![]() Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Hana-Kimi. Author's Rant: For those who must know...I have updated WWADO! That's right, folks! (Lol that sounded hilarious. -wipes tears of laughter-) Eli-chan and Emi-chan are back! And boy are they back...Come read Chapter 19 now, peeps...!XD XxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Basic facts about me: Name: Call me Elaine!...For now (My mind is a complicated thing...And who's isn't?) Weight: Same as above. (Damn straight, we did. Can I ask why...? No. I hate you. Love you too, dear host...) Personality: I am emo/weird. Very much so. Beware of insanely-dangerous, corrosive information that will melt thy brain. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Favourite quote-at-the-moment I want her to be mad. I want her to smile… I never wanted to see her sad expression… XxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Stories I've written: -Naruto: What We've Always Dream Of (Back in-progress...!) -Naruto: Karaoke with the Akatsuki (Completed) -Hana-Kimi: Everything'll Be Alright (Completed) x Stories I would very much love to write in the near (or far) future: Naruto -Danna's okay: Sasori has a nightmare and Deidara tries to comfort him, but fails. A lustful Itachi and Orochimaru isn't helping in the least as well. (ItaXSaso, OroXSaso, ItaXOroXSaso, and eventual DeiXSaso) -Lesson time: Sandcest. Temari and Kankurou teach Gaara a valuable lesson. Guess who's the uke? Our sexy redhead of course! (Mature fic) XxxxxxxxxxxxxxX x MOVING ON~ x XxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Fetishes-cough-I meant favourites: Anime: Naruto,Naruto Shippuuden,Fruits Basket,Ranma1/2,Prince Of Tennis,Digimon,Pokemon... Top 3 Pairings/Threesomes(SemeXUke order): -Naruto: DeidaraXSasori,KakuzuXHidan,GaaraXSasori...(You guessed it, I'm a yaoi fangirl and proud of it!) -Bleach: GinXHitsugaya,IkkakuXYumichika -Ouran High School Host Club: HikaruXKaoru,KyouyaXKaoru,TamakiXKyouya... -Fruits Basket: HatsuharuXKyou,YukiXKyou,HatsuharuXYukiXKyou... -Vampire Knight: KanameXZero,ZeroXIchiru -Prince Of Tennis: EijiXSyuusuke,SadaharuXKaidoh,EijiXTezukaXSyuusuke(I haven't found this pairing yet, but I will!...someday)... -Harry Potter: FredXGeorge,DracoXHarry x Favourite single pairings(Meaning I only love one pairing in the manga/anime) TouyaXYukito(Cardcaptor Sakura), LXLight(Death Note), ShinomiyaXIwai(Gakuen Heaven), SoujirouXAkira(Hana Yori Dango), KuroganeXFai(Tsubasa Chronicles), DoumekiXWatanuki(xxxHolic), and NakatsuXKayashima(Hana Kimi)... x Extreme manga addict I am. I can't help it! It's just that once I start reading...I can't stop! The following are my favourite mangas(Sorted by besteresterestestest to best)...You want to know why? It's 'cause they make me squeal in happiness when I read! Kyaaaaaaaaaaa~~~ x --1/2 Prince, Parasyte, Daa Daa Daa/UFO Baby, Kuroko No Basket, Fight No Akatsuki, Initial D, Ghost Only, Addicted to Curry, Hana Kimi, Ouran High School Host Club, Hana Yori Dango/Boys Over Flowers, Othello, Prince Of Tennis, Fruits Basket, Cardcaptor Sakura, Bleach, Rosario+Vampire, Ai Kora, Change 123, Death Note, Naruto Shippuuden, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Vampire Knight, Shin Daa Daa Daa, Akuma to Love Song, No Bra, Bitter Virgin, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei-- XxxxxxxxxxxxxxX A good friend: Will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" x I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Things to do in an Elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. X 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. 3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In" 5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" 7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" 8) Dont use any punctuation 9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk . 10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer. 11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 12) Sing along at the opera. 13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . 14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day . 15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. 16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. 17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!" 18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!" 19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20) Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile. it's called therapy. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxX x x Okay, that's all for now...Ja ne~! XD |
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