Lawrence Paynehide bio
Author has written 24 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Buffy X-overs, Angel, One Life To Live, and Batman. This is the section where I tell you about me.My name is Lawrence Payne. Computer geek. Author. And Buffy/Angel fanfic writer. I am not the type of person who is interested in the hagiography of the hero. I'm the kind of guy who loves to root for the bad guy. I love villains. Jason, Freddie Krueger, Michael Myers, the ‘Scream’ killers, the blood sucking vampire and the evil hellspawn, even Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine are way more interesting than the so-called hero. When I watch a horror flick, I want the killer/monster to win. I tell the villain where the kids are hiding. “He’s behind the tree! Behind The Tree! Get’em!” I hate it when they die at the end and it bugs me that at least one kid always gets away. My motto. If you’ve ever said, “Hey! Let’s go to a deserted cabin deep in the woods with no phone. Six kids were killed there last year. It’ll be fun!” You deserve to be chopped into little pieces with a machete. |
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Dark Slayer's blood by bluepatches reviews
This is a rewrite of my story. May take awhile but I'll try and keep up with it. So: DA x-over. Buffy goes to future, meets max. Yadda Yadda Yadda
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/13/2004
Blood Bonds by Memet reviews
Joyce dies and now Buffy finds her life turned upside down when she finds out that someone else is her father
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,720 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/10/2004
Lessons in Slaying by Spikora reviews
FrayBuffy crossover. Melaka gets a new Watcher, who happens to go by the name of Spike. Hmm...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Spike
Dawn of the Slayer Age by Alecca reviews
In a distant future,a powerful slayer has built an army to destroy humanity.To stop her,a geneticist clones Buffy to lead the human army,but the clone feels disconnected with the world she has awakened to so it's up to Spike, the only one left from the or
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Misunderstandings by Don Sample reviews
An ancient ruin on a deserted island brings SG1 into contact with the Scoobies. Is the threat extra, or subterrestrial? Post season 7 of Buffy, Stargate season 5
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,180 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Complete
Harry Potters and the Ultimate Scooby Gang by The Evil Author reviews
Part 3 added - Hogwarts becomes a five dimensional maze as Willowmorte and the Ultimate Scoobs penetrate its defenses.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 9/22/2003
Kendra's Hunt by The Evil Author reviews
Kendra plays a deadly game of hide and seek in the jungle. Originally written in 1999.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2004
Sleight of Mind by Blinky the Tree Frog reviews
It's after graduation and Jonathan is stuck in therapy with a new psychiatrist and a vaguely irritating guy called Andrew bugging him in the waiting room. Unfortunately, things are about to get a little... sinister.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Jonathan L.
Underworld Slayer by The Evil Author reviews
BTVSUnderworld crossover. Los Angeles has been a haven for those fleeing the vampirelycan blood feud. That was until two new refugees arrived.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,259 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 9/28/2003
The Ultimate Scooby Gang by The Evil Author reviews
From across the multiverse, the most powerful incarnations of the Scooby Gang have been gathered to battle the Ultimate Evil. But first, they have to get along with each other.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,748 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003
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Man of Faith
The Joker has a funny musing.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 2/4/2012 - The Joker - Complete
The Hunt
The line between hunter and the hunted just got thinner.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Published: 7/15/2005
Desperate Times reviews
A BtVS-Desperate Housewives Xover. The story we all know begins again. This time in a familiar place.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2004
Paying Respect 'A Passion & Military Ficlet' reviews
Two old enemies meet on familiar ground.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Angel, Riley F.
Birth of a Music Legend reviews
Sometimes inspiration comes from the strangest places.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2004
Arlington Days 'A Military Double Drabble' reviews
Veteran’s Days holds special meaning for a certain Scoobie.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Xander H.
The Fenway Prophecy reviews
Lifting the Curse of the Bambino had some unexpected side
effects.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Buffy S., Xander H.
Different 'An Exploration Drabble' reviews
There's a first time for everything.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Willow R., Tara M.
Laura's Letter Home reviews
A New Slayer named Laura writes a letter home.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2004
Headline in Tomorrows Banner reviews
A reporter tackles the unsafe driving conditions in Llanview.
One Life To Live - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
Redemption: A Watcher Tale Wesley
BtVSAngel Xover. Wesley battles the most dangerous type of demon. The inner ones.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
7 deadly Sins: LUST Buffy
Buffy's head tells her not to see Spike anymore, but another part of her desperately wants to.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Buffy S.
Trial of the Century 'A Hank Summers Joint' reviews
Hank Summers stands trial for his life.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Joyce S., Buffy S.
The New Fang Gang 'A Multiverse Adventure' Book 1 reviews
A new evil rises. The First Evil, fresh off its victory on Earth 371, plans to destroy life on all of the Earths. Ascended beings Daniel Jackson and Cordelia Chase with the help of Jonathan use the Stargate to assemble a new fighting force to save Multiv
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004
The Best Security Money Can Buy reviews
If you've ever wondered why Caleb didn't just walk up to Buffy's house and put the bomb from the weapons cave there. Well now you know.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2004
The Night Weights Heavy reviews
To sleep. Perchance to dream. Gunn tries to recuperate from his wounds but things seem to get in the way.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Charles G.
Not what they seem challenge 'Surprise'
Dark AU. Graphic Language. This is a reversal of character fic about a well known Buffyverse character. See if you can guess who it is before the end.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Published: 5/7/2004
The Perfect Gift reviews
Xander never seems to learn his lesson.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Willow R., Xander H.
Wolfram & Hart Phone Menu Pt2 reviews
Welcome to the Wolfram & Hart automated phone directory service.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2004
Not what they seem challange 'Clem' reviews
Simply put. Clem gets mad.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/29/2004
This is the real way to make money fast reviews
This is a response jokefic about money making spam post. Consider Murder Inc. to be a partnership company with Wolfram & Hart. Any crossover elements with Jay Z, Rockafella Records, and Ja-Rule are unintentional.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/24/2004
Wolfram & Hart Phone Directory Service reviews
Welcome to the Wolfram & Hart automated phone directory service.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2004
Not What They Seem Challenge 'Kennedy' reviews
Kennedy has been keeping a secret. This is a reversal of character fic with some crossover elements. Consider this to be a Dark AU.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2004
7 Deadly Sins SLOTH Insane Troll Logic reviews
Olaf's eyes are bigger than his stomach.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/23/2004