Perfectly Hopelesshide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Guild Wars. Hello! I am Hopeless! (former username: Hopeless Alchemist) My name is Kyla and I use they/them pronouns Info on my fanfictions: Guild Wars -Magic and Mischief: Updated when I finish chapters. This is my main fic at the moment until I lose inspiration for it. I doubt I will though, 'cause I've got a lot of plans for this one. -Innocence is Bliss: Now finished. Fullmetal Alchemist -A Beautiful Lie: Updated whenever I finish chapters. -The Silver Steel Alchemist: Updated whenever I find inspiration and motivation. That's getting hard right now. Very hard, so be patient. -Full Blown Nightmare: Updated when I finish chapters. Like TSSA I'm losing my inspiration for this one as well. -The Calm Before The Storm: Updated whenever. -Curious Worlds: On indefinite hiatus. Not sure if it'll ever see more chapters... -Lost and Found: Read above |
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Life Hates Me by LeFay Strent reviews
"I'm in Fullmetal Alchemist," she spoke carefully, as if testing the validity of the words. It made the situation that much more real, more intimidating, more hopelessly confusing. "…life hates me."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,179 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., OC
Reprieve by LeFay Strent reviews
The line has been crossed where no mortal should have gone and now the balance of the two worlds has been broken. With the realm connecting the gates coming apart at the seams, who will rise to restore it? Or will everything fall apart? The fate of not only one but two worlds is at stake in the sequel of 'The Blood Alchemist'. EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,509 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R., OC
Shades of Grey: In Truth, None Of It Was Fiction by KarmaHope reviews
Karmyn Dallas was Normal. She had her skeletons, but everyone does. She had thought her life was boring, but she wants it back- anything but THIS. THIS wasn't real. It couldn't be! It was FICTION, a STORY. But in truth, none of it was... and the proof was standing right in front of her, telling her she couldn't go back. Get used to fiction- it's reality. (REWRITE POSTED!)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 160,190 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/20/2011 - [Alphonse E., OC] Edward E. - Complete
Of Oranges and Cherries by CornBeefRoast reviews
Tyria will burn. They give her a sword and point her in the right direction, shut their eyes tight and pray she obeys her destiny. She doesn't, at least, not how they thought she would.(Hey guys, this project has been sitting latent for awhile now and I don't think I'll pick it back up again. It was fun, thank y'all so much for reading/reviewing/being snazzy people)
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,240 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Sylvari, Caithe, Trahearne
Cold Nights and Warm Sweaters by TheEquivalentExchanger reviews
"Is that my sweater?" Cold nights lead to heated situations.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Dreams by AceArcalas reviews
One denies his dream of separation. One dreams nothing but of nightmare. Pod Twins, Tzurael and Caeshe, venture around the world of Tyria while trying to make sense of the Dreams they had since before awakening. (Hiatus) (May go under revision)
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013
Crying Corners by Chemiclord reviews
A one shot short featuring Marjory as she looks back on her trials and tribulations after the defeat of Scarlet Briar...
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/6/2014
Fragments by Progeny Ex Machina reviews
In which Braham isn't the only offspring of Destiny's Edge. A fusion of crack and fluff in three short snippets. Brief mentions of Rytlock/unknown, Logan/Jennah, Snaff/unknown, Snaff/Zojja, and Zojja/Vorpp. Rated for implied sexual and incestuous themes.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Complete
Just One of Those Days by Marshmellowtime reviews
People say when life sucks, you make it better. So if you wake up one morning, find out you're a ghost, and that the only one that can see you is a idiot prince with an obssesion for becoming immortal- can things even get better? Ling/Oc/Greed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 359,810 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Greed, Ling Y. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Progeny Ex Machina reviews
Zojja journeys into the Tower of Nightmares, with predictable results. Rated for safety.
