Sakyra
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Poll: In blind date Cafe who should be paired with Belarus? as you can tell these are all completely random from my mind. im trying to make a crack pairing but i will use Ivan if its the majority/and or noone votes Vote Now!
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Joined 09-03-10, id: 2524516, Profile Updated: 05-29-14
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Seven Kingdoms Trilogy.

I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON A BOOK! THAT MEANS I WILL NOT UPDATE ANY STORIES DURING THIS TIME. -THANKS :D

Remember to check back here sometimes if you like whatever i wrote...you can see my writing has been improving. Anyway as i've been saying. i will update this as regularly as i can

If anyone has any ideas they want to see in my stories feel free to pm me! i will actually try to work it in. :D

im in these forums

Super Forum-http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Super_Forum/88636/ my friend Kayla's forum it has a bunch of Rp's such as Maximum Ride, Vampire Knight, Graceling, and a bunch of others-currently locked because she considers them dead. she may unlock if you express intrest in reawakening it.

Avatar the last airbender rp-http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Avatar_RP/76224/

Might be remade...kayla might wake it up if one would express intrest.

Charmed the second generation-http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Charmed_RP_The_second_generation/81383/

We need some people since we have restarted it and lost a person who was playing some main people like Paige-same thing just not locked.

and im in my own forums Ihave a zombie, hetalia, random, and wolf's rain RP so join us

http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Sakyra_Mizuki/2524516/

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Like-a-Dream/116617/

this is a fantastically awsome forum come join!!!!!!!

i might have to make a link for random! please come the more people the better! There is over 10 rp's and many are originals!

Now heres some random post stuff people stalked me until i put them here.

What do you know?

1. Full name - Jourdon -mutters- -mutters again-
2. Nickname - dont have one
3. Zodiac sign - rooster
4. Elementary school - Fairview
... 5. Tall or short - tall
9. Sweats or jeans -jeans
10. Orange or apple - orange
11. Do you have a crush on someone - nope
12. Eat or drink -drink
13. Piercing - ears
14. Pepsi or coke - coke

Have you ever...
16. Been in an airplane no
17. Been in a relationship ? no
18. Been in a car accident ? no
19. Been in a fist fight ? no

Firsts & lasts
20. First piercing – ears
21. First best friend - kathy(it fell apart and it became a frenemy relationship)
22. First award - i got an award in soccer i cant remeber why but my team got small trophies
23. First crush - none
24. First word - dont remeber
25. Last person you talked to in person - my mom
26. Last person you texted - Kayla
27. Last friend you watched a movie with - Frances-Ann
28. Last food you ate - Blackberries(yum!)
29. Last movie you watched in theaters - Thor
30. Last song you listened to – Wasteland by 10 years

31. Last thing you bought – a smoothie
32. Last person you hugged - Chelsea

Favorites
33. Food ? ummmm..pasta?
34. Drink ? ice tea-sweetened
35. Flower ? rose
36. Animal ? wolf
37. Color ? blue
38. Place ? mountains
39. Movie ? Thor
40. Subject ? art

Have you ever ...
41. Fallen in love with someone? nope
42. Celebrated Halloween? yes?
43. Went over the minutes/texts on your phone? nope(unlimited xD)
44. Wanted to smack someone upside the head? yes
45. Eaten a whole pizza? nope
46. Did something you regret? yep
47. Broke a promise? no...wait...nope
48. Hid a secret? yes
49. Pretend to be happy? all the time

Your future...
50. Want kids? I'm not sure but i dont see it in the future
51. Want to get married? no...i do not see that in the future
52. Career? veterinarian

Which is better?
53. Lips or eyes - eyes
54. Shorter or taller – doesnt matter
55. Romantic or spontaneous- sponanious
56. Hook up or relationship- dunno relationship i think
57. Looks or personality- personality

Have you ever...
58. Lost glasses/contacts? yes
59. Snuck out? no
60. Held a gun/knife for self defense? no
61. Broke someone’s heart? i dont think i have..
62. Been in love? no
63. Been arrested? no

