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Joined 11-24-14, id: 6303140, Profile Updated: 02-24-15
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

So I've finally gotten around to actually writing something vaguely interesting about myself. Cheers to free time.

I'm not as funny as I'd like to be, so I usually try really hard to be funny at least in my writing. Even when the story is supposedly serious, I can't help but try and shove in humor. In reality, my humor could bore you to tears. I'm the kind of person that relies on popsicle stick jokes to make another human being laugh. I've tried to get animals to laugh, too, but they're a significantly harder audience to please.

I'm a girl, most days. On the days that I'm not a girl, I pretend I'm just a spectator and that everyone around me is a character. Which really isn't that hard, seeing as invisibility is a skill I picked up in 'how to survive high school' boot camp. A thing that should be mandatory for any kid that likes to eat spam out of a can. I guess you could say my biggest hobby is people watching/listening. I'm still trying to find the definition for 'normal', something that most don't apply to me.

Ah, well.

We should be weird together.

I'm still in high school, and I doubt I'll go to college. I say 'doubt' because I'm really, really, lazy. If I do go it'll be because I'm one of those kids that hates to disappoint their parents, and not because I actually have any life plans.

My one wish in life is to come into a lot of money, so that I never have to lift a finger. Makes me curse the fact that I have no rich relatives. Or rather, no old decrepit rich relatives. Not to say I'd be happy about someone dying-- I'm just saying the grief would be short lived if I had a fat check come my way.

My favorite book as of late, is 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. My second is 'John Dies at the End'. Humor is the best thing there is to counter teenage angst-- you know how it goes. 'Boo hoo, no friends. Boo hoo, nobody wants to date me', and blah blah blah. If you've got any suggestions for things I can read, or you want suggestions for things to read, PM me. I love a good chat with a pleasant stranger.

Mainly on Fannny-Fics, I'll just be doing Anime related things. Most of which will revolve around Hetalia.

Feel free to make requests. I'm always open to ideas and such. Thanks for stopping by to read up on some random chick on the net.

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Brother Knows Best by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Arthur won't settle for being anything less than number one in his little brother Alfred's heart. But Ivan Braginski, Alfred's best friend since childhood, is bound and determined to confess his affections to Alfred. In a fit of jealous fury, Arthur decides to get rid of Ivan by any means necessary. AU, Possessive!Arthur, Rusame.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 228,108 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Presidents by NightlySnow reviews
From George Washington to Barrack Obama, America and how he reacted with and appreciated each and every one of his forty-four presidents. Tiny USUK/UKUS, if you squint. Multi-chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - America
Eyes and Lips by NightlySnow reviews
Follows the history of America and England through snippets of Cheshire cat grins, poison eyes, ghosts, fairytales, and whisper smiles. UKUS oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Smoker's Lounge by Zo One reviews
It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
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Funny Things reviews
Alfred never minded much, just being friends. [ AmeBel / bit of UsUk, UkUs] T'is indeed a oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2015 - England/Britain, America, Belarus - Complete
The Galactic Center reviews
Alfred F. Jones is the guy that lives across the way from me... And I'm pretty sure he either A. Is an escaped psychopath from the nut house, or B. Is an alien. Actually it's the latter, just to kill the suspense. Summarizing everything you need to know.. He's a fine disco dancer, and wants to assassinate the president of the universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - England/Britain, America, Prussia