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Hamlet For Morons by Jamie August reviews
It's Hamlet like Shakespeare never imagined! I'm sure to be struck down by a lightningbolt. FINALLY UPDATED! The actors are here and the play's the thing! Be very afraid. . .
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004
Thanksgiving at Elsinore by Obscure Bird reviews
Claudius invites characters from other plays to dinner, and Hamlet plays crazy again.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004
Go the Distance by Dea Liberty reviews
Post-movie. Arthur reflects, remembers - and waits. "It's that time of year again." One-shot. AL SLASH.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Complete
Macbeth's Halloween by Obscure Bird reviews
The Wierd Sisters invite characters from other plays to a Halloween party at the Macbeths'. Mostly just really wierd.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2004
Reincarnation by Indis of the Vanyar reviews
(R&J) All the characters are reincarnated, and our heros are in High School. Focus on "Ben". SLASH (BenvolioMercutio)
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Roller Skates and New Beginnings by Nuwanda reviews
Hamlet decides that Horatio is too uptight and drags him out for a day of fun. Only the “fun” isn’t so fun for Horatio. Mishaps and first kisses are sure to follow. Slash and AU, HamletHoratio.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/1/2004
Pretence by Dea Liberty reviews
She pretends and he pretends - and, in the end, they're all pretending.' After it's all over, Guinevere reflects. And soon, she has become a master of pretence. AG, AL. Spoilers. SLASH.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2004
Growing on Me by Nuwanda reviews
Memories of the friend that got away and the annoying boy who just wouldn’t stay away. The story behind Sirius Black and his many relationships: with James Potter, with Severus Snape, and with the one boy who he just couldn’t help but love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2004
Timing by caltan reviews
Just a wee short for a friend; Wash and Zoe have a Moment.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Macbeth's Ordeal by roobes reviews
The Characters of macbeth gather together to spend a week in a house together for a prize big brother style. what could possibly go wrong?...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004
Fashion i' th' Earth by Kang Xiu reviews
Horatio takes care of Hamlet in his madness. Slash.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2004
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Omens by Zoi no miko reviews
A Good Omens Fic. Crowley and Aziraphale have to deal with the after-effects of the almost-Armageddon. From the book "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. Slash/Shounen ai.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2001 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete