Soap Suddhide bio
Author has written 8 stories for Artemis Fowl, Fairy Tales, and Doctor Who. Hello. I'm SoapSudd. sorry this is going to be one of the worst profiles ever so i suggest you stop reading now and go read some other thing. At the minuite my Doctor Who obsession is still going on but i still love Artemis Fowl. esp 'The Lost Coloney' despite the slushy ending and him not having his proper eye (ooh says all the people who havent read it). its one of the few books i have actually seriously enjoyed reading every page. i'm pretty new to the world of Doctor who so please humour me when i make mistakes about things i really shouldnt. sorry. I also have to apologise about my spelling and grammar. its useless i know. i also recommend you dont read any of my stories. esp the AF ones. I'm sooooo embarressed but too lazy to take them off to my etermal shame. actualy the only stories i like are 'Forbidden Love' and 'Granddaughter?' but people seem to get the wrong idea about that, just as Rose does. Sniff i miss Rose. i also love the discworld books. how can the world of fiction get any better? Terry Pratchett is a genius! if you havnt read any of them, read them now! really do. they are fab! I also like the Alex rider books, the Debi Glori series- starting with the brill 'Pure Dead Magic', His Dark Materials (of course), Darren Shan and of course the legendary 'Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy' (but not particularly fond of the movie. radio series is way better) i'm also a fan of David Tennant. Pwoar! first time i seen him- Cassanova. hooked ever since. and of course i got the "teeth" reference when he regenerated! Pwoar- the glasses and hair- need i say any more? nothing really much else to say except i also like music (baisicly most things esp classical, Muse, Franz Ferdinand, The Automatic and Simian), Radio (BBC7 and BBC4 and RTE 2fm) and TV (well some of it). please do not flame my poor attempts at writing. my harddrive is not imflamable and I already know how useless they are. Peace (or whatever is closest to it), Soap Sudd XD Oh and not forgetting a universal Disclaimer (because i seem to forget them a lot) I do not own (insert Character/setting/objects etc.) they belong to (insert person who owns them) unless they come out of my frankly Brilliant mind in which case they are mine. mwahahahaha! |
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Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Watching Rose Tyler by Built on the Horizon reviews
The Doctor has found a way to get back to her. Not your average reunioun fic. He has regenerated, she does not recongise him. He wants to know if she still loves him, so he spends his days watching Rose Tyler.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Bunny Slippers by Reichenbach reviews
Feet propped up and being pampered by Jackie Tyler for the remaining weeks of pregnancy... Total crackfic
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
How to enjoy a party by Fayth3 reviews
Post Doomsday Happy!Who fic that's right, folks, no angst or reunion in sight! Rose knows how to enjoy a party.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Four of a Kind by Dark Aegis reviews
Life's a gamble. Life with the Doctor is poker. And four of a kind is a powerful hand. A Tenth Doctor, Rose, Seventh Doctor, and Ace story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,636 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Telly by Egleriel reviews
Oneshot companion piece to The Idiot's Lantern. The Doctor thinks about how close he came to losing Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Echoes by Egleriel reviews
Set after Girl In The Fireplace. Rose evaluates her relationship with the Doctor and makes a drastic decision, forcing him to do the same. RoseTen. Finished.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
The Dalek poem by Marshmallows rock reviews
A poem based on Dalek It can be 9 or 10
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Lie by sodoto reviews
Sometimes, even when you get everything you've always wished for, you still have to lie. Very 'TenRose'. Minor spoilers for 'Age of Steel.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
The Big Blue Box of Powell Estate by Kazzy reviews
Occasionally there was a big blue box that sat in Powell Estate, but it was a mystery, because no one ever really saw it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Five Companions Who Never Gave Ten Heartburn by Mara Greengrass reviews
Someday, the Doctor will learn to stop picking up strays. Or not. Crossover with DC comics.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Reflections by Dark Aegis reviews
He never paused to look in a mirror. A character study of the Ninth and Tenth Doctors post regeneration.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
The Four and a Half Doctors by eeveekitty85 reviews
The First Doctor screws up the timeline. No kitchen appliances were harmed during this fic, but a lamp, a mug, and the Fifth Doctor were exploded, incinerated and kicked, in that order. Rated for vegetable abuse.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006
Return of the Policeman from the Desert by Goddess of Grammar reviews
Set after Jingo. Ahmed returns to Ankh Morpork, and drops by on his old friends in the Watch. Includes Camels and Nobby Nobbs. Rated for Mildish swearing. Please R&R.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
From A Distance by womblette reviews
The Doctor could have been pointing anywhere and she’d have said yes. TenthRose ish. Two parter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006
Back To You by Funky In Fishnet reviews
PostCI The Doctor takes Rose on her first trip after his regeneration and the invasion and they both work out where they stand.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2005 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Draco the Lizard reviews
