I haven't written any stories yet but I'm new here. I'm hoping to post a story once I find an idea I won't get bored of and forget about. I have never completed a story that wasn't for school.

I hope someone is actually going to read this...

Name:Melissa

Sexual orientation: Bisexual I think. I'm not sure. Matters more on your personality

Hair: Brown, medium

Eyes: Brown

Age: Old enough

Height: 5' 4" Think I'm short? I'll kick your ass bitch.

Weight: Just right. Not too skinny not too fat

Favorite Color: Black, neon green, and neon blue

Things I like: Slash, animals, art, reading, fanfiction, music(except pop and country), LOTR, Mark Twain, Kingdom Hearts, Zexion, Harry Potter, Warriors, House M.D, Vampirates, PotC, Twilight, comedy, horror, greek myths, collarbones(I touch mine almost obsesively), poking people(this annoys my friends, blenders,the words super and fantastical, scaring people,the Spurs, Aggie jokes, dirt, climbing, walking, light jogging, fighting(I don't do it in school though. Detention is boring.) Anne Rice, Stephan King, funny quotes,crossovers, improv acting, sharp things, my friends, my family(most of the time), my theatre teacher(Mrs.Eanes), my art teacher(Mrs.Volz), my social studies teacher(Mr.Baker), my science teacher(Mrs Garner), Jim Carrey, french fries dipped in a chocolate milkshake, ketchup on rice(don't knock it until you try it), and lots of other things I'm too lazy to write.

Things I strongly dislike(Hate is a strong word. So is love.): Homophobes, racism, prejudice, sexism, animal testing, animal abusers, stuck up people, people who have no sense of humor, narrow minded people, running, push ups, homework, school, gym(not the exercise, the teacher hates me), almost everyone in school(they hated me first), my reading teacher(Mrs.Bolton, she hates me too and needs to relax), people who stereotype, stereotypes themselves, olives, anchovies, posers(people who copy others), George W Bush, Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift(she is such a whiner), Miley Cirus, Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears( I might not hate her so much if she comes back the right way. But I'll alway hate her music.), super hot days, super rainy days, people who use chatspeak when they're talk out loud, people who are super nit-picky and always point out mistakes in my grammer and spelling, people who expect me to talk a lot and in complete sentences, teachers who expect you to raise your hand whenever you know the answer even if you don't want to answer the question, adults who look at me like I'm stupid, anyone who looks at me like I'm stupid, getting B's on my report card(which has never happened. I,ve gotten a 90 but never a B on a report card), when my parents tell me I should dress better and alot of stuff I'm too lazy to write.

Pairings I like(seme/uke):

KH: Demyx/Zexion, Axel/Zexion, Marluxia/Zexion, Lexaeus/Zexion, Vexen/Zexion, Xemnas/Zexion, Riku/Zexion, Roxas/Axel(And yes I like Roxas on top. I haven't actually found one like this but I'm gonna keep looking.)

LOTR: Gimli/Legolas, Haldir/Legolas, Boromir/Legolas, Eomer/Legolas

HP: Lucius/Sirius, Fred/Draco, George/Draco, James/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, Ron/Draco

Twilight: Edward/Jacob, Sam/Jacob, Emmet/Jacob

House M.D: House/Chase, Foreman/Chase

Crossover pairings I like: Jack Sparrow/Legolas, Draco/Zexion, Axel/Draco, Axel/Jacob, Jacob/Legolas, Ron/Demyx, Edward/Harry, House/Zexion, Chase/Zexion

I thank anyone who bothered to read all of this.