Author's Rant: For those who must know...I have updated WWADO! That's right, folks! (Lol that sounded hilarious. -wipes tears of laughter-) Eli-chan and Emi-chan are back! And boy are they back...Come read Chapter 19 now, peeps...!XD

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Basic facts about me:

Name: Call me Elaine!...For now (My mind is a complicated thing...And who's isn't?)

Age: 15 already...? Well! Time does fly doesn't it? ...Not.

Birthday: August 9th

Gender: Girl outside, girl/guy inside

Height: I shalt not reveal it at the moment...my innerselves forbid-ed me.

Weight: Same as above. (Damn straight, we did. Can I ask why...? No. I hate you. Love you too, dear host...)

Personality: I am emo/weird. Very much so. Beware of insanely-dangerous, corrosive information that will melt thy brain.

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Favourite quote-at-the-moment

I want her to be mad. I want her to smile…

I never wanted to see her sad expression…

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Stories I've written:

-Naruto: What We've Always Dream Of (Back in-progress...!)

-Naruto: Karaoke with the Akatsuki (Completed)

-Hana-Kimi: Everything'll Be Alright (Completed)

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Stories I would very much love to write in the near (or far) future:

Naruto

-Danna's okay: Sasori has a nightmare and Deidara tries to comfort him, but fails. A lustful Itachi and Orochimaru isn't helping in the least as well. (ItaXSaso, OroXSaso, ItaXOroXSaso, and eventual DeiXSaso)

-Lesson time: Sandcest. Temari and Kankurou teach Gaara a valuable lesson. Guess who's the uke? Our sexy redhead of course! (Mature fic)

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MOVING ON~

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Fetishes-cough-I meant favourites:

Anime: Naruto,Naruto Shippuuden,Fruits Basket,Ranma1/2,Prince Of Tennis,Digimon,Pokemon...

Top 3 Pairings/Threesomes(SemeXUke order):

-Naruto: DeidaraXSasori,KakuzuXHidan,GaaraXSasori...(You guessed it, I'm a yaoi fangirl and proud of it!)

-Bleach: GinXHitsugaya,IkkakuXYumichika

-Ouran High School Host Club: HikaruXKaoru,KyouyaXKaoru,TamakiXKyouya...

-Fruits Basket: HatsuharuXKyou,YukiXKyou,HatsuharuXYukiXKyou...

-Vampire Knight: KanameXZero,ZeroXIchiru

-Prince Of Tennis: EijiXSyuusuke,SadaharuXKaidoh,EijiXTezukaXSyuusuke(I haven't found this pairing yet, but I will!...someday)...

-Harry Potter: FredXGeorge,DracoXHarry

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Favourite single pairings(Meaning I only love one pairing in the manga/anime)

TouyaXYukito(Cardcaptor Sakura), LXLight(Death Note), ShinomiyaXIwai(Gakuen Heaven), SoujirouXAkira(Hana Yori Dango), KuroganeXFai(Tsubasa Chronicles), DoumekiXWatanuki(xxxHolic), and NakatsuXKayashima(Hana Kimi)...

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Extreme manga addict I am. I can't help it! It's just that once I start reading...I can't stop! The following are my favourite mangas(Sorted by besteresterestestest to best)...You want to know why? It's 'cause they make me squeal in happiness when I read! Kyaaaaaaaaaaa~~~

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--1/2 Prince, Parasyte, Daa Daa Daa/UFO Baby, Kuroko No Basket, Fight No Akatsuki, Initial D, Ghost Only, Addicted to Curry, Hana Kimi, Ouran High School Host Club, Hana Yori Dango/Boys Over Flowers, Othello, Prince Of Tennis, Fruits Basket, Cardcaptor Sakura, Bleach, Rosario+Vampire, Ai Kora, Change 123, Death Note, Naruto Shippuuden, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Vampire Knight, Shin Daa Daa Daa, Akuma to Love Song, No Bra, Bitter Virgin, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei--

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A good friend:

Will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
Helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?
Helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
Gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run you idiot, run!
Will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
Will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
Asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
Knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
Tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

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Things to do in an Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"

7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

8) Dont use any punctuation

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"

19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20) Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile. it's called therapy.

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Okay, that's all for now...Ja ne~! XD