mei-yasasame
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Joined 08-03-08, id: 1656315, Profile Updated: 04-18-09
Author has written 3 stories for Hamtaro, Naruto, and Chowder.

Hello people!

My name is Mei. I am the voice that tells you to do the random things in life!

I am the little speck of dirt you try to get out of your shoe but can still feel it after emptying your shoe like 50 times.

I am super awesome person! Haha (conceded)

ANYWAYZ! I LOOOVE Naruto but i don't know if I'll ever write a story about it because it's so crowded. I looove spongebob too. So I'm pretty much an insane maniac!

These are the animes I am currently watching:

Naruto

Ojamajo Doremi

Here are the ones I have finished watching and doubt they will make more seasons:

Ouran High School Host Club

Lovely Complex

Ultra Maniac

Tokyo Mew Mew

Ai yori Aoshi

Here are my favorite words to say:

Scrumptious

chillaxing

weekending

manboob

bob the hobo

kung pao chicken

fool

loooooool

osculate (which is a fancy word meaning: to kiss. How cool is that?!)

Here's a poem I found online which = the story of my life. If you like it, post it on your profile:

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

Now here are some of my likes:

BOYS!

STEAK!

ICE CREAM!

Pink stuff

hanging out with my friends

fireworks

awesome stories

video games

listening to music

annoying my friends

annoying random people

Here are some of my DISlikes:

Nosy people (v_v i may be a hypocrite)

Annoying flamers on this site (I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!)

Internet dating and spawning (It's just sick and wrong)

Perverts(thank goodness I'm not a hypocrite in THIS department)

NaruHina, NaruSasu, and SakuSasu fans (Sakura and Naruto are meant for each other ONLY)

Here are some of my fave quotes:

"Before you laugh at others, you must first learn to laugh at yourself"~Me

"If you cannot find a road to success, build one!" ~Allison Pirlo

"Life is like waffles, the toppings are the desicions you make. It will either taste good or bad in the end" ~Me

"You don't stick out like a sore thumb, you stick out like a sixth finger" ~Me

"When one door closes, another one opens. But sometimes we stare so ng at the closed door, that we fail to se the one that was opened to us."~Helen Keller

"Imagination is more important than knowledge"~Albert Einstein

"Any actor who tells you that they have become the people they play, unless they're clearly diagnosed as a schizophrenic, is bullshitting you." ~Gary Oldman

"I applaud anything that can take a kid away from a PlayStation or a Gameboy. That is a miracle in itself." ~Gary Oldman

"I think I can honestly say that I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on" ~Me

"The best things to have in a girl is to be pretty, nice, and funny. The problem is, if you don't have any of those, you're screwed" ~Me

FACT: Don't let me get near chocolate or you will all die.

here's the link to my fictionpress, i think they're pretty great stories...

http://www.fictionpress.com/~meiyasasame

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Feral by UltimateHero59 reviews
Naruto is a half demon with a short temper, and uncontrollable urge to kill. If there's one thing everyone knows you don't make him angry. Too bad Sakura didn't know. Now she has to learn the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
mathematically yours by extraordinaire reviews
AU oneshot. "I know I'm hot, but our 'romantic relationship' can wait until we're out of the classroom. Really, if you can't do the math, then get out of the equation." Math will never be the same again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sugar Rush by Awsomewriter123 reviews
It's the latest thing: Hamster Candy! However, it's possible to have too much of a good thing and it's up to the ham hams to stop their new friend before it's too late! THE FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! PLEASE R&R!
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
star boy by nickjonaslikeskp reviews
Archie passes away! :
Stargirl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008
Picking Daisies by twili.imp reviews
My SECOND fic! Penelope is picking daisies for Pashmina, and Cappy desides to help. Kinda fluff-ish one-shot.
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
The more you hate, the more you love by the living doll.meowszkie reviews
They were just seatmates, ordinary seatmates who always fight and tease each other. Will their "I hate you!" turn into "I love you!"?
Ultra Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008
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Never Eat Again Forever! reviews
...What? I was bored! Plus I can picture this being a real episode. Anyways, hope you enjoy the product of my boredness. I guarantee it's funny or you can kick me in the pants. Funny oneshot.
Chowder - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Naruto gets a job and random stuff happens! reviews
Hooray! Random Stuff! It's kind of a love story with random events. I hope you people like it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Kush Kush Tales! reviews
A bunch of collaborated stories, some romance some humor about the characters in Hamtaro. so cute!
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008