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Joined 04-15-16, id: 7747513, Profile Updated: 06-01-16
Author has written 2 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, and Mega Man.

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My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6403 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
icarly Heatwave by Rogering100 reviews
Seattle is baking in a heatwave...
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,975 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Carly S., Sam P.
An average day at the lab (a Minion fan fiction) by Fuckedupfanfics reviews
An average day at the lab while Kevin was minding his own business, when Bob came to him and gave him a suprise
Despicable Me - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Minions - Complete
Larry Boy and the Anal Plunging by Realcoolstories143 reviews
Bob and Larry are some silly fellas. They get into some crazy situations sometimes. But Larry always saves the day. And now Larry decides its a good idea to fuck bob in the ass.
Veggie Tales - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2016
paul fart mall cop by juicydickhugger reviews
batman learns why paul blart keeps getting movies. (trigger warning: this fanfiction contains paul blart. any mall-kin that are sensitive to material involving paul blart should avoid this story)
Crossover - Batman & Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Dong Expanding Fantasy by TheVioletDevil reviews
A long kong dong expanding adventure in 2hu land.
Crossover - Donkey Kong Country & Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Donkey Kong, Lanky Kong, Reimu H., Remilia S.
The Presidential Alphabet Game by WizMonCruWil reviews
So, it dawned on me with the election of President Obama, how many letters in the alphabet have begun a POTUS' last name…and how many haven't. What would happen if the United States was forced to use all of the letters of the alphabet to start a POTUS' last name at least once? Hilarity ensues. Enjoy! Please, no political comments.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2015
Jimmy neutron and the dong by smashandnab reviews
jimmy neutron is bored... what will happen?
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Sonic, Donkey Kong, Samus A., Jimmy N. - Complete
1 year of love by drquackandmissbirdy reviews
Dr Quack and Miss Birdy celebrate their one year together with a relaxing night at home.
Webkinz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
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Rock his Roll reviews
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Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2016 - [Rock, Roll, X]
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what the fok am i doing with life
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Complete