Welcome.

You've entered the realm of insanity

Dont even dream about going back to sanity

I'm not gonna let you.

insert evil insane maniacal laughter here

Okay. that was my lame intro. I suck at it. ; Oh well.

Anyways, here's a few stats of mine.

Name: Sarah

Sarah, The Almighty Insane One, StellaRaven, GreyScaledEyes, DarkWitchChild, StellaLuna, HyperSock, Tamio, Kineko, Neko-chan, Nek-chan

Age: 15

Date of Birth: December 27th, 1990

Zodiac Sign/Chinese Zodiac Sign: Capricorn/ Year of the Horse

Discription:

Blondish brownish hair, glasses, blue eyes, palish skin, likes to wear blue black purple silver green and red, 5'5" skinny

Likes:

Figure Skating, reading manga, reading in general, fanfiction, ramen, sushi, shrimp, chinese and japenese food in general, ANIME, KINGDOM HEARTS, Bleach, Shaman King, Naruto, tons of manga, my friends(Caitlin, Tom, Rachel, Andrew, Erica, Katie, Kaitlin J.), video games, DRAWING (go look at my art on my homepage), climbing rockwalls, swimming, poetry, writing on everything, drawing on every drawable surface(you should see my math folder) MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC(electronica, dance, anything with a beat that I can dance to, Alternative rock(all the way baby)), dancing, cat, kittens, flying, singing, scribbling out drawing on any surface with anything that leaves a mark, Kasai, eating, food, cooking, hot dogs, ketchup, catsup, layers(clothing), tartar sauce, tartar sauce and french fries, fried clam, Ranch dressing, FIAHH, clicky pencils, sugar, food, staring at ceilings, music, flying, jumping, spinning, meowing, poking people, scaring the crap out of my brother, herself, being insane, dressing up in clothes that I like the way I want to wear them

Dislikes:

mean people, yaoi, porn, pervs, sexual harassment, rape, cramps(XD), being sick, being nauseous, having migraines/headaches, getting yelled at, being who I am sometimes, mental hospitals, disclaimers

Other Random facts That Have no Place or Title:

I am obsessive. I am different. I wear bookcovers (the strechy kind) as hats and other accesories(scarfs etc). I am insane. I love to write...XD...I hiss, bite, kick, scratch and am all around violent

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Here's some of my favorite pairings

Bleach:

IchigoXRukia

IshidaXOrhime

Naruto:

SasukeXSakura

Shaman King:

AnnaXYoh

LysergXOC

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

SoraXKairi

RikuXKairi

RikuXOC

RikuXZephyr(from the VL's stories-go read them!)

Squall/LeonXYuffie

CloudXAerith

RoxasXNamine

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

My Works

Phantasmagoria

Like life, things are there and then they aren't. Like love. Try and catch it.

Pairings: YuffieXKairi, RikuXSora, CloudXSquall

Balancing Life

Kairi moved to Alaska, and ends up working at a soup kitchen/homeless shelter. Read as she and her friends come of age, experience life, and come to terms with their emotions.

Pairings: SoraXKairi, RikuXKairi, SquallXYuffie, CloudXAerith, YuffieXKairi, RikuXSora

Dead Stuff

Escaping The Past

What if Terra was out of her statue, and had a family? What if the Titans found her? Pairings BBxT RxRrnRead please! review too... dead T-T free for take over

New Awakenings

Raven's emotions are going haywire, but she can feel? And she feeling them for who? RobXRav pairing PLEASE READ! AND THEN REVIEW!I'm sorry so sorry but this is dead ran out of plot etc i f anybody would ike to take over they can just email me

Knowing It's True: Book 1

The first book of KIT: this one is danny and sam all te way till 6th grade! hard lessons and fluffy moments are all in this book! dead-ish

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

New Works

Taming Hearts

Follow the lives of Yuffie Kisaragi and Squall Leonheart as they battle heartless, their regrets, losses, pasts, and...their feelings?

Pairings Squffie and Clorith

Activity: Not started/ Kinda dead

Something To Live For

an angsty yet humorous romance fic taking place in a mental hospital. Familiar faces, old memories, new people, and secret desires question life and death's answers, and makes everybody wonder: Is it all worth living for?

Pairings Squall/Leon X Yuffie, Cloud X Aerith, Sora X Kairi, Riku X Zephyr, RoxasXNamine

Activity: Not started/ under construction

In continuation of the two fantastic fics by the Vulpes Lapis

(Has no name until I think of one: SUGGESTIONS WANTED)

Yep, they're back. Read on about how the residents of traverse town deal with new problems, lover's spats, life, death, and everything under the moon in this collection of loosely tied together one-shots. Features all your favorite couples: S/Y, C/A, R/Z, S/K, K/P

Activity: Not yet posted

note: I'm thinking of calling it Traverse Tales, but its kina corny sounding...

inserts cool title here --that's not the real title ;;

When life leads to violence and you're accused the only thing you can do is cling. To those you love, what you believe in, and your thoughts memories and feelings as you say to hell with the world.

Pairings: RikuXKairiXSora, YuffieXSquall, RoxasXNamine, AerithXCloud, KacelaXVincent, SelphieXTidus

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove

Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

~note: I don't own foxtrot uniform charlie kilo, the bloodhound gang does. go listen.~

Yay for Squffie!

that is their song, along with a bunch of others...

Enjoy my fics, email me, reveiw and read.

A little note about my updating:

I will try to update as fast as possible, my computer is kinda broken in the floppy disk area and until it's repaired I have to type it up, transfer is to paper, then type it up here and save it for the internet computer. So if it's a little slow, you'll know why.

SINCERLY,

Sarah,

The Almighty Insane One