sasquatch223hide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for CSI, Artemis Fowl, Misc. Books, Futurama, and Twilight. Name: Charlotte Likes: Reviews, though I probably don't deserve them right now because I haven't written stuff for ages. Dislikes: People who say "Keep it up!", "Can't wait for the next chapter!", or something to that effect, in their reviews for my oneshots. They're called oneshots for a REASON, people. Email: sasquatch223@gmail.com | |||||||
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Roolz:: Things A Lab Rat is Not Allowed To Do by A Rhea King reviews
After his 'luminol incident' Greg starts a list of things lab rats shouldn't do. Strange how things like that develop a life of their own...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,437 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by Awkward Frenchie reviews
Anthony hears a mysterious ticking noise..."Hope. Hope. Anthony Hope." R&R!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
These Wide, Wide Woods by Symbolist reviews
He stands – then sits back down. The wind picks up, tugging at her apron strings, pulling her hair across her face. He tells himself it is too soon. She tells herself it is too late.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Optimism by BlkRse reviews
This is one of those 'What if' fics. Spoilers for 'For Warrick'.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Warrick B. - Complete
The First Vision by RebelAngel002 reviews
A Great and Terrible Beauty written entirely in Kartik's point of view. Including Gemma's first vision all the way to the ship ride over to London, arriving at Spence and the end of The Sweet Far Thing. R&R!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,443 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Savin' Me by BlkRse reviews
Greg's got a secret. A WB fic
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Greg S. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
Masquerade by Maisy13 reviews
We all hide behind masks. Some for protection, some for concealment. Join Grissom as he and the team race to stop a serial killer. Written in conjunction with Sara's Journey. Rating for subject matter. WIP
CSI - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,573 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Gil G. - Complete
Sara's Journey by Maisy13 reviews
Sara sets off to lay her ghosts to rest. Written in conjunction with Masquerade, though you don't have to read that one to get this one. WIP
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,266 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sara S.
Singing And Mashed Potatoes by ChocoboKnigh5 reviews
Holly comes over to Fowl Mannor for a day... Lots of singing and the horror...Mashed potatoes! One Shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Alien in my Toilet! by The X-Filer reviews
Mulder has a problem with an alien in his toilet. Drastic times calls for drastic measures!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/26/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Where art thou, Grissom's shoes? by Casshole reviews
I don't really know what this is.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Gil G. - Complete
Break Room: Las Vegas by BlkRse reviews
Events that takes place in the break room. Story doesn't go in any particular order as far as timeline goes.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
CSI: Murder & Music by aspenandeleen150 reviews
Prepare for what we promise to be the ultimate CSI musical expericence! Grissom walks out of his office one day to find that everyone has spontaneiously broken into song and choreographed dance. Despite that, there is still a murder to be solved...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,576 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Greg S., Gil G.
BACON and EGGS by The X-Filer reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the bureao had to do a rehearsal for a healthy eating campaign?
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Castles In The Air by Lasrevinu reviews
I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. GSR
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 153,848 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Book 6 by porpierita reviews
ARTEMIS FOWL fic. After The Lost Colony. What happens? I'll tie up all the loose ends Eoin Colfer left behind, like what happened to Minerva and Holly? The twins? Arty's age? I based this fic off the information released about Book 6. PLEASE READ & REVIEW
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Culpabilité du survivant by porpierita reviews
Eoin Colfer's ARTEMIS FOWL fan fic. English translation: Survivor's Guilt. Oneshot on Minerva Paradizo's emotions after Artemis, Holly, No. 1, and Qwan's disappearance during the three years they went missing. Please read! Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
O come all ye buggers by syniram reviews
scary. popped into my head while i was trying to go to sleep. i guess i was in a christmas mood. scary.O come all ye faithful, OSC style. truly terrifying. please don't flame. i warned you.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Fanfiction by Merccy reviews
A challenge fic - The Las Vegas Crime Lab discovers something unusual on the Internet - what exactly is this ‘fanfiction’? Chapter 6 up!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,957 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
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Beyond reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Bella's been a vampire for a year now. What next? Involves J. Jenks. BD spoilers. Chapter Three written by Glowmay.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Jenks
Fifteen Thousand Big Boys reviews
Did anyone but me wonder about the diamond Bender threw in the trash in Three Hundred Big Boys? Oneshot.
Futurama - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bender R. - Complete
Whatif reviews
Title is not a typo. Oneshot Lab Rats . "What in god's green earth possessed you to do this?" Wendy demanded angrily. Whatif, instead of replying, Hodges had done something else? NO FLUFF.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Why Do They Think They Can Fool Us? reviews
Three cases: Warrick, Nick and Catherine investigate an officer involved shooting, Grissom and Sara get a dead baby girl, and Greg is stuck with backlog. Hints of GSR, Yo! Bling, Wedges, and Greather chapter 9 . T to be safe.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
The Landlady reviews
Ending to Roald Dahl's short story "The Landlady". A man arrives at a mysterious Bed and Breakfast, which has only ever had three guests, and which is eerily empty except for the eccentric landlady. K-plus for slightly spooky stuff. Very short oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Grissom's Marvelous Mush reviews
This was originally all about the CSIs spending the night in the break room as a result of a prank, but the story later took an unexpected turn. That's the reason for the title. Implied GSR, hints of Wedges. NO FLUFF. K-plus to be safe.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
I Won't Wait Up reviews
GSR oneshot. Post-Happenstance. I didn't want to finish this originally, because, as you'll see, I suck at writing fluff. My friend Leilani told me to treat it as a challenge, so I will finish it. Just don't hold your breath.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Gil G., Sara S.
Diary of a Genius reviews
Minerva decides to start a diary.Starts from Abbot's materialization, will eventually lead up to Artemis' lengthy disappearance.Pre-TLC to the end of TLC.K-plus to be safe.Very sorry, currently on hiatus. Reads and reviews still appreciated!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008