Being stranded the first time wasn't fun. At least he had a nice place to stay and a bunch of servant to boot. Now, he was stranded in space, on a strange pyramid ship with a bunch tattoo-head freaks, worshiping him a God. And what the fuck is a Goa'uld? Can it be eaten? There's only one way to find out.

Involved Presidents, an inquisitive assistant, and professional soldiers. A pragmatic look on how the United States would use the stargate and explore uncharted planets.