Hi, my name's Zoe, I'm fifteen, and I love the Jonas Brothers. I love to write, so expect some stuff from me soon. I'll read basically anything, so give me good stories! :)

I prefer slash, but I'll read anything that actually has a point.

Jovin, Jarbo, Narbo. They'd have to be my favourites. Know any good stuff? Tell me :)

1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?

Hm. It'd have to be Paul Kevin II. Simply because he's the nicest, sweetest, funniest person ever. Plus, he's killer on guitar. AND, he's absolutely GORGEOUS! :)

2.) Which CD do you like better?

The lyrics in 'It's About Time' are incredible, but the music itself in 'Jonas Brothers' is amazing. 'A Little Bit Longer' will pone them both, though.

3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

Since they suck HARDCORE and haven't come to Australia yet, no, I haven't :. I still have hope though!

4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?

Yeah! The necklace that came with their CD last year, a blue shirt with their faces on it (Kevin's in the middle!), a black hoodie with the logo on it...that's it. For now ;).

5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?

No! :(

6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPOD?

YESYESYES! Even Nick's stuff! :

7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?

Duh. More like a room. mixed with other people.

8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time?

Um. Time for me to fly. And I am what I am. I can't choose.

9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers?

Hmm. Still In love With You.

10.) What's your all-time favorite song?

It's tied between Love Bug, Video Girl and Time for me to fly.

11.) Does Mandy always know?

Yes she does!

12.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?

No, I'm fine with the fact they they dated, because obviously Nick saw SOMETHING in her that wasnt completely ANNOYING. I just strongly dislike her because she's bratty, annoying, spoiled, and did I mention annoying?

13.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?

Nah, her and Aly are cool.

14.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?

HA! Yeah, try more than 140. TRUST ME, I've checked (AND THAT DOESNT MEAN I WASNT THERE WHEN THEY STILL SANG THAT STUFF, because I was. I mean, when I heard about them, Joe still had the Joehawk. It just means I was stupid, and didn't think to buy it until AFTER jb merch took it down. Retard merch people. Grr!).

15.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?

YES! GREATEST ADVENTURESSSSS : they own.

"This is where we keep Joseph." "Can I come out now?" "NO!"

Ah, good times.

16.) Do you buy magazines just because of one poster?

I actually just did that last week.

But hey, it was totally sexy, I had to!

17.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?

At first, no, but then he gave that speech on march 22nd, and man, I BAWLED. Damn, he's amazing.

18.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?

Yeah, I do. I love it now, but I just miss when he still looked young, and happy.

19.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?

klskhskjhakalsjhlkahakhg. Both. I can't choose.Straight is downright sexy, but curly is just too adorable. So both.

20.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?

Damn straight, I do.

21.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?

YEAH! The infamous Joe rap (where 'Mufasa' bursts in) was the first one I watched, EVER. Dj Danga owns.

22.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?

Ahahaha. Wow. No. That's kind of weird. And obsessive. Lmao.

23.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?

Honestly, no. But hey, you can't help the fact that Disney made them big; don't even try to deny it.

24.) Have you memorized every song?

Damn straight, I have.

25.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?

No. I would've, though.

26.) Are you going to the Burning Up tour?

ASKALKFLAKFLS. NO STOP RUBBING IT IN THAT I DON'T LIVE IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS THEM. Jeez. Mean much? xD

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder (wtf? no. it's called METABOLISM, people!)

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic (just a little Irish on my Dad's side.)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I READ SLASH/INCEST, so I MUST have sex with my family.

I like to be ALONE, so I MUST have no friends.

I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST love the Disney Channel.

I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST love Hannah Montana (HELL NO. Sorry, but that girl PISSES ME OFF. Don't hate me for it xD)

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!