Guild Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Zojja - Complete
Dance of Lead by Caerulei reviews
Seven, once a soldier, now a peasant, Orla, from birth a servant, whose destiny yet unfolds, Rhiannon, rotting but not destroyed. The first two; friends of the closest kind, The third; a sapling seeking something lost and forgotten. Three outcasts, charr, human, sylvari, Become stones in a Foundation.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,312 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Charr, Human, Sylvari
stubborn love by kougyokus reviews
Ling had always known she could die. And if she did, he knew it would be because of him. People like her weren't made to live long lives.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Ling Y., Lan Fan - Complete
What Was Given Us by Xendell reviews
Destiny's Edge continues their search for Dragons to slay, but don't realize Caithe knows more than they do. When the time comes, choices have to be made; lose your love or lose your life?
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Caithe, Faolain, Eir S., Zojja - Complete
Meddle not in the Affairs of Krait Witches by Weiila reviews
An asura happens to meet a charr burdened with an incredibly dumb curse, and joins him on his quest to free himself from the wicked spell. But a curse that seems merely annoying in friendly company might not be so innocent in all situations.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Charr, Asura
Renewal by Progeny Ex Machina
After Snaff's death, Zojja lost her drive. What goaded her back onto her feet? Perhaps a not-so-friendly visit from an old rival.
Guild Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Kudu, Zojja - Complete
All That Remains by Xendell reviews
When Gixx after all this time finally held the Magister's Field Journal in his hands, he couldn't bring himself not to open it.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Gixx, Sieran - Complete
This Won't End Well by Mara Beth reviews
When Scarlet Briar runs across the leader of the Pact, she decides to have a little bit of fun at his expense.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Sylvari, Trahearne - Complete
Forsaken by LeFay Strent reviews
Kayla is a cat chimera who has recently escaped the fifth lab in Central. Now searching for the one person she trusts, how will she react when she meets a pair of brothers who teach her that not everyone in this world is cruel? AlXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,241 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC
Anything For You by Xendell reviews
Sariel devoted her life and Dream to the Court, in hope of winning Faolain's favour. When even her close sister gets awarded the title Knight of Embers, something snaps inside her. It's time to make a change. It's time to claim what's rightfully hers, even if she has to kill a Firstborn to get it. The story of Sariel's cruel fate, leading up to Twilight Arbor.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sylvari, Faolain, Caithe - Complete
Completely Intentional Wrath of the Fangirls by shiroamaya reviews
Sequel to Unintentional Wrath of the Fangirls! What the hell is with all the long names? Our two favorite crazy, insane fangirls provide even more laughs and other questionable content! How? Well, you'll just have to read to find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,624 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Guild Wars 2: Beneath The Heart by reitakoyaki reviews
While Pact troops are mustering to fend off the awakened Elder Dragons, the human kingdom of Kryta faces civil unrest over a changing political landscape. Exiled and running for her life, Reina Takayama embarks on a journey to discover her past of Canthan heritage and along the way, meets a band of heroes, who might coincidentally be the salvation of Tyria. Yet, a new force arrives
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2013
A Day In The Life Of Taylor Riley by LeFay Strent reviews
Taylor should have known not to be surprised by her best friend's…oddness. And her best friend, LeFay, should have known not to be surprised by Taylor's efficiency as a ninja. However, neither of them was prepared for this. - A side story for TBA -
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., OC - Complete
Electric Soul by QueenBeatsAll reviews
About a completely full suit of armor.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013
Hushabye Mountain by WayToDawn324 reviews
When his newborn daughter wakes up in the middle of the night wailing, Roy sings her a lullaby. Songfic using Hushabye Mountain.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Riza H., Roy M.
