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Joined 11-29-14, id: 6314840, Profile Updated: 01-05-15
Author has written 5 stories for Invader Zim.

Helloz to everyone out there!

I am the one (and only) HALFBLOODLLAMA!

At least I think.

So 1 thing about me is...

ILOVEINVADERZIMOMGTEEHEE

Have a nice day! :D

I also have a deviantart:

On my deviantart, please note that I mainly only post photographs or screenshots. But I am willing to take special (but simple) drawing requests! :D

I am now taking requests for stories! They must be Fiction T or under. Please make them Invader Zim related, though. Thank youz!

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're on the computer right NOW, paste this on your profile :)


ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of you won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread


A little more about me, just to make it a stronger profile:

FUN FACT OF DOOM: I know Russian. Simple as that.

ANOTHER FUN FACT OF DOOM: I actually have a pet llama, and that is where my obsession with llamas comes from. THEY SO CUDDLY!

FAQ:

Q: Where are you originally from?

A: I'm from Canada. WHOOP WHOOP

Q: What's you real name?

A: It is Macy. Feel free to call me Mace. And yes, I am very aware what a mace is -insert devilish smile-

Q: What is your favorite color? LOLZ, like you even care to know...

A: Black. If it's not black, it's not worth my frickin' time. (that may not be COMPLETELY true..)

Q: Favorite TV Show?

A: I think you can already tell... if you can't, it's Invader Zim. The best show in the world in my opinion.

My personal quote that I follow: Да здравствует ламы! (copy and paste it, then place it in google translate to see what it says unless you know Russian..)

And that wraps up the summary of me. Most of you are probably not going to read this, but ftw.

BYEZ! -derp-


When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you?

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Song of a Tortured Heart by Random Irken Derp reviews
A death, a betrayal and a great evil inside. How much torture can one girl suffer? Can she right the wrongs of her past and find light at the end of the tunnel or does it lead to infinite darkness in her fragile mind... CanonxOC WARNING: this fanfiction contains violence and language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,823 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Zim, Gir, Dib, OC
Two Worlds: REMASTERED by Random Irken Derp reviews
And now there's an alien in my backyard. Crap! I mean he IS my favorite character on Invader Zim but it's not like there will end up being anything between us. Right? UPDATED AND REDONE! ZaOCr Romance/Friendship/Drama Warning: Contains violence and curse words!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,340 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Zim, Gir, OC
The Ark Invader by Whovian 1.0 reviews
Dib decides to show Zim a scary series, but what will Zim's reaction be? WARNING: Vugar language, and slight ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Invader Zim Poem by Invader Kat 27 reviews
Title says all... Warning: Very short.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Zim Goes to Driver's ED by Invader Aqua reviews
To appear normal to his classmates, Zim enrolls in a driver's ED course. For anyone who's ever had to take a driver's ED course. I'm sure you can relate
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Zim, Dib
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They Raided My Cabinets! reviews
Well, this sucks. The Invader Zim cast is in my house. Living with me. AND THEY'RE TAKING ALL OUR FOOD! No pairings. Rated T for some language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz
Normal reviews
Kate Jacobs lives in a car ever since they got kicked out of the old house for not paying bills and other things. She "moves" neighborhoods (or gas stations, actually), and just so happens to come across Dib and Zim's neighborhood. This is gonna be a long year. Rated K because I don't plan on having any cussing in this, but it will probably be sad. AND FINALLY NOT ANOTHER ONE SHOT!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, OC
Christmas Faith reviews
I write too many one-shots.. oh well. Ever since her mom died, Emily has been ignoring Zim. But she knows that he didn't have anything to do with it. Rated T because I can. DIS BE A ONE-SHOT. Also a tiny sequel to "She Will Live On".
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Zim, Dib, OC - Complete
Think Before You Speak reviews
This is once again ANOTHER horrible one-shot, but for a good cause. (lol, so cheezy) Marilyn has been bullied her whole life because of appearance. How much longer can she live like this? Rated T for violent scenes and a little language. DIS BE A ONE-SHOT.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Zim, OC - Complete
She Will Live On (Short One-shot) reviews
Emily's mom is on her way back from a trip to Russia! But happens when her plane meets in Irken ship? VERY VERY SHORT ONE-SHOT. Did I mention it's VERY short? Better not waste your life here.. I'm serious. Rated T for extreme sadness and horribleness. This may not be considered Invader Zim because it just mentions Irkens... not anyone specific. :?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - OC - Complete