There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)

Minato X All of his Sekirei. With many twists and turns, and it's all thanks to a mysterious new party who's ulterior motives to all of his actions are unclear. Warning! Contains large amounts of Fourth-Wall Breaking! Also, it's my first story ever, so it's all over the place to be honest. I know it's far from my best work, but I'm sentimental about it, so I'm keeping it here.