Nothing Can by punkichu reviews
"I just need Ed to be here, with me. To look at me with those mesmerizing golden eyes of his, to tell me everything will be okay, even if it won't. I want him to hold me tight, and tell me the worst will be over soon. I need him." Now is not a one shot. Just something that came sporadically spewing out of my brain..(Also, written from Winry's POV, if you couldn't figure that out..)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,957 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Harlem Shake by LeFay Strent reviews
Harlem Shake, FMA style. ...you know you wanna read it...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
From Dawn to Dusk by Xendell reviews
When you wake up in a world where your existence is completely new, how do you see the world? Two souls find each other, and connect for eternity, but fate has other plans for them. Will love survive the process of exploration, learning morals and identity? This is the story of Caithe and Faolain, and the Firstborn, and how their destiny began.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,332 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Caithe, Faolain, Trahearne, Asura - Complete
Taylor's Cake of Life by LeFay Strent reviews
Whoever came up with the phrase, 'it's a piece of cake' should be shot and set on fire, because nothing in Taylor's life was a piece of cake. "At least you're a pretty kitty?" Al tried. Taylor hissed. - Sequel to "Al's Ways of Dealing With Ed" -
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC
Click Here by elysenjazz reviews
Once upon a time... lame! This is a story about a girl with a nack for getting into things she shouldn't, our favorite Elric brothers and (duh) alchemy, what could possibly go wrong! This story will not be for those of rational thinking! Please beware the complete obserdity of this story! I own not Fullmetal Alchemist. Will change to T later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Unintentional Wrath of the Fangirls by shiroamaya reviews
What happens when fangirls get a plushie of their favorite characters? Some weird shit, my friend. Find out what happens to poor Edward in this very interesting story. Slight Crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Edward E. - Complete
The Problem with Dating by Progeny Ex Machina reviews
Zojja didn't mind the fact that Snaff was in a relationship. It was his choice of partner that bothered her. AU. Crackfic.
Guild Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Snaff, Zojja - Complete
Payback by Victorious-Mind reviews
Three-Shot. After Colonel Mustang cuts Ed's research budget to fix a house that was damaged during a mission, Edward's pissed. He decides to play a practical joke on Roy. So he dresses up like a lady and calls him on a date... ABSOLUTELY NON-YAOI! Rated T for language and mature themes. Implied Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Relatively Few Kittens by MaidOfLife-abandoned reviews
CRACK Ed compiles a list of things it seems only Al is capable of doing. And believe me; Ed's going to try them all. Relatively few kittens were harmed in the making of this fanfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Fullmetal Alchemist: The Legacy by TheBansheesScream reviews
Ella's father is the former Fullmetal Alchemist Ed Elric. Like her father she's skilled at Alchemy but has little use for it in Resembool at least until the son of a certain Colonel seeks out Ed's help in finding his missing parents. However when Ed is taken it's up to Ella, her brother and their new friend to find the truth, save their parents and live up to the Fullmetal legacy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012
Escape to the Host Club! by ShadowHawq35 reviews
When Edward demands for a mission out of the country, he doesn't expect to go to school... or join a Host Club for that matter. Though he can't let his youth get mixed into the real reason why he's in Japan, and when someone starts murdering the students, Edward might have to turn to his new friends for help.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Prussia meets Excalibur by Mairu and Kururi reviews
Prussia is too awesome to be a fool.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Excalibur, Prussia - Complete
Kamui meets Belarus by Mairu and Kururi reviews
And Kamui thinks about the positive aspects of incest.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Komui Lee, Belarus - Complete
Al's Ways of Dealing With Ed by LeFay Strent reviews
Al had always had patience when dealing with his older brother but this time Ed has went too far! When Al uses his alchemy to deal with Ed, how will Taylor react to Edward's new look? -A side story for TBA-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
You Look Beautiful In A Dress, Edward Elric by poonjavie reviews
Ed Elric has to dress like a girl for a secret military assignment. The group can't help but make fun of him. Especially Mustang. (Mild language, cross-dressing humor)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Take Care of Yourself by Scotty1994 reviews