Do you believe in ;
64. Yourself-not really no
65. Miracles; yes
66. Love at first sight; not sure
67. Santa; no
68. Forever & Always; yes

TRUTHFULLY
69. Is there one person you want to be with right now: uuuuhhhhhhhh not sure
70. Who your real friends are?yes

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Would read then ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

You know you live in 2014

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Tumbler/Twitter/Facebook/Skype.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(obviously)

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing your ass off.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Jourdon

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Jouizzle (...)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Danielle Garrett

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Limjocol (eh?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Blue Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Omaorse (wt..)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Jane

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Sam

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the kid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account

Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER.

1. You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. (hehehehe its a bit equal...but most of the time yes..they are more interesting...IM NOT CRAZY!?! -hides-))

2. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off.

3. You would rather write than go out. (kesesesese))

4. Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. (drives me nuts..)

5. You get cranky if you don't get to write. (obey me pencil!)

6. You've ever said,"The voices are getting louder; I must go write." (yes. how did you know the voices speak to me?!)

7. When talking to others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats. (only on the comp...and that does not count as 'talking' but 'typing')

8. You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down. (yes. yes i have...multiple times...its also like that with photography..)

9. You'ver ever written a scene, synopsis, outline, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin..and it wasn't a paper napkin. (ummm...it was the back of the customer copy of the check..XD))

10. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.(i like the voices talking...they give me good scenarios to write when i wake up X3)

11. You end an argument by saying,"Oh,wait, I have to write this down-this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled." (Im kinda oblivious or am an emotional fighter...i dont pay attention to anything else... ")

12. Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. (yep yep. and i dont drink coffee...much.)

13. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer in Sunday school. ((no...not yet at least..)

14. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. (mmmmm more of my mind...i can do it anywhere realy...)

15. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it in your story. (yes...that or draw and listen to my angry music..)

16. You purposely eavesdrop in public. (I dont do that i swear!!!!!! ...ok maybe a bit...)

17. At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero or heroine's)so you can conduct research. (no...i dont party...))

18. You listen to the writer's commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process. ((only if i want to fall asleep...i dont have a very long attention span...weird right?)

19. You have a favorite line from every movie you've seen. (yes i do. XD)

20. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. (yes..i put him/her in a situation where they have to...erm im going off topic so im going to stop now..)

21. You argue with said character. (ermmm its not crazy if i do right...right?!?!)

22. You drive three hours to a city where you don't know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there. (no license...yet)

23. You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you're going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. (yes...well actualy its in a notebook and i just transfered it onto the comp...but still...what was i going to do with 'watermellons'?!)

24. You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say. (yep...happens frequently if there are scenarios the chara might be in...))

25. At school, you secretly look forward to writing English papers. (only the creative writing ones...reports on bladada 10 pages long that i have no interest in...no.))

26. When you talk to someone, you constantly correct their bad grammar. (heck no. 1. rude...2.my spelling is pretty bad some days along with my grammar so say hypocrite?...3.rudeness))

27. Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. (is it bad if i do...its like ' i lik that video' rgggg... 'like*'))

28. You talk to youself constantly.(rmmmm yes yes i do...people are always asking 'were you just talking to yourself?'))

29. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. (can i say yes to this?)

30. Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself. (weeeellll they have stopped mentioning it so i think they have...))

31. You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. (I had my chara do something and cryed while appologising as i wrote it.. "))

If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question:

What song describes me?

Pretty good at drinkin beer by Billy Currington(lol i see no connection..)

What will my life be like?

Hilbilly Deluxe by Brooks and Dun ((o.o? well i do live in a small town in the backwoods but still..))

What do my friends really think of me?

45 by Shinedown..

Do people secretly lust after me?

Three Little Birds by Bob Marley... (wait how does it answer the question!)

How can I make myself happy?

Airplanes by B.o.B. feat. Hayley Williams (?)

What should I do with my life?

The Darkest Nights by As I Lay Dying (...)

What is some good advice for me?

Letter To Me by Brad Paisly

How will I be remembered?

