Just a bunch of Sherlock sick fics. They're my guiltiest pleasure and I love reading them, and found that I get a lot of (rather dark) delight out of writing them. I hope you enjoy! Time to start torturing the boys at Baker Street.

A collection of short stories inspired by one of my favourite games of all time. Some will be set in continuities like Suddenly Wheatley and Human Condition, some will stand on their own, some will be AU, and there might be a crossover sprinkled here and there. No chronological order.

Portal AU (Human cores): Aperture Science is the forefront of the scientific community testing humans... those with super powered genes that is. Or Deviations, as humans now prefer to call them. In the future an unhappy Deviant takes control of Aperture, a test subject wakes up with a foggy memory, and others lurk around in Aperture's past... (Portal with a twist. All characters!)

Blue gel, orange gel, another test chamber solved. One step closer to their complimentary Citranium and freedom, right? Meanwhile, Nigel is just trying to do his job, when his test subject suddenly decides to make a run for it. They have a plan to get out of there, and he's going to help them. If he wants to or not...

Portal AU: Portal and Portal 2 told as kids playing at a playground. Oneshot.

Android!GLaDOS, Human!Cores, Aperture and also the world are alive and well. ChellDOS. Humanoid Nature is an AU in which GLaDOS is a little more willing to accept the humanity inside herself. In building a genuine, loving relationship with Chell, she learns to listen to her conscience and make up for past mistakes.

Wheatley can't even figure out why She would want to bring him back, much less put him in testing. ( Android characters. )

GLaDOS tells Chell she cannot live forever. Too bad that she's so stubborn...

ta·bu·la ra·sa (noun) an absence of preconceived ideas or predetermined goals; a clean slate. When Chell finds an injured man on her way home from work, she is more than displeased to find it is an old acquaintance and one who just so happens to have a new view on human life due to his own precarious situation. (Human Wheatley)

When Virgil agreed to help Wheatley with repairs, he didn't realize he would be repairing a human. Rating for brief mention of blood. Written for the ten year Portal Anniversary.

How does one readjust to normal life after living a nightmare? Can one ever find normalcy again? Peace? Contentment? Joy? Or will the mind be forever plagued by fright? The possibilities are numerous for Chell and Doug, as they try to move on and live their lives as minds without fear.

Chell has been transferred to a new school. She quickly gets new friends and begins to finally feel like she has found her place. But her new best friend Wheatley gets bullied and the school's principal Gladys seems to be hiding something. This place holds more dark secrets than it let's on.

Wright and Layton and company have left Labyrinthia with a lot of questions and a sour taste in their mouths that they swear didn't exist when they were actually there. Wright and Maya cannot leave London until the investigation is complete, so now Phoenix has to face one last, hard question: can he and Professor Layton continue be friends even after the adrenaline wears off?

Set after the events in Unwound Future and T&T, Professor Layton finds himself with a puzzling mystery that only a certain spirit medium can help with. In addition, Luke demands to go to a boarding school in America where he happens upon an out of luck Phoenix Wright. This is a case of Reverse Apprentice/Assistant!

Eleventh Doctor x Reader one-shot. You'd been searching for him, and one day you meet him and you don't even realize it's him.

Chell and Wheatley, living together after Aperture, discover a stranger in their house one night. (This is based off a prompt I got on Tumblr). Oneshot.

Human!Portal characters on a cruise. Drunk!Wheatley, Talkative!Chell, and Sing-along-songs! Rated T for alcohol. Based on a weird dream I had once.

Sometimes, when everything goes wrong, all you can do is carry on. So why does everything always go wrong when the Doctor's around? Doctor Whump!

When money gets tight at Aperture, Science must prevail at any cost. Any employees refusing to test will be required to contribute in other ways. Three employees and an intern have no choice but to wait for their time to come. The last moments of one's life in Aperture never hold any comfort. (inspired by tumblr user wolveswithhats's artwork)

The Fact Sphere had never considered being anything other than a sphere, but he found he enjoyed it immensely. He would enjoy it even MORE if he were allowed to do his own research and experimentation without all the interruptions. (follows 'Fantasizing')

Rick doesn't like movies. Rick HATES movies full of feelings. But sometimes it's hard to say no. (I know the movie wouldn't fit into the Aperture timeline, but it's fine.)

