Hey guys, girls, hermaphrodites...Aliens.

I'll be writing about things things that interest me. Not you, me. If you happen to find them interesting as well, then that's just svelte.

For starters. . .

Name? I go by Haven, sorry, I won't be telling you my real name soon, probably not ever.

Age? Wouldn't you like to know.

Gender? Isn't it obvious already?

Location? I live in a town, well city you could say, in Southern California called RP Valley--Formally called Red Peak. Also, don't try looking the city up online or on a map, you won't find it because the government hides it from outsiders. Which means, everyone reading this is now a criminal. I'm so sorry.

Relationship? You'd have to be swallowing pills by the hour to want to be with me.

OS? Straight, thank you very much.

Hobbies? Well, honestly, I don't have a life...besides blogging, researching, writing and reading.

Friends? Now now, it's impolite to give names on the internet where anyone could view, especially criminals, much like yourself.

Other? I have a dog named Santini. Pretty sexy, I know.