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 Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride. Hey, I'm Angel-Wing1016, or A&W to make it shorter. I don't have much to say here, except that I LOVE the Maximum Ride Series (see below). Currently, I'm writing a fic called School Experiment. After that, I am planning to write a fic about the Flock after Fang leaves. I really don't have much to say here, so, um . . .yeah. Urm, review please? Uh . . .stop reading. Seriously. Really. If you don't stop reading, I'll, uh . . . shove zucchinis up your nose. Yes, zucchinis. Sincerely, A&W (Angel-Wing1016) Name: A&W ('cause I'm not going to tell you my real name). Age: Teens. That's all I'm gonna tell you ('Why make this question then, dumb-butt?' I ask myself) Favourite Colour: PURPLE Favourite Song(s): Hmm, don't really have one . . . . Favourite Artist(s): Taylor Swift Favourite Book(s)/Serie(s): Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight Saga, The Frog Princess Series, Inkheart Trilogy, Gallagher Girls, Winnie the Pooh, Maximum Ride, Maximum Ride, MAXIMUM RIDE!! Favourite Food: Chicken Wings, Spaghetti, Sesame Ice Cream, Tiramisu Ice Cream, Steak. Favourite Drink: Shirley Temple, or Ice Chocolate Frappachino. Country: Canada, eh? Favourite Animal: White-Tailed Deer Second Favourite Animal: King Cobra Snake Blackberry or Iphone: Iphone. Halls or Vicks: Vicks. Favourite Show: Friends Favourite Character In Show: Chandler PC or Mac: PC Recycle YES/NO: YES! VERY IMPORTANT! Favourite Movie(s): Marley and Me, Land of the Lost, Freedom Writers. Ever Had A Crush On A Fictional Character(s): Yes. If Yes, Please Specify: Fang (Maximum Ride), Iggy (Maximum Ride), Zach (Gallagher Girls), Josh (Gallagher Girls), Edward (Twilight), Eadric (Tales of a Frog Princess) Marley (Marley and Me), Carter (The Red Pyramid), Percy (Percy and the Olympians), Grover (Percy and the Olympians), Dan (The 39 Clues). Girly: Kinda. Tomboy/Crossdresser: Sorta. Somewhere In The Middle: Yup! Scariest thing(s) On Earth For Me: Spiders, ants, butterflies, worms, snails, slugs, ladybugs, flies, fruitflies, bees, wasps, mosquitoes, fleas, ticks, mites, bacteria, termites, beetles, and any other bug, for that matter. What You Wished Your Name Was: Liliahna Toby (enter last name here) What You Wished Your Name Was If You Were The Opposite Gender You Are Now: Kendrick Sean (enter last name here) Ghost Stories (Enter Your Favourite Ghost Stories):It was a dark night. A girl and her boyfriend were driving to a party, and then they realized they were lost, and that they were almost out of gas. The boyfriend, who was driving, pulled up beside a large oak tree. The boyfriend says: "I saw a gas station a while back. I'll go buy one of those gas tubs and fill it. We'll just go back home after that. We won't make it to the party in time." The girlfriend says: "But I'll be alone. And I'm scared some psychopaths will come get me." The boyfriend says: "Don't worry. We have some car-sheets in the trunk, I'll just cover up the car, and no-one will see you, and you won't see nobody." The girlfriend agreed, but came up with a problem. She says: "But how will I know it's you when you come back? The windows will be covered, and I can't unlock the car for anybody." The boyfriend answers: "I'll knock on the car three times, and then you'll know it's me." The girlfriend agreed, and then the boyfriend left. The girlfriend wasn't very scared, she just pulled out some magazines and got an emergency flashlight to read. A while later, she heard a knock on the side of the car door. She was scared, so she froze and didn't do anything. It was like this: KNOCK. The girl froze. KNOCK. The girl leaned forward a little, staring intently at the car lock. KNOCK. The girl, relieved, was about to open the lock when, KNOCK. A fourth knock. The girl whimpered slightly, scared as (enter swear-word here). KNOCK. A fifth knock. She shrank back, and lowered her head, in case the person had a gun, about to shoot through the window. KNOCK. A sixth knock. So very scared, the girl was. KNOCK. A seventh knock. KNOCK. Eight. KNOCK. Ninth. And so it went on. Knocking, and knocking. Knocking, and knocking. The girl was so scared, she tried to hide. After long, long, hours of fear and knocking, she fell asleep. In the morning, the sun shone through the sheets, making the car brighter. But that was not what woke the girl. A person, outside the door, yelled: "Someone! Is someone in the car? Please, come out! It's the Police!" And so, the girl unlocked the door, and stepped out. It was a policeman, named Sam. "Ma'am, we are here to take you back home. Just, please, don't look back at the car, whatever you do. But the girl was a very curious lady, so she peeked behind her. It was her boyfriend, tied to the oak tree by his left foot, his dead hand waving against the wind, still knocking faintly. LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTERS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (CUT AND PASTE) 1. Fang 2. Crowfeather 3. Yellowfang 4. Max 5. Gazzy 6.Grover 7. Iggy 8. Nudge 9. Zach 10. Ari 11. Bex 12. Liz 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Uhh...no... 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Urm, well, the book says she's pretty. . . but hot? Um. . . . 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Seeing as they're the same gender, I don't think that's possible. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Lots. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Urm, one is a cat, and the other one is a satyr. I don't think it'll work out. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Uh. All of them are guys. But one is an Eraser, and one is a spy. I think Gazzy will like the spy better. 7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Well, I've read a fanfic by flYegurl that they hooked up . . . . 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Urm, he's in the stories, but they're never about him specifically. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12). Fang and Iggy are in a happy relationship until Zach runs off with Iggy. Fang, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bex and a brief unhappy affair with Grover, then follows the wise advise of Gazzy and finds true love with Liz. Uhh, how did the Fang/Iggy relationship start anyway? And don't get me started on the Fang/Grover thing. 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight? Um, I don't think they would, but if they did, Max would probably get mad. 19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? I'd be H-A-P-P-Y!!! 20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Nudge would probably talk Bex to death, and Bex would be helpless even with her spy skills. So I would probably duct tape Nudge's mouth shut. 21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? No cat can diss me! 22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? I'd ask Ari for an autograph. 23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? Fang looks emo, but actually slitting them? It would totally ruin his macho image. 24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? I would check if she really had wings. And then ask if I could see Total. And i would be scared. 25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? Goat-fur in my hairbrush? NOO! 26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? I think it's super cool how a super-spy and 2 winged mutants know where my house is. 27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? A cat . . . . and a Gallagher Girl as my teacher? Uh, ask Ms. Baxter not to kill me, and pray that Mr.Crowfeather wouldn't slit my throat? 28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married? Nudge would babble on about Fang and Gazzy getting married. And then she would say that Fang was a pedophile. 29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9) Crowfeather? Um, Seeing as Zach is a human, while Ari is part-wolf, I guess (10). Which is Ari. 30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target? A hat to cover his horns and/or baggy pants and/or very large shoes and/or tin cans. Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 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