Give Me a Sign by Breaking Benjamin

What is my signature dancing song?

I Get Off by Halestorm

What is my current theme song?

Forever by Papa Roach..

What does everyone else think my current theme song should be?

Spellbound by Lacuna Coil

What song will play at my funeral?

Awake and Alive by Skillet

What type of men/women do I like?

Been to Hell by Hollywood Undead (?)

What is my day going to be like?

Last to Know by Bullet for My Valentine

What will tomorrow bring?

Animal by Neon Trees..

((ok honestly this kinda makes no sense XD))

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking God for her safety, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

# *H* # put this

# *E* # on your page

# *T* # if you

# *A* # are obsessed

# *L* # with

# * I* # HETALIA!

# *A* #

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Ratt9, ScatteredSands, XRomanoHetaliaX, Sakyra

90 of teens today would die if Facebook/Twitter was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.

99 percent of the teenage/child population respond to smart insults by saying 'Er' in a falsetto voice with you sitting there covering your ears. If you are that rare 1 that responds to insults with a careful and intellectual reply copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (sound fun i should try it..ideaz ideaz..). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile

Name: Jourdon

Nick Name: None

Birthday: August 19th 1993

Birthplace: Charleston SC

Current Location: livingroom

Eye Color: Blue-grey, shade depends on clothing.

Hair Color: Brown almost back, but i dyed it auburn

Height: 5'9"

Weight: im not saying anything-twitch-

Piercings: single piercing, both ear's

Tattoo: nope

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope, never had one

Vehicle: 2009 Ponaic G5

Overused Phrase: huh.

FAVORITES

Food: dont really have a favorite..

Pub/Disc/Restaurant: Olive garden

Candy: Reeses

Number: 13

Color: blue

Animal: Wolf

Drink: Monster

Body Part on Opposite sex: don't have one

Perfume: none

TV Show: Alkatraz, CSI, Ghost Whisperer

Music Album: idk

Movie: Lord Of the Ring's Trilogy, Harry Potter Series, Starwars((yes, all of em.))

Actor/Actress: none.

This or That

Pepsi or Coke: Coke

McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burgerking

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chooooooooooooooooooocolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot cocoa

Kiss or Hug: Hug

Dog or Cat: dog

Rap or Punk: Punk

Summer or Winter: Fall-strait face-

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies

Love or Money: Love

YOUR...

Bedtime: 10pm on weekdays 11 on weekends

Most Missed Memory: my grandmother

Best phyiscal feature: my eyes

First Thought Waking Up: i dont even think i think. its more like'..oh hey..music...5:30 already..mmm..sleeeep..'

Ambition: to become a famouse author and photographer but realisticaly i wish to help people...being a vet or in the uniformed services i dont know

Best Friends: ...-crickets-

Weakness: i try to make everyone happy..im too nice.

Fears: Hieghts, i go into panic attacks...dont pick on me! if you felt the floor move benieth your feet and felt like you were going to fall through the floor you would freak out too!

Longest relationship:ummmmmmm never?

HAVE YOU...

Cheated Your Partner: no

Ever been beaten up: no

Ever beaten someone up: nope

Ever Shoplifted: no

Ever Skinny Dipped: no

Ever Kissed Opposite sex: nope...

Been Dumped Lately: no

IN A GUY

Favorite Eye Color: Blue or Grey

Favorite Hair Color: Black..or red

Short or Long Hair: medium length or short

Height: idc

Style: idc

Looks or Personality: Personality

Hot or Cute: Cute

Muscular or Really Skinny: umm. doesnt matter

RANDOMS

What country do you want to Visit: Germany

How do you want to Die: in my sleep

Been to the Mall Lately: yes

Get along with your Parents: ..sort of...ok no.

Health Freak: no.

Do you think your Attractive: a bit..

Believe in Yourself: no

Want to go to College: yes

Do you Smoke: no

Do you Drink: no

Shower Daily: yes

Been in Love: umm what is this 'in love' you speak of? i have never felt it.

Do you Sing: yes..im average..never would go anywhere.

