomest classmate that I have)

"Bob! My main man!" - Cait on Senor Bob a stuffed toy Pink-Kneed Tarantula that's become our mascot.

"WHAT NOW, LITTLE ATTEMPTING TO CONFORM SISTER?! EH?!... " - Me to my blood sister, Sheep.

"Mountains are big; if you haven't already noticed." - Mr. Pearl (reffering to how long it takes a mountain to erode away)

"There's a stalker, yes, and a murder, yes, but the tone makes it seem so humorous and light that to me, it's not 'dark'. It seems more like a jaunty Monty Python-ish romp." - CandleDance of DeviantArt on "Memoirs of a Nutter: Chapter 1"

"Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck."
- George Carlin (GO GEORGE CARLIN! RIP!)

"Why yes -- a bulletproof vest."
- James Rodges, Murderer, On His Final Request Before The Firing Squad

"I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk."
- Stephen King (YAY, KING!)

"Humor is the absence of terror, and terror the absence of humor."
- Lord Richard Buckley

Dee: "You laughed at a motician joke?"
Gir: "You'd laugh at a mortician joke too! Remember I share a brain with you."
Dee: "Also, I'd laugh it wasn't from me."

"Ha ha. A whole chapter of ranting. Tracey ranting about the stain. Jack and Sammy ranting on how to properly wrap the dead body." -Gir

From a (not so) recent convo:

Gir:hmmmm...kidnapping?

Badger:That's bad, also.

Gir:is not! jail ain't that bad

Badger:Oh, yeah, the one YOU were in UB... the real one doesn't have the random accents and 100 calorie packs.

Gir:but i miss seein bubba!

Badger:... Bubba is in the DUDE pen!

Gir:you act as though i haven't been arrested before! remember? in atlanta? with the woodchuck?

Badger:... Remember? I was kidnapped that time?! In San Diego? By the mime?

Gir:that was fun. poor guy...almost feel sorry for him. but i feel more sorry for that pogostick.

Badger:Hello! Held at invisible knifepoint!

Gir:that was freaky huh?

Badger:I know! And, then, he was having a hard time walking against the non-existant wind!

Gir:yeah, good thing i pulled out that invisible bazooka. i thought he might faint into his invisible grave or something

Badger:I dug that invisible grave for a reason!

Gir:true

Badger:Good thing our books had that invisible rope, huh?

Gir:yeah, good ol' books.

Badger:Weren't you shocked when that invisible piano dropped on him?

In another part of the same convo:

Gir :we must defeat that clowns! with tanjellos. clowns don't like tanjellos. messes with the equilibrium

Badger:Tanjellos?

Gir:yes
Gir: tanjalos
Gir:but it is said as if it were spelt tanjellos

Badger:... What are they?

Gir:a fruit

Badger:... I should have known...

From a conversation with one of my best friends who I call "Amb-Bam"

Badger: I hate the numeric torture device that the federal educational institutions bestow upon us to attend!

Amb-Bam: Yeh, I didn't understand a thing you said... (laughs)

Badger: I basically said, "I hate math classes, but the feds make us take them..."

From a dream:

Badger (reading from a file after decapitating two people to get it... so it's blood stained) : It says here. "DO NOT RELEASE HER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!" Can you believe the nerve of them?! I worked my but off to make sure I graduated and now their trying to keep me in!

Gir grabs the file, notices the blood, and looks over at Badger. She shakes her head, grinning and then reads out loud: "She is far too intelligent and violent..."

Badger: Dude, I'm smart... I'm not a genius...

Gir raises an eyebrow.

Badger: Sorry, go on about how supposedly evil I am...

Gir: Hah. I wonder WHY they would EVER think THAT! (Hitches her thumb backwards to point out the decapitated bodies) "She'll never conform to what society expects of her and any other girl. Her disorganization shows she may be, indeed, a 'loose cannon'." Okay so she's violent and insane! So what?! I'm insane!

Badger: Yeh, but something tells me that violence does play a major role.

Idea for Seph and Luna series (name to be thought up):
Seph kills someone. Then, skips down the hall they're in the opposite direction (still tracking blood), singing "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"... Apparently homicidal/suicidal undead/immortal people want hippopotamuses...

"And my status on your profile is SO a platypus!" -Me on Gir's Profile for here... on quotes. (platypus=endangered)

"... I'm not into forced romance and cannibalism..."- Me on "Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street"

On same subject.
Sadies: ... I figured he'd be, you know, actually a demon. I was disappointed.
Badger: Oh! So, wielding around blades and killing people... helping making them into meat pies, wasn't EVIL enough. No, he had to be supernaturally inclined, also, huh?

"Can I has kill?" -Me on several annoying incidents.

