notwhatyouwantbutwhatyouneed
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Joined 09-11-10, id: 2534851, Profile Updated: 10-20-10
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

OC characters, so if you want to create one, just tell me about them, such as: name, age, appearance, personality, fears, dreams, goals, background, family, etc...

Hey everyone, my name's Josh Foster, I'm a friend of Corey's(extravagantmoon). I'm 17. I live in Hawaii,but I'm in Chattanooga for the time being to be with my dad(my parents had a bad divorce and my mom left the state). I'm a senior in High School. I love music, but my love is literature. I love poems, plays, and, of course, books. I love people, but I always get really nervous...umm, I'm not really sure what else to say...

Oh, my favorite animes/mangas are Inuyasha, Naruto, Bleach, Hibiki's Magic, Vampire Knight, among a few others...My favorite book/plays/poems/short stories are Harry Potter, The Devouring, The Stolen Child, Hush Hush, The Tempest, Macbeth, The Bells, The Raven, The Wastelands, The Harp the Monarch Minstrel Swept, Vision of Belshazzar, The Destruction of Sennacherib, The Masque of the Red Death, Evening Star, and A Dream within a Dream...umm, I can't think of anymore sections of entertainment right now, so yeah...

So yeah, I hope everyone enjoys my stories. I'll probably need extra oc characters, so if you want to create one, just tell me about them, such as: name, age, appearance, personality, fears, dreams, goals, background, family, etc...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha- loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, fuck, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN, we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

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Liminal by Cybrokat reviews
Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 227,081 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Um I can totally Explain by Madame C.K. Mookie reviews
Itachi takes Sasukes phone to teach him lesson and begins to text Sakura while pretending to be Sasuke. He intended for it to be a one time thing to pass the time, but soon spirals out of control. Rated M for future content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Challenge by Cybrokat reviews
"Anything you can do, I can do better." Who comes out on top, Professor Snape or Professor Granger when pitted against each other in their own unique challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blowing by The'Edge'Of'Insanity reviews
Drabble. Sesshomaru tries to give Kagome some instruction on blowing.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Bad Kitty! by Emertheawesome reviews
Crookshanks thinks that Hermione needs to get laid. He's such a clever kitty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pen Pals by redfrog reviews
Hermione goes away to college and is unable to come home for years. She writes to her friends and former teachers. Eventual HGSS romance, non HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,634 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Me And You And You And Me reviews
During a battle with a shadow demon, Kagome is bitten and changed to a demon. Why? And what type of demon does she change into? Now, she must learn how to use this new body, a body she never wanted. And she must do this while searching for the jewel too.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
The Only One For Me Is You reviews
After seeing Sakura nearly raped, Itachi slowly begins to become increasingly obsessed and possessive of the pink haired girl. What happens when he realizes that she will always be in his life due to unpredicted actons of others?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
No Matter How They Toss The Dice, It Had To Be reviews
Hermione was bitten by a mer-person during her fourth year. Now, in the midst of the battle against Voldemort, how will she be able to keep the image of a human as she slowly looses her grip on control? What will the people around her do? Help or leave?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.