Bonjour! Hi! Buenos Dias! Bienvenue, welcome, bienvenida...ahhh too long, forget it! I'll stick with english! Lol.
If you are reading this then...go get a life. Aha. No just kidding, I read profil too...Should I go get a life??

-- Rest in peace Micheal Jackson. You were the King of Pop (and still are, since I know for sure you are somewhere laughing with Elvis and having the time of your life) and a hero and Icon for a LOT of people out there. Plus you were a hell of a dancer! Peace.

--BEST WEBSITE IN THE WHOLE WORLD: POSTSECRET.COM

--OMG! I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT AND FUNNY TO TELL YOU(Well, I think it's funny, but that's just me...and it's not that important...but still)!! The other night (it almost been a year lol), a guy came at my job he looked shy and he came at me, he bent forward on the counter, and look at his left, then at his right and whispered fast and really low 'do you have any condoms'. I couldn't help it and smile, I turn around and grab a box of Life Style since it's the only one we got and say, rather loud, 'Yes, Life Style, is it good for you', he kept looking down and giggling(yes the guy did that), he nodded shyly and quickly and said 'How much are in the box' since I didn't know I lookesd at the box and say, rather loud again, 'There's 3 condoms in that box, dude. You want it?' He nodded the same way as he did earlier and I couldn't stop or restrain my smile, it was so funny, I mean, a girl I could have understood but a guy?? I never tought they would be shy buying a box of dang condoms. Okay, maybe me almost yelling wasn't helping him. I think I embaressed him more then anything, but still, it was funny. Dude, if by pure hasard you ever read this(which you probably won't...lol), just know that I would never be sorry for that. It was funny.

--By the way smoking is a TOTAL TURN OFF! PLUS IT'S UNHEALTHY! AND IT SMELL PRETTY BAD! But if you are freakin' sexy, I don't mind it! I can live with it!

--Only the losers win, they've got nothing to prove, they'll leave the world with nothing to lose, You can laugh at the weirdos now, wait 'til wrongs are right, they'll be the one with nothing to hide...Loser from Switchfoot. By the way I loooove this song and I looove Swtichfoot.

--Hi...My name's Mary and I'm...an addicted. I'm addict to a lot of stuff like shoes and shopping and I believe I once was addict to tomatoes, but that time is over, thank God. But as of July 2009, I'm addicted to freaking ENTOURAGE! Yes, the freaking TV show. Damnit. I saw two episodes of the first season the other day and I loved it, I FREAKING L-O-V-E it, then I saw all of the season in sale, so I brought the first and second one. And two day later (or more likely to be 26 hours later) I've watched all of it. And now, I can't live a day without it.
WHAT THE HECK AM I GOING TO DO?...Watch the rest of the show I guess! :D

--If I had to choose a song that would describe me the most at this very moment of my life it would be 'A place in this world'by Taylor Swift

RANDOM QUOTE I LIKE:

--I run with scissors it makes me feel DANGEROUS! (I love that one! That's my new favorite quote!)
--I wanna go out and DANCE my problems away...
--Squirrels love me; I'm nuts! (Me)
--Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? (My friend had that as a Nickname the other day. I stole it from her)
--The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
--Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls...(Actually, it's the walls which run into me...:P)
--Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow...
--Sweetie, you're so FAKE you make BARBIE look REAL!
--Friends will always be like 'You deserve better' but best friends will be prank calling him, saying 'You'll die in seven days'
--Dance as tough no one is watching you. Love as tough you never been hurt before. Sing as tough no one can hear you. Live as tough heaven is on earth. (Even if it's hard to see it or feel it...)
--I'm not stuborn. I'm right! (Duh! Everyone knows I'm always right! Lol.)
--Buy me a plastic ring and tell me that you love me! (Awe, that makes my heart melt and then I was like...Eww, I'm cheesy and romantic right now! What the heck?!)
--I'm not short it's just that I'm unusually not tall! Got it?! Lol.
--Think of me as the BARBIE you'll never get to play with.
--In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
--Things to do today:
1. Get Up
2. Survive
3. Go back to bed
--Hate is easy; Love takes courage!
--Let's hug it out, bitch. (Entourage, Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven)

STUPID THINGS I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE:

--The other day, I was walking down my street going to my home, but someone was blasting 'Bleeding Love' and I get caught up in it and I start to dance on the street...without thinking that their was people outside...and I was laughing..I look like a complete idiot...Like I was saying, I was dancing on the street walking towards my home when I notice one of my neighboor looking at me weirdly...I apologizes to her while she laughed at me. Now, if someone's blasting music, I'm cheeking if there is not someone outside before dancing..or I try to look, sometimes I forgot. Lol.

--The other day, I was going out with some of my friends, and they come and pick me up at my home, we were waiting at a red light when I thouht 'where are my shoes?' and then I said out loud 'right I'm wearing them'...everyone in the car was starring at me oddly and I just laugh, being myself, I don't know why I'm saying this, but I needed to tell someone! That's me for you.

--The other day I ate chocolate with one of my friends and we were walking down the street and I said..no scream at the top of my lungs 'PIOU'! Why? I have really no idea but people were starring at me and my friend was laughing her butts off. I think we were both on sugar high or somethin' like that!

--A couple years ago I was walking outside with one of my friends in her camping and I roll on a rock, almost falling on my butt, it was funny. I screamed and grab her arms to prevent myself from falling, after that we couldn't stop laughing. I can be such a klutz sometimes.

