A typical teenaged girl is in for one heck of a surprise when she turns into a member of one of the most loathed races of Middle-earth. Oh yes, and did I mention the Orc slash?

John Smith remembers learning how to draw; the Doctor remembers learning how to love. A monologue in two parts for Human Nature.

The BSC accompanies the Kilbournes to Amsterdam. Stacey discovers an underage brothel, Claudia eats magic brownies, Jessi goes rastafarian, and Mallory is a dork. COMPLETE.

All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn’t only him...CHAPTER 13 NOW UP

A humorous account of the Fellowship going Christmas caroling. Gandalf grumbles, they all sing, to the dismay of their neighbors. Funnier than it sounds because I'm tired. Ch. 10 up soon!

This story follows the same storyline as in the show, but with a twist: it's told from Shelby's POV.

Post-Quest: A year after the War of the Ring Frodo is getting better. But an unexpected happening is about to change that, and with it Frodo and Sam's relationship.

Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD

Frodo and Sam go on a shopping trip. Will their quest for the latest fashions destroy them? See them battle with evil sales people, bright lights, and over priced clothing! Extremely out there with many Middle Earth cameos.

Oh no! Fangirls have kidnapped Frodo! Fellowship, Faramir, and Eowyn to the rescue!

Chap 19 - I Miss You Dearly. How did Merry feel knowing that Frodo was more than overjoyed to find out he was about to leave Brandy Hall? Happy, jealous, or even angry?

Charlie's heroin addiction is suddenly cured after a series of very strange events.

Ok, A girl named Michaela gets sent into the Camden World, whatever shall she do? Rating just in case...

Through a terrible misunderstanding, a devastated Sam leaves Minas Tirith for the Shire alone, but home is not what he expected. No Slash. Now Complete.

The guys from LOTR are at high school! A hideously overdone scenario, but making an admirable effort to be original. Full of drama and fun! BOROMIR CHAPTER IS UP! Hooray!

What do the Fellowship think of each other? My first fanfic! COMPLETE

Pippin's not too happy about certain things. Can his friends help? Complete

or It's Hard When You're Three-Foot-Six.

In which Merry is a very, very naughty hobbit. FOTR.