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Joined 01-31-06, id: 981812, Profile Updated: 01-17-09
Author has written 6 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Naruto.

Dark Archer

Profile edited: January. 17

In the Darkness an archer awaits ~

Hello there, dears. I am Shia.

I love yaoi and yuri.

Especially NaruSasuNaru. (jrock yaoi is good too).
I dislike it when people hate on characters, however. D: I've rarely seen a character who I hate in anime or manga.

My profile pic is Asagi from D.

My friend Donald said that my profile was too long, SO, in his honor, I am going to change the length. Do I hear the masses crying "Shorter!"? Nope, I'm making it longer. It's not that long anyway!! xDD


About Shia ~

Birthday- January 24
Name- Shia
Gender- Female
Status- I have an amazing girlfriend and have no plans of breaking up with her. Ever. There's no way I'm losing someone this perfect for me!
Orientation- Bi
Best Friends- Thyare(are you alive anymore, Tea?? I miss you...) and Sashie
Obsessions- Steampunk furniture, lolita fashion, visual kei, music, chocolate, making people think I'm insane (what fun ;3), reading, writing, drawing, anime, manga, video games(especially RPGs, but also Rock Band), SasuNaruSasu, fanfiction, jrock fanfiction
Beta- the amazing: CrazyPurple Sage. I'll work on my stories more, I swear... -procrastinator till the end-

I'm an artist, author, video gamer, oddly-dressed, (faded)BLUE-haired person.

Pretty much the only channels I watch on TV are History and Travel... I'm a dork. It's fun!
The best TV show ever? Firefly. I can't wait until Dollhouse on February 13~ Friday the 13th, lovies!

Favorite anime- Bleach, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, Trigun.. I read manga more than I watch anime.
Favorite manga- Death Note, Pita-Ten, Legal Drug, Vampire Knight, Angel Sanctuary (not finished), Godchild, Loveless, Gravitation, Hana-Kimi, After School Nightmare, Petshop of Horrors, Nana, Honey and Clover, Sand Chronicles, La Esperanca, Chobits, etc.
Favorite games- Lost Odyssey is my favorite, hands down. After that I love Kingdom Hearts 2, Final Fantasy VII/VIII/X. Then games such as Sims 2, Chrono Cross, Magna Carta, Legend of Dragoon, Rock Band, Soul Caliber. I can't wait until Final Fantasy XIII.

At the time of writing this, I own more than 100 manga volumes. xD; I need to count again... I think I have about 114 right now.

I love, love, LOVE J-rock.. I cannot get enough of it. I first listened to it about two years ago, and my interest hasn't faded yet!

I have an mp3 player that I bought in December 2007. It's a Creative Zen Vision: M, and I named her Shikurai (mixing the words for "black" and "white" in Japanese together, since she's black and white colored). I call her Rai for short, and yes, I name electronics. Because I love them so~

I have hundreds of bands on Rai, so I will name my absolute favorites (which is hard for me to do, I like so many):
D, Kagrra, Ayabie, Versailles, Malice Mizer/Moi dix Mois/Kozi, lynch., Megaromania, STELLA, Dir en grey, XodiaK, GazettE, GPKism, Utada Hikaru, Viored, Kanon Wakeshima, Gothika (I could listen to Angel's Trumpet for the rest of my life, that song is just...)

I've seen Ayabie and Versailles live. The concerts were amazing, but I curse my awful memory... I can barely remember them at all. Ayabie was June 2008 and Versailles was October 2008.

