Dardav.The.Alien
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Joined 09-30-13, id: 5189632, Profile Updated: 10-01-13
Author has written 2 stories for Maid Sama!.

hey ya'll..

Actually I am quite awkward with conversation-ONLY with strangers,sometimes face-to-face conversation,even with friends!.So it's natural that I am comfortable with writing or typing what I am trying to say or think..

My real name is Davyanne Pamella Lee , I am half Kadazan and half Chinese,so I am a Sino-Kadazan.I am now 17 years old.

I've been writing stories since like-Forever...I don't know why i like writing so much since the others always complains that it hurt their hands.

I actually find relieve in writing,it is kinda my thing to release my stress-ful-ness..-If that's even a word-

My full hyper-Mode activates when i meet sugar,Oh the sweet,sweet treats!!!And it gives me the sweet,sweet crazy illusions which made me do silly stories.

I am very funny once you get to know me,or get comfy with me..

I am a happy-go-lucky type of person,which made me had tons-TONS- of pals and gals!!

half of them are positively INSANE.

And you wasted your time reading my stupid rambles,and i am sorry for that.

Har-di-har-har-ho..


If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.


If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.), copy this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you moron!

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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if you love to laugh!

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY." There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile


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