--When I was in secondary two, which is like...Freshman year for the US peeps...I was walking downstair after one of my boring classes, I closed my eyes...next thing I knew when I open it I was laying on the floor...stairs?...and my friends were like 'Mary? You okay? You hurt your head!!' and I was like 'WTF? Are my clothes okay?'...Yeah I'm superficial sometimes. But I knew I was okay, I didn't even feel myself falling, I think I've falled asleep or something like that..that's pretty odd, it makes about three or four years and I'm still wondering what the heck happen! Maybe I died and then...O...I'm being stupid and I'll become obssessed with that if I don't stop talking about it, now!

--The other day, I was at the restaurant with my friend Kat, and we were sitting next to the casher place. And a men came to pay is dinner and on his pants, exactly where you have your butt...thing..., there was a brown spot...and I try my best not to burst out laughing but my friend saw my faces changed so she turn around and burst out laughing, I quickly joined her and said 'What a good joke!'. The man never notice...poor him. Anyway, through out the rest of our time in that resaturant we couldn't stop laughing. Is it mean, if we laugh at that poor old man? Because believe me, it would have been hard not to. Oh I sound like a bitch.

--Music : Boys Like Girls(I loooove their songs), Hedley(For the nights I can't remember is like my favorite from them) and got a thing for Simple Plan(QUÉBEC ROCKS), THE VERONICAS, Chris Beat her Down, Micheal Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift (I looove her songs), Colbie Caillat, Superchick, KATE VOEGELE, BOB MARLEY, Natasha Bedingfield, Panic! At the Disco. MCFLY(gotta love 'em/they R the only guys on earth who can still still look hot in mexican-if you don't know what I'm talking about, just go watch Sorry is not good not enough) NLT, FOB and Rihanna. Switchfoot. System of a down. Bob Marley(Who doesn't love him??). MCR. SUGABABES. Here comes the Franco: Marie-Mai, Les Cowboy Fringants, Andrée Waters, LES COLOCS, Éric Lapointe, Online, KAIN. LOCO LOCASS, And much more.

--TV Shows/Movie: BTVS(even if it's over) One tree Hill, Smallville, GOSSIP GIRL(I'm a Blair/Chuck fan...are they called...Chair?? Lol. Or Bluck...because it rhymes with Yuck...Lol.), Hannah Montana, Supernatural (Find a way to let Dean live...Never mind, sucker. oKAY, 'THE HELL?), House M.D, Grey's Anatomy (but House is better IMO), Bon cop Bad cop, THE DEVILS WEAR PRADA, A WALK TO REMEMBER(I mean, who doesn't loooovee this movie?) All of Dances Movies, CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGER, Coach Carter, She's the Man, Disturbia, Transformers, VERONICA MARS, The Notebook, Armagedon, Butterfly Effect, DANS UNE GALAXIE PRÈS DE CHEZ VOUS TV SHOW/FIRST 'N 2ND MOVIE, Prison Break, POTC(all three of them, gotta love Jack Sparrow), FREEDOM WRITERS, Gone in Sixty second, National Treasure/2. All of TIM BURTON'S movie. ALL OF THE X-MEN! AND X-MEN : ORIGINS WOLVERINE! (I mean Hugh Jackman? Arrrr) OH AND THAT SCENE in AUSTRALIA when he's like TAKING A SHOWER...HOTTTTTTT! FREAKING ENTOURAGE BABY, LET'S HUG IT OUT, BITCH!

Random Thing about Me...

I love the Hockey Club of Montréal, that's my team, les Canadiens de Montréal! Just thought you should know.
I laugh a lot...even when it's not really the time for it.
Sometimes when I walk down...somewhere and there's no one around I burst out into dance moves...Wait. I always burst out into dance moves. It's my TRADEMARK. :P
Sometimes...when I'm a the library reading a book and listening to my mp3...I burst out laughing...because of something funny that happened in the book. Yeah. I'm a CRAZY person and PROUD to be!
I'm addict to shoes...I really am. If I go in a store where they sale shoes...I try all of them...but can't pick a pair because my parents don't want to buy it for me and because I have already enough...I mean, I only have like...26...might be 27...I lost the count...pair of shoes...is that a lot? No. Don't think so. By the way the forgotten number includes 4 pairs of flip flop...So it's not that much...right?
Sometimes I can make things move with my mind...but then I wake up. Sad, uh?
When I'm down, or don't feel good, or I'm in a bad mood I listen 'Crazy Kinda Crush On You' or 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' song and I got all hyper!
I love the color PINK but sometimes it's getting on my nerves...if that's make any sense.
I go religiously(sp?) on PEREZHILTON.COM I'm like...an addict to his site...I'm lame. I know.
My favorite song in the musical WICKED is DEFYING GRAVITY!
I'm a freaking weirdo. And I'm not ashmed of it.
I can be totally clueless and...Clumsy.
I love the song SOMEDAY WE'LL KNOW. (The song's in the movie A walk to remember)
My favorite songs are Until the day I die from Story of the year(It's the only one I ever heard of them) and Dilemma from Nelly and Kelly Rowland
I can trip over flat surfaces! Yup, and I'm pretty good at it!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call ME colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

GO HABS GO! VIVE LE CLUB DE HOCKEY DE MONTRÉAL! DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO WITHOUT YOU GUYS! LOVE YOU!

See ya! Evans_Mary.