Hey guys! My name is Heptagon, and heres everything I dare to tell you about me on the mysterious internt:

- "IRL" Name: Jack

- Age: Between 8 and 80.

- Location: Bristol, England, In a House.

- Telephone Number: You know the square root of 167 times Pi added to 6 divided by 93 squared to the 11th factorial divided by negative 4 factored into the fibonnaci sequence and multiplied by the power of 9? Yeah, it's not that.

- Name Origin: I like shapes. And randomness. Heptagon is a random shape!

- Favourite Books: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, G.O.N.E, Eragon, the normal stuff, also anything by Richard Dawkins.

- Hobbies: Writing stories, playing CS:GO, chess, reading, Sciency shit, and occasionally something that doesn't involve sitting in a chair all day, like all of the above, but his is vey rare.

- Favourite Domestic Heating Device: Radiators.

- Favourite Poker Variant: Texas Hold 'em.

- Least Favourite Toilet Paper: ASDA SmartPrice

That got strange pretty fast. Check out my fanfictions below, Like, Comment, Subscribe to my non-existent YouTube channel, Peace out.