The Doctor decides to dye his hair ginger, simply because he can. Rose has her doubts, but he doesn't listen to her objections because they're busy running away from a Romanian mob. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Dingbatt's drabbles by And a Pickle reviews
a collection of ficlets for when I'm bored. Just short ones for each of them in one place so I don't spam the site XD
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/7/2005
Legacy by Aurora-cs reviews
In the end, he finds peace. 13th Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Why Do I Feel So Alone? by xTamx reviews
My first fic! Set 5 years after the Eternity code, Artemis finally begins to regain his memory and a new opponent has appeared. Chapter 9 is up! PG-13 Rating is for occasional language and mayyybe some relationship later. R&R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004
Seven Stars and Seven Stones and One Old Copper by Egleriel reviews
Discworld-LotR crossover, with elves, Orcs and Nobbses. A magical accident catapults Vimes into another dimension. And worse, he has to find his son in an unknown land, in the middle of a war that he seems to be in charge of... CHAPTER 11 is up.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Sam Vimes
Blood by Elly m reviews
Angua muses on blood and fights her inner wolf. (Or possibly her inner human, depending on which way you see it).
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2005
Open up your eyes by holikimaela reviews
Artemis recalls the fairies and makes a very startling discovery. PostEC, preTOD. One shot. Implied AH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Genius Next Door by coolcube reviews
Diana has just moved to Ireland and thinks it is just about the most boring place on Earth. That is, until she hears a call for help and goes to investigate, in Fowl Manor. Perhaps not at the perfect time ... Takes place instead of the 1st book. PLEEZE RR
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
Mating Season by Fairy Laughing reviews
Part One of the Animal Instincts series. It's spring, and Angua is in heat and at work...
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2004
Fangirls and the Men Who Love Them by Mercator reviews
A Moral and Uplifting Tale of Witches, Watchmen, Palace Inhabitants, Music, Hysteria, Hip-dancing, Blackmail, Black Leather, and several Violations of Ankh Morpork Laws & Ordinances. (FINI)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
Forty Two by Blue Yeti reviews
HAITUS. Useless answers to questions asked, and those not asked. Which is more important – the question, or the answer? Which matters more – the past or the present? ArtemisButler novellength
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Butler, Artemis F.
Time Warped by neurotic pixie reviews
Artemis Fowl, the Butlers and the Lower Elementals hang out, the usual. You know, eat, watch movies, drink, attempt to time travel. Until something, of course, goes horribly wrong... I've edited but have yet to update. But will do soon! It's the summer wh
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
Truth or Dare! by Random Mushroom reviews
The Artemis Fowl characters get whisked out of where ever they are by giant hands to participate in a game of Truth or Dare.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Splashin' Fashion! by coolcube reviews
The Artemis Fowl version of Trashin' Fashion, a segment on All That! One-shot, and very funny! Please read and review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
Gulp! A School Story by coolcube reviews
Artemis changes schools to Ginger's junior high class. Which could be bad, very bad. Because there is something nobody knows about her, not even her best friends or the lunch lady. Why she asks to come in to school, has pointy ears, and can write in code.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004
But you gave up the sky by the black knight reviews
Foaly meets up with an old friend. Stories are exchanged, and memories are shared. AF HP Crossover. Winner of Best Crossover for the 20012005 Orion Awards.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Frond Legacy by RaptorK reviews
Artemis tracks down the 'enemy' who inserted the contacts from EC, Holly finds a hidden secret about the first elven king. FIRST ONE REVIEW PLEASE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
Artisan Cliff by Nuyaviel reviews
holly is captured by a newspaper office during a catastrophe when a troll wandered into disneyland... root asks artemis and butler for help in rescuing her, and unfortunately - or fortunately - artemis comes with lianne, a female classmate.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,078 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 5/26/2003
The Return of the Bickers by bushytailedfreak91 reviews
Arty and Juliet are always fighting about pointless things. Butler is locked out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2004
The Memory Files by D'Arvit Tyranny reviews
Post-EC. Foaly takes the weekend off and invites Julius Root and Root's ex-wife Ariel over for movies and booze. And what better film is there to watch besides Artemis Fowl's memory files?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2004
Helter Skelter by made.of.bees reviews
The LEP is threatened with a bomb, Holly being it's target. Headquarters doesn't blow up, but Holly's apartment building does. With her inside. Suspence with some romance added in. Used to be called Explosion but decided to name it after a Beatles song.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,676 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Holly S., Julius R.
