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 Name: Yuda Hiwatari Age: 15 Some nicknames you can call me: ~yuda ~chibi-chan My Best Freind On Fanfiction.net : dArK-aMuTo-SaSuSaKu-OtAkUdEm0n LOVE Kaname X Yuuki Kaname Utau X Kukai Kiseki Saito X Louise Takuma X Sara Vampire Knight Ouran High School Host Club Tamaki Tamaki X Haruhi Sanji (my OC'S boyfriend) Naruto Amuto Shugo Chara HATE Rida-Bitch Karin-Bitch Sasugay Tadagay Orochimaru Yaoi/Yuri Ino-Pig OTC: Kaname X Yuuki Tamaki X Haruhi Amuto COUPLES I LOVE: Kaname X Yuuki Tamaki X Haruhi Amuto Sasusaku Yoru X Miki Iru X Daichi COUPLES I HATE: gay couples Ino and Sasuke Orochimaru and Sasuke Tsunade and Orochimaru Zarbon and Freiza Vegeta and Goku Utau and Ikuto Tadase and Amu Sasuke and Naruto Sasuke and Karin Sasuke and Hinata Sasuke and Neji Sasuke and Itachi Itachi and Sakura Kisame and Itachi Deidara and Tobi Deidara and Sasori Garaa and Sakura Guiche and Louise How to Post a Story on Fan fiction: Some of you may not know or be familar with how to post a story on Fan Fic. 1. 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Once you are in the editing process you will click on Content/Chapters. Under Add a New Chapter you will select the document of the chapter you wish to post and give it a title if you wish. Then click on Add Chapter. That should be all you need to know. If ur family wonders how u can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into ur profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.(It's SO obvious) If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?) If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. .:XoX~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XoX:. Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'. Put that in your profile if you despise Karin as well! THE WE LOVE AMUTO CLUB: COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE AMUTO AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: dARK-uCHIHA-dEMON101 THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX.I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, CalwynN.D.Forever, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, MomoUchiha, Uchiha-Griffin,dARK-uCHIHA-dEMON101 If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, freak-4-God, CommitedToKiba, XxGoddess AthenaxX,dARK-uCHIHA-dEMON101 If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SASUSAKU-CLUB--; You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever , bloodygirl, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, xoLiquidVamp,ayame81131, Larid,dARK-uCHIHA-dEMON101 If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: (Hell yeah! :o -xoLiquidVamp) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. :If you don't like Neji-Hina copy this into your profile.: If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you are an Otaku (Huge anime or manga fan) copy this in your profile. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! .:XoX~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XoX:. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now .:XoX~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XoX:. Be Against Abortion! Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this! .:XoX~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XoX:. This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile: My name is May I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is May And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school. He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia .:XoX~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XoX:. If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile(here is proof) DJ HIHI KIMIKO'S SONG~! (Add onto your profile if you hate KarinSasuke!): WOOT~ SASUSAKU FANS SPREAD!! Hey SASUSAKU fans~! Karin is a slutty witch, Sasuke’s such an ass, Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out! Saku’s dreamed about him, But Karin is a slut, EWW! Like I said…it’s freaky… Karin's a slutty witch, Sasuke’s a huge retard, When I see him, I will knee him. MWHAHAHA~! HEY~! Look over there! Hey Karin, over here! -intiate blood scene with her screaming- YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!! DIE! SCRATCH HER EYES OUT! GO TO HELL! MWAHAHAHA! HOLD HER DOWN! Let’s get outta here! -SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger- Meanwhile… Now here's something I wrote as a spur of the moment kinda thing.(it has to do with Karin hate, and it goes to the tune of the Barney song) Copy and Paste if you agree. I hate her, she hates me. Let's get Sasuke and kill Karin! With a great big shotgun, blow off her head. Hip, Hip, Hooray! Karin is dead! Meanwhile, the SasuSaku fans watch as the two lovers finally kiss. If you believe that SasuSaku is the only way to go, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! What Sasuke's name really means :) What Neji's name really means :) What Naruto's name really means :) What Shikamaru's name really means :) If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.(So addicted, it's not even funny) If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.(I'M LEARNING IT!!) If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose -- Me or your life. Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: " The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind" "The reason why I don't like you is because I love you" "The reason why I don't want you is because I need you" "The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left" "The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you" "The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you" "The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life" If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile. (I saw this on youtube once. It featured SasuSaku. Just felt like I had to mention that.) Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.(Yes, this has to do with Twilight.) Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!( I LOVE doing this!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and damn proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile! FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your siggy! If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.(Karin counts) If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well (Karin counts), copy this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile. CRAP NOT POSSIBLE IN THE NARUTO SERIES: Some crap that would never happen on Naruto: Naruto will stop saying believe it. Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto. Ino will stop being a bitch. Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake. Kakashi will tell everyone about his life. Orochimaru will stop being gay. Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore. Karin and Sasuke will get together. Karin will stop being a bitch. Suigetsu will give up water forever. Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again. Kisame will admit he's a homosexual. Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay. Deidara will admit he's really a woman. Sasori and Sakura will get together. Gaara will have kids. Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson. Tobi is in his right state of mind. Asuma will stop smoking. Tsunade will give up gambling. LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES Say the words out loud. .:XoX~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XoX:. as if i'll tellLIfe Lessons 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. What a guy means, when he says some stuff- “Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.” "It would take too long to " What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Text you. If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile. If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? (=O OMG!) How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" (haha i'll have to remember this! xD) Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? (actually...i can sorta eat with them,lol..i never really tried playing it on the piano) How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass Did you know... 9) Saying you're a gangster doesn't really mean your a gangster. 10) Being a nerd may make you unpopular in high school, but in the future you can order Chicken McNuggets from the popular kids. How you know you are obsessed with Shugo Chara! 1. You can't help but feel sick whenever you eat eggs. (I threw up once! HAHA) 2. You have written at least one Shugo Chara fanfic 3. You can sing all the openings and endings in English and Japanese. 4. Can't help but defend cross dressers. 5. You start to talk like your favorite characters 6. You're love of cats and violins has just doubled. 7. You have all the books. 8. You have at least one Shugo Chara item off ebay. (I have Amu's egg bag, and I'm going to get the eggs) 10. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public. 11. You have charas. (I do in my head) 12. You have drawn a Shugo Chara picture. 13. You can name all the characters from memory. 14. You have seen all the episodes. 15. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs 16. You have tried to cosplay as one of the characters. 17. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show. 18. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical. (heck yeah!) 19. You can do Bala-Balance. 20. You would copy and paste this list on you're profile. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" ~24 things to do in an elevator!