Iku Kasahara suddenly gets sicks and it's up to Dojo's team to look after her. Well, mainly Dojo. Read and rate :
Library War - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Kasahara I., Dojo A. - Complete
Fifteen Shots of Whiskey Later by Samsung Super Aladdin Boy II reviews
Ed got very drunk, once, and Al had seen him. As such, Equivalent Exchange demands he see Al drunk, however unexpected the outcome may be.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
State's Maru Kaite Chikyuu by xXGrayGuitar14Xx reviews
The states think it's unfair that the countries have their own theme songs while they don't! Now they made their own songs to show the states are just as awesome. Review and send info if you want your state done. ALL 50 STATES ARE DONE! Chapter 17 has the rewrite of Connecticut and Massachusets! NOW COMPLETED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America - Complete
The Amazing Elric Brother Telepathy by Ranting and Raving reviews
The new emperor of Xing tells Alphonse about a very strange scene that occurred inside Gluttony's belly. The explanation behind Edward's biggest Epic Fail in FMAB. Slight Almei and Lingfan. Rated T because of blood and violence is briefly mentioned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Ling Y., Alphonse E. - Complete
Dreams by Soprana reviews
It never crossed his mind that he wasn't the only person who could have nightmares... Inspired by artwork from Socji on DeviantART- Link inside
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Sometimes It's Just So by MillenniumKitten reviews
When the daughter of flame and the son of metal are thrown together in one room things fly and not everything is just so...right. As things fall into place they come to find that things in this world aren't as bad as they seem and perhaps things are just so. There doesn't need to be an explanation when everything just falls into place. I suck at sumaries so please read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,818 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012
The Blood Alchemist by LeFay Strent reviews
"A game?" I sputtered. "This isn't a game! These are people's lives you're toying with! My life you're toying with! You can't do that!" "Oh, but I can," came Truth's chilling reply. -When a girl from our world finds a Philosopher's Stone action, drama, lots of humor, and a bit of romance ensue.- EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 250,467 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Crona Meet Excalibur by Mairu and Kururi reviews
My dad told me I should do this, so I did. Black Star takes Crona to meet Excalibur. And, please read AN if you plan to tell me that Crona is a girl. K for fail.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Crona, Excalibur - Complete
The Elric Brothers Discover Fanfiction by Shadowfang14 reviews
Exactly what the title says. This is how I think Ed and Al would react if they saw all the fanfics people write about them. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
You Take Away my FMA by Rokuchuchu reviews
In a world where Fullmetal Alchemist is banned, Roku and LeFay gather a mother load of FMA fangirls to form a rebellion against the president in order to restore their favorite Japanese show. And when Mustang and Envy come to help out, they might just have a small, possible, tiny chance of success. Not.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Envy, Roy M. - Complete
Ed's Confrontation With a Vampire by LeFay Strent reviews
Sequel to "Ed's Happy Dance" - Ed hunts down Edward Cullen for stealing his woman.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Edward E., OC, Edward - Complete
Useless In the Rain by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Parody of Adele's "Set Fire to the Rain", with entirely new lyrics. Roy Mustang knows that you can't get a spark with damp gloves. he's just sick of everyone else pointing it out. So he rants and raves to the tune of Adele. Read for the sake of parody!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Hostess by Mairu and Kururi reviews
Few girls know of another club in Ouran... A guys only club. Hostess' come knocking on Host Club door's and shaking up their world. All characters get love but it's mainly Kyoya and Tamaki! Contains yaoi and yuri! Don't like, don't read R&R!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Taylor's Method of Seduction by LeFay Strent reviews
Taylor's putting the moves on Edward. How will he respond? -A side story for TBA-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Edward E., OC - Complete
Ed's First Day of School by LeFay Strent reviews
Al enrolls Taylor and Ed in an academy. But once at the school Ed's hair becomes a big problem. -A side story for TBA-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Ed's Theme Song by LeFay Strent reviews
Can you guess what Ed's theme song might be?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Ed's Fancy Coat by LeFay Strent reviews
Ed wears the coolest clothes. Don't you think? -A side story for TBA-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
