Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company?

Houston's local heartthrob Dave Strider didn't think love would find him until it slammed into him at the park and spilled coffee on his favourite hoodie. Predictably, Dave doesn't handle love all that well and quickly spirals into a huge, sappy, lovesick mess as the object of his affection brutally massacres his cool kid facade without even realising he's doing so.

"Oh, if this is Dirk on the phone, you're going to throw some pants on, grab one of those shitty swords you keep hanging on the wall and kick his ass." In which Dave gets a wrong-number call from some guy in Washington at two in the morning and things kinda spiral out of control. DaveJohn. No SBurb AU.