The username does not lie. I'm actually quite witty.

(If you ever met you would quickly realize that I'm just a socially awkward person that enjoys making sarcastic remarks in my head, but let's just keep that between us shall we?)

Anyyyyyyyway, I'm a female, 15 (almost 16!), a sophomore, and I live in the U.S., more specifically, Iowa, country of corn. And that's basically all you need to know about Iowa. We have corn, corn, and what's that? Ah, yes, more fucking corn.

Which brings us to another excellent topic. When I upload any stories, (if I even make it that far) more likely than not, there will be profanity in them. If that's not your thing, fine, don't read. Just don't waste my time and your's by leaving an angry review that I will probably ignore. Aside from that, there probably won't be anything such as smut, since, once again, I am a very awkward human being and don't know where to begin writing such a thing, as much as I enjoy reading it. Maybe I'll try my hand at it when I'm more comfortable writing.

On the subject of what fandoms I write for, my taste ranges from gossip girl to supernatural, from Glee to Doctor Who, from Marvel to The Hunger Games. So who knows what'll show up here?

Well, I think that's about it. If you have any questions, or just want to talk, contact me on Instagram: @theonewiththefangirl, tumblr: @ibeafangirl or Twitter: @marenborer05. There's also the option of private messaging me on here, so feel free to do so.

Have a frabjous day!