I am a crazy unicorn that likes to read and write stories, and write long reviews!!

I like Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Hamilton, Heathers, In the Heights, Be More Chill, Dear Evan Hansen, Sherlock, The Infernal Devices, The Mortal Instruments, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, My Little Pony and many other things.

I sometimes write collabs with my friend PJOandHP4life, who has an obsession with chickens.

I ship Ronmione, Percabeth, Wessa, Malec, and Brason (SO ADORABLE *FANGIRLS INTERNALLY*) in addition to any ship possibly conceived from the musical Hamilton.

Also, LAFAYETTE IS AN AMAZING BAGUETTE CROISSANT WHO IS HANDS-DOWN THE BEST CHARACTER FROM HAMILTON

Things I will fight anyone on:

Ronmione IS adorable, and should never be replaced by Harmione. Ever.

I am a unicorn.

BRASON IS BETTER THAN JASPER

YES IT IS POSSIBLE TO SHIP SOMEONE WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT

No one is better than Lafayette.

Oranges are overrated, and grapefruits are so much better.

Hamilton is amazing.

Unicorn frappucinos are disgusting.

My Little Pony is the best show ever, and no one is ever too old for it.

I am right, and you are wrong.

How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower

Somehow defeat a global superpower?

How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?

Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?

Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!

An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!

He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen

Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!

[COMPANY]

Lafayette!

[LAFAYETTE]

I’m takin this horse by the reins makin’

Redcoats redder with bloodstains

[COMPANY]

Lafayette!

[LAFAYETTE]

And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em

Drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains, I’m

[COMPANY]

Lafayette!

[LAFAYETTE]

Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em!

Enragin’ em! I’m—

[COMPANY]

Lafayette!

[LAFAYETTE]

I go to France for more funds

[COMPANY]

Lafayette!

[LAFAYETTE]

I come back with more

[LAFAYETTE AND ENSEMBLE]

Guns

And ships

And so the balance shifts

[WASHINGTON]

We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts

[LAFAYETTE]

We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea, but

For this to succeed, there is someone else we need:

[WASHINGTON]

I know

[WASHINGTON AND COMPANY]

Hamilton!

[LAFAYETTE]

Sir, he knows what to do in a trench

Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean—

[WASHINGTON AND COMPANY]

Hamilton!

[LAFAYETTE]

Sir, you’re gonna have to use him eventually

What’s he gonna do on the bench? I mean—

[WASHINGTON AND COMPANY]

Hamilton!

[LAFAYETTE]

No one has more resilience

Or matches my practical tactical brilliance—

[WASHINGTON AND COMPANY]

Hamilton!

[LAFAYETTE]

You wanna fight for your land back?

[WASHINGTON]

I need my right hand man back!

[LAFAYETTE]

Ah! Uh, get ya right hand man back

You know you gotta get ya right hand man back

I mean you gotta put some thought into the letter but the sooner the better

To get your right hand man back!

[COMPANY]

Hamilton!

[WOMEN]

Hamilton!

Hamilton!

Hamilton, Hamilton!

Ha— ha—!

[MEN]

Get your right hand man back!

Your right hand man back!

Hamilton!

Ha—

Ha—

Hamilton, Hamilton!

Ha— ha—!

[WASHINGTON]

Alexander Hamilton

Troops are waiting in the field for you

If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide

Oh, Alexander Hamilton

I have soldiers that will yield for you

If we manage to get this right

They’ll surrender by early light

The world will never be the same, Alexander…

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