Me in a nutshell (a very cracked nutshell mind you)

I was born,

I lived,

I moved to hell, (no ofence my neighbors)

I took a Creative Writing class,

I found fanfiction.net ,

I joined the army,

I Survived basic,

Trainned in Arizona,

Got sent to Korea,

Started to write again;

Because I constantly forget to write a diaclamer in my stories I'll put it here don't kill me I'm still new to all of this.

Disclaimer: If I owned Hellsing or anyother series/movie/book/song/band/or whatever would be worthy enough to write about, I would be on cloud nine, instead of being stuck on this little mud ball of a planet...