~ 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are temporary BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS:hides you from the cops. FRIENDS:will go to a concert with you. FRIENDS:will help you up when you fall. FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter ╔══╗ (ME LOVES MUSIC!) Ways to tell You are ADDICTED TO NARUTO just like me! · Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. · Live by a strict diet of only ramen. · Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam. · Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. · Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. · Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names. · Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. · Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. · Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. · Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. · Start to call your teachers Sannin. · Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. · Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. · Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. · Can spout out a random character quote on command. · Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it. · Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!". · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. · Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. · Read manga 24 hours non-stop. · Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". · When you run, you run with your arms behind you. · Try to walk on top of a hot spring. · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. · Write your name in blood on a big scroll. · Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter. · You paint the kyuubi seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. · You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. · You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. · You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. · You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. · You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. · You always wear green, skintight clothes. · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. · You dye your hair white and spy on girls. · You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. · You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. · You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. · Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!" · You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. · Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. · You faint when someone touches your forehead. · You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. · You try to kill your brother every day. · Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find. · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. · You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. · You always wear an orange jumpsuit. · You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. · You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth". · You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". · You always carry a large fan behind you. · You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. · In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" · Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. · Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara. · Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. · Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan. · When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. · When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points. · You name your pig Ton-ton. · You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. · You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. · You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous. · You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. · You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. · You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence. · When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. · You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you. · You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome. · You have a frog wallet. · Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. · You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke. · Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate. · You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. · You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. · You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth. · When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye. · Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat. Copy and paste this to your profile if your an true Otaku ▒▒Put Put Oh so cute! Bunny! Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and . ／l、 --/\_/\ If you love Ikuto, 19 ways to win a girls heart and to keep ur lovesake 1. Hugs from behind. 98 Of Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. If You Are The 2 That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile. I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game from the start, I saw your game and played it too, stupid playa, the jokes on you!" "Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?" "I'm like a butterfly, pretty to see, but hard to catch." "Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken." "When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you. When i first liked you i was afarid to love you. Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you." If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit! 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If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, a vampire, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile. If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate copy and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into you profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you love ice cream, copy this and paste this into your profile. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitch!" If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Insanity is perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, The Misadventures of Miyako, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, lunaXXkittyXXdemon A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening. I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile. If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this. If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If your different in a good way put this in your profile. A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!! If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!) If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile! If you have weird friends put this on your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or anime characters. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. If you can't convince them, confuse them. DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you! We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!." Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. You say i'm a bitch, but bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Your misery=My joy. The question should never be why. It should always be why not. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it takes only 4 muscles to punch them. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?” The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best! Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you. Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying 'you can't fire me, I quit!' --Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you (holy crap! how did you know! but at one pint i thought it was a guinee pig ot something...however you spell it) Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.' 'Don't get mad; get sadistic.' 'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?' Common sense is the enemy of comedy.' 'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.' 'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore studying must be evil.' 'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!' Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.' 'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.' 'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die' 'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.' 'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' Guns don't kill people. Bullets Do. 'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.' 'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.' 'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?' 'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?' It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's even funnier! 'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.' 'Define normal.' Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing? If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan. And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Crazy is a relative term in my family! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. How is it possible to have a civil war? "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!" What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? (=O OMG!) How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" (haha i'll have to remember this! xD) Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? (actually...i can sorta eat with them,lol..i never really tried playing it on the piano) How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing? If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan. And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Crazy is a relative term in my family! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. How is it possible to have a civil war? "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!" What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you thought this was sad, paste this on your profile. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost i think that sasusaku not that i hate it can never be possible because in the end sasuke will die.:( |
