Also known as Eureka, Mumbles, an an actual legal name which nobody cares about because this is the internet. I'm an amateurwriter and very self-important about the whole ordeal. My hobbies include playing video games, being vaguely resentful of everything, and forcing myself to find motivation to do productive things. I also enjoy telling other people to be stop being resentful and to do productive things. My middle names are "Hypocrisy" and "Kind of Annoying". Also "Danger".

NOTE: My updating schedule is infrequent due to the sheer number of projects I am working on, both on fanfiction.net and off. I do not abandon stories. If I haven't updated in a while and my story still says 'incomplete', I will definitely come back and wrap it up at some point. Don't hold your breath, it might take me a while. But it will get finished.

“It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelsome but if that is all we ever were, we would millenniums ago have disappeared from the face of the earth.” - John Steinbeck