30 theme challenge for the Fairy King and his adorable Giantess. May include spoilers for manga. Thirty kisses shared between our favorite couple, from angst to fluff to AU's and pointlessness. Read and Review! COMPLETE!

Modern AU: After a drunk night with King, Diane ends up pregnant. Afraid of everyone judging her, she takes off, leaving King by himself. She returns after four years with a pair of surprises. King is determined to keep her from leaving again, and to make her his. How will this end? Rated T for language, suggestive content, violence in later chapters, and alcohol consumption.

2-D's depression since the El Manana conspiracy has only worsened after his kidnapping to Plastic Beach. However, when Murdoc's publicity stunt actually takes a turn for the better, something rather peculiar and wonderful is about to take place.