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I'm going to do that whole listing my stories thing, tell me what you want updated in the poll above!!!

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CURRENT STORIES IN PROGRESS!!!!

Nightmares of Myself

Summary: Danny is terrified of ever becoming anything like Dan- his worst nightmare. Many times he has woken up screaming. But here is his problem. It is Inevitable. Or is it? Danny is destined to look exactly like Dan (except for green eyes). And he will destroy himself, taking the only protection the world has and in turn destroying it too.

But Clockwork isn't going to let that happen. Soon after Danny has defeated Dan he will be taught a lesson. Clockwork will transform him into the image of his future. It will be utter torture for Danny. Who knows what he will do, and how can he hide this terrible secret from those he holds dearest? Can he accept himself? Can Sam, Tucker, Jazz, and maybe even his parents accept him? Or will he turn to the final option? Is the future set in stone?

That's for me to know, and you to find out. ;)

Future Phantoms

Important Note!! This story is a continuation of the Cordria's Nova one-shot, Trapped.

Summary:Ten years in the future Maddie is being chased through the ghost zone on her last legs. In desperation she jetpacks (Is this a verb?!) through a door to hide until the ghosts that are chasing her leave. Wrong door. The occupant is none other than Phantom himself, the ghost that killed her children along with fifteen others. But she can't leave, and why hasn't Phantom killed her yet? She wouldn't have a hope of defending herself if he did attack.

She must wait for the cost to be clear, but until then, what starts as hate filled banter leads to the truth of a deep secret. Maddie's world is torn down. Could Phantom be innocent? Would that mean her children are really alive? These questions lead her on a journey of truth, and discovery. A journey that revolves around Phantom's past, but why?

Ok, as of right now these are my stories, I am going to post Nightmares of myself as soon as I complete this, because I have finished up to chapter four. I plan on finishing, or almost finishing Future Phantoms before posting it.

Posts!!!!

It's not crazy to argue with yourself, its crazy to argue with yourself and lose. If you have in fact, argued with yourself and lost, post this to your profile.

If you argue with yourself and lost, who did you lose to? Thought of by CloudsOverForks.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM

1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss (He has a hiss?)
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Squee every time you hear his voice.(Hell Ya!!)
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET! (NO!!)
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives.
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.(NEVER)
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while. (uhhh)
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.
50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him. (ROAR)

Random is when your friend's plot bunny is Dan Phantom and Edward Cullen becoming friends and dancing in tutus all night long. If your friends are random post this on your profile. (Made by my friend and I, Mkool)

I found this and thought: OMG THAT IS ME!! WHO IS INSIDE MY BRAAAAIIINN?!?!?!?!?!

❒ Taken
❒ Single
✔ Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

...Heh... The weirdest part is who I'm dating... It's not one anyone would expect (at least when I wrote this)...

Bye postys!! *cry*

Enjoy!!