i love walking among the moon & stars, swimming with the sharks, and im a compulsive liar.

i tend to predict the future alot. so if i tell you to watch your back you probably should. i have an overactive imagination so if you tell me dirty jokes about yourself i have horrible pictures branded into my mind forever(thats not cool so dont do it). jumping driveways is funnnnnn! if i tell you "lets sex" dont take me seriously... seriously. mountian dew makes me really really hyper. its practically the only thing that does that i know of. i dont eat meat, and i dont believe that milk has pus in it, and even if it did i dont like milk anyway. i love david bowies crystal balls. his balls are my favorite thing ever, seriously i love them balls. i love saying completely random stuff that dont have anything to do with what is actually going on. i cant speak spanish worth anything, so you know. i have family now that do so that completely sux. i hate it when you go somewhere like a japanese restaurant and when you walk in they start staring at you and speaking in their native tongue about you and you have no idea what they are saying cuz well you just dont understand. well one day i plan on learning that freakin tongue and letting them talk about me and know they are and then right before i leave say something in that tongue and see if they are like feeling guilty or something. ill do it, so beware. i love to just randomly burst out into song. it sounds horrible and most of the time no one knows what im saying but i do it alot. i like to go places and yell random stuff at people and i like to walk up to people i dont know and do random stuff to them. i think that is about all you need to know to feel like you know me.