The Fact Sphere was not just a place to store information, but an emergency fail-safe device. GLaDOS was NOT pleased, but there might just be something useful to her in all those facts…

Doomed to spend countless years in the corrupted core bin, the Fact, Space, and Adventure spheres have to cope with corruption, the scientists who put them there (and keep coming back), and each other. (rated for Rick's mouth)

Corruption affects each core differently. After regaining control of Aperture Science, GLaDOS allows the personality cores to roam the management rails while she rebuilds. The Adventure Sphere takes full advantage of this, and discovers an old acquaintance hiding deep in the facility.

A series of short stories in which Chell plays with her four brothers. (AU in which Caroline is the mother of the Portal 2 cores as well as Chell.)

Chell had been living outside for seven years when the stranger with mismatched eyes and wild hair began to follow her, always staring, and muttering to the bulky thing in the bag on his back... And at first it was unsettling, but soon she saw that he was like her in more ways than she had realized. (slight Chellmann)

60 years after Speechless, Chell wants to return to Aperture one last time. Wheatley, Craig, and Rick aren't happy about it, but they won't deny her one last request. GLaDOS is waiting. WARNING: Character death and dying. (Go read Speechless first.)

Chell fights her way through Aperture again, with help from mute!Wheatley and the Fact and Adventure Spheres. The turrets have formed an odd society, and Atlas and P-body lurk around every corner. Inspired by Portal Kink - lots of them.

Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?

The Doctor catches a cold and the Ponds take care of him.

When the Doctor gets ill, he needs to rely on Amy to take care of him. Set after Cold Blood.

After their latest adventure nearly gets him killed, the Doctor goes into a healing trance, but neglects to tell his Companions what he's up to. Nurse Rory tries to help. Things go terribly wrong. Characters/Pairings: Eleven, Rory, Amy, Dream Lord

An 11 whump fic in which I explain nothing, disregard series 6, add characters out of the blue to move the story along, appear to be a 11/Rory shipper -im not- and never quite wrap it up. All for one torture scene that was better in my head. Read anyway?

The Doctor, Amy and Rory are summoned to a remote moon where a bizarre monastery need their help... But is there more beneath the Cult of Stone's surface than meets the eye? Reviews are greatly appreciated! Note - this was written before LKH aired.

The Doctor was just clumsy enough that it was inevitable he'd manage to knock himself out on something eventually. Unfortunately that something ends up being the edge of the TARDIS pool, while he's getting in, and he still manages to end up in the water.

The Doctor, Amy, and Rory visit a tropical planet where the people are supposed to be peaceful. Something's gone horribly wrong and as they try to help, Rory learns more about the Doctor & himself. Set between Amy's Choice & Hungry Earth in series 5.

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.

Where did Wheatley come from? Doug Rattmann finds out firsthand how a Personality Core is made. Oneshot.

GLaDOS has transfered Aperture cores into humans! Now they're trying to adapt to their new surroundings by living with Chell. What sort of misadventure will they get themselves into! Rating might change later.

Wherein Rory is a perfectly competent nurse and the Doctor makes a lousy patient.

The Rixxi's planet is quite nice. If you don't count the poison, the cannibals and the rain. Rory loves travelling with the Doctor. Sometimes. Today just isn't one of those days.

A visit to an Earth-like planet turns complicated when the Doctor is injured, and Rory & Amy are pulled in to court intrigue. 11/Amy/Rory friendship, and a little DoctorWhump! too. The epilogue is now up. Reviews will be greatly appreciated!

An idea I got from the Series 6 trailer. When the Doctor is captured by the American forces and taken to Area 51, how far will they go to get information from him? I suck at summaries, it's better on the inside, promise! Very, very mild T, almost K.