I was asked to write something short based on a picture prompt on tumblr. So here it is... This is Johnlock, and if people want it continued, tell me, and I'll try my best! If that happens, rating will probably go up. Reviews are lovely as always! xx

As it turns out, keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is not the easiest task John Watson has ever undertaken. Collection of drabbles, maybe crack.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

*SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2* One year after Sherlock's death John may be finally able to begin moving on with his life. However when Sherlock re-enters his life they find that their friendship can never the same as it was. But for the better or worse?

Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.

Sherlock knows when he's going to fall in love with John. He's not in love yet, but he will be shortly. Johnlock. Humor/Fluff/Romance/Fluff/bit of crack/but mostly fluff.

The breaths that he emits are short and low but his eyes continue to shine, seemingly absorbing every point of illumination in the darkened entryway. "And how lucky for me, for me, that some anonymous Afghani perched on an anonymous hill missed his target."

When Sherlock came back from the dead, John gave him exactly 20 minutes to explain himself, rose to his feet, made enough tea for one person, and proceeded to ignore Sherlock's existence for the next seven days. After pretending not to exist for three years, though, Sherlock didn't really find it hard to pretend for another week. Johnlock, oneshot

Third-prize-winner in the Fuck Yeah Johnlock Fanfic Red Pants contest! John insists on doing his own laundry. In private. Sherlock decides to investigate why. Inspired by Reapersun's red pants meme.

In which John has a nightmare and Sherlock plays the violin, among other things.

"Our lives are chaos," John says. "That doesn't mean our flat should be."

From the first day John had moved in with Sherlock, he'd begun worrying that one day he'd have some awful epiphany where he realized he was in love with him. Because, really, wouldn't that just be typical? Johnlock oneshot for WrightAWay's birthday!

Sherlock had on his 'I am going to ask you extremely personal questions' face, so John put a bookmark between his current pages and placed the novel on the arm of his chair. He settled back. These interrogations were never short and rarely were they comfortable. Johnlock, oneshot

Random Sherlock/HP Lovecraft crossover. No actual horror, just the dangers of letting a certain detective get bored ;p

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

"Every Thinker remembered their first Thought. Hard not to remember the first time you see your soul printed forever on your body...They were a fact of life, each individual's facts of life sprawling over their skin." AU, John/Sherlock

ONE-SHOT. John decides that he should definitely stop drinking... or perhaps should drink more. Sequel to "The White Noise Aria". Fluff. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!

Did John really think it was dangerous to get Sherlock into crap telly? Just a bit of Johnlock fluff.

Sequel to "Pantomime". Nothing is ever simple for John Watson when it involves Sherlock Holmes. With the world doing its best to outdo even its only consulting detective, can the things left unsaid ever finally be spoken?

John has always been a good friend. Sherlock is just trying to reciprocate. Shameless fluff ensues. Rated for depictions of violence.

Sherlock, John, Lestrade and other members of the police force are on a stake-out in a house together. What happens when the others find out about Sherlock and John's relationship? Warning: SLASH! If anyone has any suggestions please feel free to PM me!

When John is injured on a case, Sherlock makes his feelings towards his new lover clear. Set after my fic "First Kiss"

Drabbles...or at least very short one-shots. No consecutive timeline. Various POVs. Slash, pre-slash, angst, fluff, etc. Each mini-fic can be read on its own.

John and Sherlock are at a wedding. Sherlock's not enjoying himself in the slightest. That is, until John asks him to slow dance with him. Johnlock. Post-Reichenbach. Pure, shameless fluff.

Sherlock is away on a case, John is getting restless. Mycroft helps Sherlock be romantic.

Sherlock. Of course it had to be Sherlock. He wrapped the duvet around himself and padded downstairs to make sure that his flatmate had not actually found a way to move the whole building to Siberia overnight. Unabashedly Johnlock.

"Surely this isn't your first headache, Sherlock." The idea was preposterous. How many people got through life without ever having a headache, even once? Johnlocky. It comes and goes.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

A Sherlock one-shot, post RBF. After two years, John receives an impossible text.

Sherlock and John visit a restaurant, and through their usual banter John's deepest secret is revealed. Although John worries he's lost everything, including an intimately close friendship with the man he secretly loves, is there a chance his feelings are mutual?

My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.

"Watching his friend drooling slightly, still upright on the sofa, Sherlock feels a sudden rush of warmth in his stomach, both light and heavy, entirely alien." Sherlock watches John sleep and feels unsettled. John talks and also feels unsettled.

Sherlock likes the idea of it more than he likes the act of it. .:. Johnlock drabble plus oneshot. appreciative-bottom!Sherlock. my sexual Johnlock headcanon.

Things start falling into place, and John Watson needs to visit Mycroft Holmes once again. Post-Reichenbach. Eventual Sherlock/John.

In which there is sexual tension of an unresolved sort but it's no big deal, and no one feels any need to change it anytime soon. Also, there are tribbles.

Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.

John doesn't realise the war he's fighting in the aftermath of Reichenbach is an internal one. Rated T for angst, brief mentions of sexual situations.

After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

Nothing was ever final, nothing was impossible. With enough planning, guile, wits, and deception, one could accomplish anything.

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

It's Christmas Eve and John & Sherlock are crouched in a snow dusted alley waiting for a criminal. Unexpected things occur... Oneshot. John/Sherlock.

And one time John was. Contains a minimal amount of angst and liberal application of the F word.

John's headed for a night on the town and Sherlock's pouting inexplicably. Now what could be going through the great detective's mind? M for m/m sexual situations and some language.

John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .

Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.

Sherlock's fear and lust for the void. / written for a prompt over at sherlockbbckinkmeme. Laws of gravitation belong to sir Isaac Newton, colonel Wallace is mine, but his motto is from Game of Thrones.Sherlock & co. belong to BBC, Gatiss and Moffat.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

What constitutes a life when you've just stopped living? Sequel to Remain with me. Much angst. And then smex.

Slash, Sherlock/John. I would literally cross light-years for you, if someone would just give me a spaceship.

Sherlock tries to understand his preoccupation with one Doctor John Watson - the one case he can never solve. Sherlock/John pre-slash.

Slash, Holmes/Watson. A long night in a wicked city..