30 Ways To Tell If You Are Obsessed With FMA by LoverInJapan reviews
The title says it all xD Here are thirty waysto tell if you are obsessed with Fullmetal alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Complete
The Top Ten Ways to Fail as an Alchemist by KarmaHope reviews
There aren't that many ways to fail as an alchemist. Okay, there are, but that's beside the point. However, some ways are stupider than others, ways that would make even Fuhrer Bradley facepalm. Things that shouldn't have happened, but somehow- DID . . .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
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Magic and Mischief reviews
It's been three years since the defeat of Zhaitan. While the Pact is juggling clearing Tyria and Orr of undead along with planning their next attack on the dragons, a new danger is making its way into the world from the Mists. Meanwhile, an unlikely group of friends is coming together in Lion's Arch, unaware of what their destiny holds. This is their story.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Asura, Charr, Human, Sylvari
Full Blown Nightmare reviews
"Things never happen the way you think they will. Sometimes it's good, but there are other times where you end up fighting for your life. This whole thing has turned into the fighting type of situation." Fangirl Ari had no clue that her life would be changed forever with that little necklace. Now she's about to be caught in a war of the worlds that no one could've predicted. EdxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,456 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
The Silver Steel Alchemist (hiatus for rewrite) reviews
Myra Loken has traveled from her home in Dublith to Central to take the State Alchemist's Exam. After falling asleep out side, having not slept in days, she's found by Ed and Al. Throughout her journey, she learns more than she could have ever wanted about her and her family from the being known as Truth, all the while finding feelings she never knew. Eventual EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,187 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC
Innocence is Bliss reviews
There's a fine line between Dream and Nightmare. Some dare to walk along that line, never understanding the risks of falling from it. But if you could stay on that line, never falling into either, what would happen? Who or what would you become? /A backstory for Kaiana, the sylvari from my main story Magic and Mischief.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Sylvari - Complete
A Beautiful Lie reviews
"You'll never belong, but let's see you try." It was at that moment that things started to go downhill. I had friends, family, and a crush. I never could have imagined what would happen next. I was whisked away to this other world where the people I've run into are lookalikes of those I care about. I want to go home, but my only hope lies in this guy who looks like Eric... Ed/OCxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC
Remembering The Past reviews
She's back again. It's been years. There's that house she knows, her family she loves, and even the boy she's crushing on is there. Things are looking up now. -A special one-shot to celebrate my first year being on this website. One sided OCxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Edward E. - Complete
A Tale of Mary, Sue, and Yaoi reviews
Mary and Sue are your average fangirls. They love FMA but get irritated when all they can find is yaoi fanfics. This is the story of what happens when they decide to cross into Amestris and tell Ed about fan fiction. Be prepared for yaoi bashing and fourth wall breaking.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Edward E. - Complete
The Silver Steel AlCATmist reviews
The evil author Hopeless has trapped the cast of TSSA in a room with no way out. That is, unless they all drink a magical potion. Once they do so, the craziness begins. (side story for my first fan fiction and my first attempt at a CRACK!fic)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,705 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Curious Worlds reviews
"You know how curiousity killed the cat? Well here I am. The foolish cat." Toni's curiousity gets her into trouble. This time she listens to a voice from her dream. She ends up falling through the portal and crashes into the Elric brother's hotel room. How's this street girl going to adjust to life on a different world? Combo of FMAO & B. On indefinite hiatus
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Lost and Found reviews
"Why us? What does he need us for? It's been nearly a year and he still hasn't told us." Liana is the only one allowed outside. She does the dirty work, mainly stealing. After stealing from the military labs, she's found by the Elrics. She gets away, but Edward's seen her face. Now the brothers are trying to find her and help her before it's too late. On indefinite hiatus
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E.