It Was Never Meant To Be This Way by the black knight reviews
Artemis deals with the consequences of his actions as best he can.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
Imagining Reality by little miss demosthenes reviews
Twice more lethal than Ebola. Half more unreal than the typical Klein bottle. /Discontinued/
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
I Loved You Lyra by Chyme for the Rhyme reviews
One shot. Lyra's husband visits her grave reflecting on how she could never truly love him...
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B. - Complete
3 colours in his hair by GalWivAGunblade reviews
ok, a parody to McFly's "5 colours in his hair". contains no pairings, one naughty word, and joey by the barrelfull. oh yeah, and bowing cats.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2004
Definitely Worth the Trouble by D'Arvit Tyranny reviews
... to read this fic. Find out what happens when Trouble Kelp asks Holly out for lunch. If he'll EVER get through to asking her in the first place, that is. Expect ample cheese, corn, and torture.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2004
The Cutwell Chronicles by Egleriel reviews
AU: Cutwell isn't going out with Keli ... yet. And just when she needs a wizard around, he's summoned to UU reunion. Who exactly is this mysterious visitor? Will it be too late for Cutwell by the time he gets back? Will it be too late for Keli? CORRECTED
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003
Fowl Fandom Boot Camp by Blue Yeti reviews
Civil war. A violent catastrophe that leaves no survivors unscathed. The worst thing that could happen to a fandom. Until they found out about Boot Camp. The Fandom has been transported to Neverland, for the craic (and flamingoes), because fighters for t
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2003
The Dawn of Change by Red Moon Kree reviews
If you thought the words "Artemis Fowl" and "kidnapping" were bad when they were in the same sentence, what if Artemis was kidnapped? Well LEP be able to save him? Or will they want to? Which old enemy has a part in this...Chapter 7 up but its a bit short
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,938 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 5/12/2002
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A Previous Life
The Doctor mentioned being a father in 'Fear Her' but what kind of father? Oneshot. Any Doctor but I like to think its the 8th
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
The Other Doctor reviews
The Doctor responds to a signal sent out from another TARDIS. He investigates and is surprised who it is. Tenth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006
Granddaughter? reviews
The Doctor and Rose are spending the night together. and Rose gets the wrong impression
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Forbidden Love reviews
The Doctor thinks of the future for him and Rose and realises that there can't be much of one.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Eden reviews
Artemis meets Eden, totaly by chance and she changes his life forever. fourth chapter up (finaly) Please R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 9/22/2004
The forgotten Princess reviews
Can Rose and Flic escape the wrath of Miccia? please R&R i know its useless
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/27/2004
Artemis Fowl :Remembrance Day reviews
Holly's mission is to stop Mulch Diggums or else. But then she changes her mind. Artemis regains the memories of the people and wants his property back, which is being held by a certain pompous centar, and plots his revenge. pg because of some language R&
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004
Benny and Artemis reviews
What would it be like if Artemis Fowl met Benny Shaw? How would each of them react? I need the help and intelegence of othe Fan-fic writters to even start this so please reply!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/14/2004