I AM THE DA-LEK IN-QUI-SI-TOR GEN-ER-AL! OBEY!

I'm also known as "Time Blitz" and "The Panzer Lord"...I specialize in sci-fi of all types, but I'm mostly a nutty Whovian with an attitude. I love writing fanfics, but there is a lot of lag time between my publications because I'm a very busy person...you know, conquering the universe, trying to master time, that sort of thing.

I'm also very open to story suggestions, so PM me if you have a crazy idea for my next story or want to just have a chat about wibbely-wobbily timey wimey stuff.

Now...

EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!!

*gun stick blast*

*Note: I apologize for all those following my stories; I haven't had a lot of time to update anything, and I'm reaching some major life milestones, which eats up all my time!!! I need a TARDIS!

Top Ten Favorite Individual Books:

1. Old Soldiers

2. The Road to Damascus

3. The Best of the Bolos: Their Finest Hour

4. The Stars Must Wait

5. Ender's Game

6. Rogue Berserker

7. Berserker's Planet

8. A Plague of Demons

9. Leviathan (Scott Westerfeld)

10. Prisoner of the Daleks

Top Five Favorite Book Series:

1. The Bolo Series

2. The Berserker Series

3. Arpeggio of Blue Steel

4. The Incarceron Series

5. Mortal Engines Series

Top Ten Favorite TV Shows:

1. Doctor Who

2. Battlestar Galactica

3. Hawaii 5-0

4. Eureka

5. Grey's Anatomy

6. Sherlock

7. Knight Rider

8. Once Upon a Time

9. Hogan's Heroes

10. The Twilight Zone

Top Five Favorite Movies:

1. Kelly's Heroes

2. The A-Team

3. Starship Troopers

4. Metal Tornado

5. Transformers 2

Now it's time for the copy-and-paste list of doom! Wahahahaaaa!

1. If you talk to the computer when playing a game, copy and paste this into your profile.

2. If you organize skittles or M&Ms before you eat them, copy and paste this into your profile.

3. If you think that villians are norMally cooler than the heroes, copy and paste this into your profile.

4. If you think the Cybermen suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

5. If you think David Tennant is cute or epic, copy and paste this into your profile.

6. If you ran into a door at least three times this week, copy and paste this into your profile.

7. If you like duck tape and hot glue guns, copy and paste this into your profile.

8. If you have argued with yourself and lost, copy and paste this into your profile.

9. If you have ever looked up at the sky and shouted "Birdie", copy and paste this into your profile.

10. If you manage to hurt yourself at least one time in your house a day, copy and paste this into your profile.

11. If you hate Word for sAying you didn't spell your own name right, copy and paste this into your profile.

12. If you have a stupid song stuck in your head while You read this, copy and paste this into your profile.

13. If you ever wished you were a pepper-pot menace from Doctor Who, copy and paste this into your profile.

14. If you think copying and pasting stuff is pointless and stupid, yet you still have the impulse to do it, copy and paste this into your profIle.

15.If you have asked a really stupid question or did something really stupid today at least once, then copy and paste this into your profile.

16. If you hate Twilight and are disgusted by those people overly obsessed with it, copy and paste this into your profile.

17. If it took you at least 6 minutes to realize that there are letters randomly capiTalized in this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

18. If you get angry at people for pronouncing Dalek wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

19. If you think the Cult of Skaro should turn Justin Bieber into a pig-slave, copy and paste this into your profile. (If you copy and paste this one, send me a PM and I'll add your pen name to the petition below that I'm going to send them in a formal e-mail) Supporters: IamtheDALEKINQUISITORGENERAL, The Dalek Lover

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21. IF YOU ARE, OR EVER HAVE BEEN A TANK FANATIC, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

22. If you only skimmed this, copy and paste this into your profile.