Want to get Married: i dont see it happening

Do you want Children: i dont see that either

Age you wanna lose your Virginity: hopefully when im married..which i dont see happening..ever.

Hate anyone: nope

I AM 92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP. If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!(I am still back in the age of COUNTRY! And it is my life.)

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, XRomanoHetaliaX,Sakyra

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be an anime charecter, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Name :Jourdon

Birthdate :8/19/1993

Birthplace :Charelston SC

Current Location :Coastal Carolina

Eye Color :Blue or grey depending how you look

Hair Color :naturaly brown with red blond and black highlights/lowlights

Height :5 foot 9

Piercings :only a single pierce in my ears :3

Tatoos :nope!

Boyfriend/Girlfriend :...no..

Vehicle :poniac G6 but first i really need my license

Overused Phrase :eh.

FAVORITES

Food :pastaaaaaa

Number :13

Color :Blue-any shade but pastel

Animal :wolf

Body Part on Opposite sex :eyes

TV Show :Dead like me

Music Album :too many

Movie :to many

Actor/Actress :dont pay attention "

This or That

Pepsi or Coke :coke? depends on my mood

McDonalds or BurgerKing :burgerking

Chocolate or Vanilla : chocolaaaaattteee!!

Hot Chocolate or Coffee :hot cocoa

Kiss or Hug :hug

Dog or Cat :dog

Rap or Punk :punk

Summer or Winter :ermm..winter

Scary Movies or Funny Movies :both.

Love or Money :erm. love

YOUR...Bedtime :11pm

Most Missed Memory :my late grandmother

Best phyiscal feature :eyes

First Thought Waking Up :there are no words it more of 'erarararara zzzzz'

Ambition :to help people?

Best Friends :...for their confidenciality they shall not be listed here but you know who yous are! :D

Weakness :soft. i care too much for people and how they feel.

Fears :hights

Longest relationship :...

HAVE YOU...

Cheated Your Partner :nope

Ever been beaten up :nope

Ever beaten someone up :nope

Ever Shoplifted :nope

Ever Skinny Dipped :nope

Ever Kissed Opposite sex :nope

Been Dumped Lately :and again nope

IN A GUY/GIRL

Favorite Eye Color :blue/green/hazel ..

Favorite Hair Color :red/auburn/black

Short or Long :imbetween not too long but not to short of hair

Height :eh can be anything

Style :anything but that who gangsta thing...bleh.

Looks or Personality :personality

.Hot or Cute: Cute

Muscular or Really Skinny :doesn't mater

RANDOMS

What country do you want to Visit :Germany or Italy..or maybe England..

.How do you want to Die :in my sleep

Been to the Mall Lately :yes

Get along with your Parents :not really no. well i do with my mom..

Health Freak :no...

Do you think your Attractive :no..i think im so so.

Believe in Yourself :not partiularly..

Want to go to College :im in college

Do you Smoke :no!

Do you Drink :yuck no!

Shower Daily :of course.

Been in Love :no.

Do you Sing :yes.

Want to get Married :can't see it in my future.

Do you want Children :can't see them unless adopted.

Age you wanna lose your Virginity :when im married!!!

Hate anyone :nope! :3Take SurveyCreate Survey

Giggles and points below. generalizations are stupiddd.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (not very religious.)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm OKLAHOMAN so I MUST ride a horse and live on a farm.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a SOFTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be ugly.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary- sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES

I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL.

I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT

I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER.

I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION

I spend my time READING INSTEAD OF GETTING TOGETHER WITH FRIENDS so I MUST be BORING.

I ride horses so I MUST be SHORT.

I have a horse of my OWN so I MUST be SPOILED ROTTEN.

I LAUGH for no reason so I MUST have a BAD SENSE OF HUMOR.

I have a SERIOUS OBSESSION with Disney so I must be CHILDISH AND INSECURE.

random lines... XD


o.o i has a long profile of mindless stuffs...yes stuffs... and i just ate some of your life. it was delicious.

anywho every time i read this i feel the urge to tack on a little more.

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