magic apple sheephide bio
Right, so I'm kinda new to fanfiction. I have an account over at Archive of Our Own under the name of Deunan, I also have an LJ account (follow home link). Most stories will be posted there first, then carried over to here. Also, I love apples. Red, green, hard/cooking, right off the orchard. They're best after a few hours in cold temperatures, rinsed. Baking them, any fruit actually, gives apples an odd outer skin and mushy innards. I dislike baked apples, intensely. Pies are evil, fruit filled ones particularly so. (tes:skyrim love) |
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The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,100 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 2,901 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Glass Coffin by Boreal Peat reviews
They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,045 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
What We Must by Psyche Sinclair reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to change history is a single person speaking up at the right moment. Such a moment presents itself just as the two newest Grey Wardens approach the Tower of Ishal. (Extremely AU; all origins; many many OCs, including the narrator.)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 192,377 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Alistair
What Part of 'No' Did You Not Understand? by LibraMoon reviews
Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,425 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Have No Idea How the Rhinoceros Got There by Riverdancekat09 reviews
...but it's still easier to explain than the elf. An autumn storm delivers an unexpected intruder, and my comfortable rhythm and routine is altered forever. Now rated 'M'.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 144,260 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Following Fate by Taffia reviews
Enraged at a shattered Kirkwall, Hawke flees to join the Qunari. But her search for stability and peace is challenged at every turn. Hunted by princes and pirates, she embraces her purpose amidst the chaos, and the world will shake before her.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 155,261 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
Fun 'n Games At Ouran by ShadowFoxMoon reviews
HOST CLUB X INU For strange reasons Kagome gets sent to Ouran Academy. While there she meets some odd characters who slowly teach her what it feels like to be alive, and without even realizing it her cold heart starts to melt. Mori/Kag
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 219,494 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Kagome H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Thedas for Dummies by Hyliian reviews
The obligitory "modern girl winds up in Thedas" AU, told in first-person snippets from Liz's journal. Anders x OC. Humor/Drama/Adventure/Romance and such.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 75,982 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - [Anders, OC] - Complete
Searching for Lost Souls by Lillie Cullen reviews
AKA Ansel Adams and the Search for the Yeti. Bella's looking for Bigfoot. Jasper just wants some peace and quiet. Think either of them will have any luck? Not crack-fic, just some lighthearted fun and eventual smut. New Moon AU, J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,638 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Full Course by merrow reviews
Hatori comes over for dinner, rating may change. Hatori x Tooru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,701 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
Western Skies by Anrui Ukimi reviews
Jim Kirk manages to be special in every universe, and this one is no exception. A story about life and love; where wings are really handy sometimes, and family is who we choose, not what we are born to. Kirk/Bones, and Pike/Archer. First part of #6 up!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 175,796 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
of cloudless climes, and starry skies by irnan reviews
What kind of a name is James for a girl?" alwaysagirl!Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 521 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Storyteller by Jalen Strix reviews
Based strongly around the 2003 film version, this story centers on a particular storyteller and one of her more provocative creations, the former Captain Hook. Revised version now complete.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,328 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Wendy D., J. Hook - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 7,552 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
No Virtue Is Safe by forthright reviews
Oneshot. When it comes to teaching Shippo about the Seven Virtues of Bushido, is Miroku the best man for the job? The lecherous monk gives them a whole new twist. Warning: rampant innuendo.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Miroku, Shippō - Complete
Best of Intentions by BelleDayNight reviews
Kenshin is called away from the Kamiya dojo on another errand for the government and suggests Kaoru stay with Misao. As a favor Kaoru tries to find out about Aoshi's feelings for her friend, not knowing that SHE was the one that melted his heart. AK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,132 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/3/2004 - [Aoshi, Kaoru] - Complete
Unsuspecting Universe by SelDear reviews
Two teammates alive, seven Jaffa dead. And one Captain Samantha Carter with a junked up weapon, and a glitter in her eye that boded badly for the universe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by Lucy Mars reviews
"Who you see and who I really am are two complete different people." CHLEX. Final Chapter.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,136 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Complete
The Martinelli Affair by linda-seton reviews
Chloe and Lex and the challenge that is head trauma in Smallville
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2002