Note for readers: Sorry that I haven't updated any of my stories on awhile. I lost most of Metroid Origins chapter 3 in a computer wipe. I'm working on chapter 3, but progress is slow and I have to devote some time to Necrosis and Squad 13. The current Chapter 3 of Metroid Origins is just a teaser! Not the full chapter! And to all my fans (like three people) enjoy 2012 and don't be scared by ancient Mayan myths that only amount to gibberish in the mind of educated people.

Hello, for all intents and purposes my name is *insert desired name here*

My stories will somtimes be random, somtimes oneshots, sometimes they may even be real stories with chapters :D

And please, dont feel the least bit shy to give me angry reveiws that curse my beliefs and writing styles, I will be happy to return the favor.

Though I may be new to fanfiction I am no stranger to writing...but I promise, I will make spelling and grammar errors...enjoy my mediocracy!

Favorite quotes

"If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire." -George Carlin

"You may be able to prolong your life, but it's not like you can escape your inevitable death, is it?" -Jack Krauser

"If god doesn't like the way I live, Let him tell me, not you." -Unknown

"When I was a child I had an imaginary friend to whom I talked. Then I grew up and became an atheist." -British comedian

"Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes." -George Carlin

"The moment people come to know love, they run the risk of carrying hate" -Uchiha Madara

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" -Uchiha Itachi