HULLO. Ferrrr starters, I'm Ainslie. But call me what you want. I love to write, obviously. I love reviews like a vegetarian loves soy. (Speaking of, i'm a vegetarian. Hence the username. And truthfully, I think soy is gross.) I play soccer but i'm not very serious about it, I play the piano, and omlettes have to be the best thing ever invented. THAT'S ALL.

If you read my stories, then you're sexy. Simple as that.