Other music I like: Emilie Autumn, Porcupine Tree, Oingo Boingo, They Might Be Giants, Lemon Demon, Within Temptation, Mindless Self Indulgence, J.S. Bach, The Delgados, video game music (I've had the music from The World That Never Was in Kingdom Hearts 2 in my head the WHOLE DAY today)

Random things:
~I love rain and snow. And not only in a 'oh, no school!' kind of way, but an 'oh, I get to jump in puddles, dance around, and get chilled to the bone before running inside and drinking hot tea and playing video games!' kind of way.
~I've bought the soundtrack a few video games I've played- namely, FFVII, Chrono Cross, FFX
~My least favorite season is Spring, and my favorite is Winter.
~I have a thing against bunnies. They are evil, cannibalistic, and carnivorous.
~My birthstone is a garnet.
~I like silver a lot more than gold.
~I might get two kittens next spring!
~I am bisexual, and the USA really needs to make gay marriage legal.
~I have hundreds of Anime pictures saved on my computer
~I have THOUSANDS of Jrock pictures saved on my computer. If you ever want any, feel free to ask n_n
~I love the taste of chocolate but the smell of vanilla
~If I had money, I would dress in lolita style every day.
~I love lolita and visual kei fashion.
~I have blue hair. It was previously green. My natural color is brown with natural reddish highlights (though not enough for it to be called auburn)
~My new TV has NHK and I watch it a lot... xD
~I wish I could get the FUNimation channel... D: And the other Japanese channel
~I love huge dogs. I want to get one(or two... or three...) someday after I get my own house.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, The-Dark-Archer

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Most teens listen to rap or hip-hop. If you're one of the few who prefer to rock out, put this in your profile.

I'm working on a bunch of fics at the same time right now, but none of them are close to being completed. I'll post something sometime soon, hopefully. I've been spending most of my energy on original works for myself, though, so if it takes a while, I'm not dead! I will post fanfiction! xD


Quotes ~

At lunch:
Jenna: -shows her older sister Kate a piece of paper- I GOT AN A!
Katie: -flips her off-
Me+Jenna:... D:
Katie: OOPS OH GOD I meant to do a thumbs up!! -thumbs up-
Mary: Wow, you're just so used to that hand gesture that you do it without thinking about it...

At lunch on November 11:
Me: -talking to Kevin- ... Tyler is pregnant with my baby.
Kevin: -explodes- WHAAAT?? TYLER!!
Tyler: -runs over- It's not true! It's not!
Me: IT WAS ANGELINA JOLIE, DON'T YOU REMEMBER??
Tyler: No, I got HER girlfriend pregnant!
Me: No, I got YOU pregnant!
Kevin+Tyler+Me: ... how many people do you...
Kevin: YOU SLUT!xD
Tyler: No, no, it wasn't-- I-- SHE RAPED ME IN MY SLEEP.
Me: What?? No, you raped yourself!
Tyler: I raped myself?
Kevin: ... You got yourself pregnant after raping yourself. -hums Twilight Zone theme- DOODOO DOODOO
(this went on for a while. This is why I love lunch)

An interesting conversation...

Ele: We have a variety of jrockers here, would you like to sample the Takehito or Shinya? Shinya goes very well with Kyo.
Me: May I interest you in some Aoi? Our special of the day is Reita, with a side of Ruki.
Ele: Kirito is also a very fine choice, and Teruki seems to be very popular as well. All selections come with Gackt salt. xD
Me: Unfortunately, we're all out of Gackt today. We do have some Hyde left, though, if you want something similar to Gackt. Our most popular dessert is the Yoshiki. I highly recommend it.
Ele: Die is 100 percent prettyboy with no preservatives added.

Ele: -reading my fic 'Not Alone Anymore'- "Their pants filled the air" how'd they get so many pants? x3

Little sister Becca: -randomly- Do you sing in the shower?
Me: -smirking to try to cover up embarrassment- Yeah, I know you hear me.

Me: -at a Thai restaurant- What's that orange liquid?
Dad: What, the green things?

Ele: So we...make...magic? xD; That sounds wrong...