Thank goodness for txt/im-ing:
Badger: I want Jasper's gift. Why can't I have it?!
Gir: I'm sorry.
Badger: It's okay... Is it weird for me wanting to be a walking chill pill rather than reading minds.
Gir: I want Edward's gift... Forget that! I want Edward... And, Sam... No, it's very you to be a walking chill pill.
Badger: Really? Huh. ... I KNOW! Sedward!
Gir: IT IS! ...
Badger: How is it so ME to be wanting to be a walkin' chill pill? Do I always look like I'm in pain?
Gir: I know! A combo of Sam and Edward for me and a combo of Dean and Jasper for you! Our perfect guys!... NO! You don't! lol
Badger: YEAH! TOTALLY!
Gir: YEAH!
Badger: Too bad about the whole fictional characters thing... Looks like we'll have to look for them under different names. lol
Gir: Yeah. Bummer.
Badger: Darn the inconvenience!
Gir: Yeah, darn it.
Badger: LOL Dude, that was totally an Edward Scissorhands moment.
Gir: Really? I was quoting off of ...
Badger: Yeah! It was when Eddie got arrested and the parents were blaming TV.
Gir: Poor Eddie.
Badger: Yeah, poor Eddie. But, we still loov him, though.

"SO a love story." - Batman and I on any Hannibal Lecter movie with Clarice Starling. (Batman= a bff of mine, Ansley... she's a chick... but she's totally Batman... I can't recall why I dubbed her "Batman", though.)

"... it's required to live..." - Same sources.

Batman or Badger: INVADE!
B or B: ATTACK!
The one who started it: ZEEEE!

Badger: Good afternoon, Batman.
Batman: How are you, my dear Badger?
Badger: 'Dear Badger'? Am I dead?
Batman: No, but you were very proper just then.
Badger: Sorry, I'm very British at the moment.
Batman: You tend to get that way.
Badger: ... Dang it! I want tea now...

Heathie and the Odd "Couple"
Me (on the phone with Keegan): How about we go to the Food Court? I can buy you some noms with my flex points. (I always call them flex points because of my time at Stephen's College.)
Heathie: Dollars.
Me: (to Heathie) Whatever.
Keegan: Nooooo...
Me: Yeeeees...
Keegan: But... I have no money.
Me: That's why I'll be buying you food.
Heathie: Or I could buy him food.
Me: Or Heathie could.
Keegan: Buuuuuut...
Me: (groans) Listen, you're gonna go to the friggin' Food Court. And, I'm gonna buy you something with my flex points. And, you're gonna eat it and enjoy it, got it?
Keegan: (groans) Fiiiine.
Me: We'll see you at the Food Court. Later.
Khana: (whine) Bye.
Me: See you there. (click)

Aly: Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed soon, pretty, too.

Me: I dunno. What is the current Faircut Had? haircut fad...

On tie-dying Aly's underwear
Sarah: talks about how she does not have that close to Aly
Me: Like I do?!
Ceacea: ((Points out our weekly Wednesdays with Mama)) That's pretty close...
Me: No, that's bull$%*!. That's what that is...
Ceacea and Sarah: laugh
Ceacea: Eh, tomato, tomato. It's all the same.

Kelsey and I on pulling pranks:
Me: And, we'd be trying to convince Neva that he's the new mascot. "Neva! He's our new mascoooot." "Oh, yeah? What's his name?"
Kelsey: Snowman! Because he's a snowman!

Dee: [texting Aly]
Cait: Who are you talking tooo?
Dee: Who do you think?
Cait: Tell herrr...
Dee: Wait! Lemme send this part of the conversation first.
Cait: [waits atching tv, then] I said, 'Juilanne Moore is insane.' ... And, 'It isn't hard to parody an old eighties song that is from Germany.'
Dee: Hold on! HOLD ON! I'm only at Julianne.
Cait: [repeats what she said more than once.] Germany. Gerrrrrrr-many.
Dee: [snorts] And, done. Sending.

Aly: Oh gawd Kuriboh! X3
Dee: What now?
Aly: Orphanland. X3
Dee: Orphanland. X3 "Think man; no one would want to go to a place called 'Oprhanland'." And now, Orphan land has lost all sense of meaning.

(In a Facebook Message to Aly)

09-18-2011

To: Aly

Subject: Sarah's and My Statuses in Your Quotations Section

To Who It May Concern:
Tonight, I was reading thy quotations section from thy profile page. I do enjoy the humorous mishaps and victories in of which thou and thy friends relish in. It does bring a smile to mine lips and an uplifting emotion to mine breast. Indeed, this section does grace thy profile page so lovely. But, alas, dear madam, I have an issue with thine section. Why isn't the lovely and jovial Sarah featured more into thine section? She has brought many a quip into thine life and yet thou does not honor her in this section? Also, what about that one Dana lady? Is she not funny enough for thou, or something?

Best regards,
Dee

((How's them apples for you? :3))