"Hyde is such a cutie...although his lack of aging is starting to scare me now."--Random person on a board. I completely agree XD

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating. - JWhitlock

I do not know what weapons World War III will be fought with. World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.- H. L. Mencken

Me: Chrono Cross was the first game I ever finished.
Jason: Really? o_o
Me: Yeah, cause you were at college so I couldn't play Final Fantasy X.
Jason: What about Spyro...?
Me: THAT DOESN'T COUNT x_x

Ele: Lenne is such a Yuna wanna-be.

"Bush/Trump slash? EEEWWW!" -- Me. Just... don't ask... xD

"Just like the snow, all your efforts will pile up some day." -- Pita Ten

"XD"
"I didn't make my eyes look like an X!" -- Jason

"No, I don't like riding bikes, because Sephiroth doesn't ride one." --My brother Jason

Me: I like hugging people's arms.
My cousin and best friend Sashie: -brightly- I like hugging people!
Me: ... -bursts out laughing-

Talim: I like cows...and that awesome sound they make...moo...moooooo..moooooooooo..moooooo

"You may feel murderous, but-- I HAVE DRACO" -- Jason

And that's about it ='D

I don't have a favorite color. I like each color in its own way.
My room is red and gold. Or at least, my bed is-- my walls are white. My carpet is dark red; it's really pretty, but every little thing that falls on it is really easy to see so it looks dirty pretty much a day after vacuuming...
My best friend Talim/Thyare has pretty much dropped off the face of the Planet... or at least, hasn't emailed me for month-- holy SHIT, has it actually been a year? More than a year... though we did IM more recently, but again, not for a long time... I still remember you as a five year-old, Tal! Come back~
I play guitar, though not amazingly well (yet... heh heh heh...). I like cooking, especially brownies. =D
I have an 8 year old sister, a 22 year old brother, and another brother, who is 20 years old.
My favorite class in school this year is Computer Programming, even if I get completely stuck on some of the harder concepts of C+... ;;
I submitted a drawing for a contest in the Gothic&Lolita Bible (english ver)... but I didn't win... -whimper- I'll try again sometime!
At this very moment, I'm a bit hungry and about to watch a movie with my family.
I think I will scoop some mint ice cream to eat while watching~
My birthday party will be next Saturday, which is my actual birth day. It's the first time I've ever had my party on the actual day. xD UNFORTUNATELY, my cousin and best friend Sashie can't come cause she has a volleyball tournament... so she'll be coming over February 7th to celebrate with me.


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The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
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Malchik Gay by crazy novelist-san reviews
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Arcade Challenge by MindStorm88 reviews
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Kingdom Crazies by BlueEyedFun reviews
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Tears Made Of Blood by angel-pur reviews
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Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
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Before Tragedy Strikes by Miss Court-A-Doo reviews
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Committing SUEicide by Avada Cruimperio reviews
Oneshot. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, and extremely overused plotlines? You don't want to know...
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Happy Alone by Cherished Dreams reviews
I loved him then, you know. Still do.
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Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
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Parodoia by Candy Cane Jones reviews
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Fighting Fate by Miss Court-A-Doo reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter are nothing more than annoyed acquaintances attending Hogwarts. But when their world is threatened, they'll learn that jealousy and tragedy can bring them together, but love will keep them together in the end. Complete.
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An Adventure at The Fair reviews
Naruto loves the fair! So much to do, so little time, and it only comes once a year! Unfortunately for him, Sasuke DOESN'T love it... but oh well, he'll convince him to stay somehow! SasuNaru, oneshot
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From Crystals to Ruby reviews
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Not Alone Anymore reviews
“I didn’t even realize it at first,” Naruto said softly. “But… I realized you were always there for me, and when you weren’t… I felt so empty. I need you here with me, Sasuke.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Such Thing as a OneSided Love reviews
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New Year's Love reviews
A fluffy NaruSasu I wrote while eating grapes. XD Oneshot. Please read, review, love, marry, whatever!
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Death at First Sight reviews
Blood, everywhere. And nothing I could do to stop it from flowing. My second story. x3 Kinda violent, so tell me if I should change the rating to M instead. Enjoy!
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