Jenny Aeroplane
About this machine

Name: Jenny Ski
Location: Louisiana. Erm. Laissez les bon temps roulez...
Age: 14-44 (though I'll usually say five and a half quite readily)
Other More "Personal" Information: Erm...I am a person who is not unpopular and am generally liked. I've been told that I'm funny and have interesting interests, but I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean. My egotism is almost blinding me, but I have purchased some shades of empathy and a seeing-guide friend who steers me away from getting too full and falling over my glorious self. I have a pleasant demeanour but the horrible habit of looking others in the eye. I've always been confused on where or how I'm supposed to look at others, but I have a suspicion that it doesn't involve the most direct glaze. So is the trouble of my life. As you can see, my primary troubles are often ridiculous and superficial. I live in faraway Louisiana, I can make scones when I'm lucky or my mother is around badgering me about it, and the only class I've ever desired to pass was Spanish. That is me, and I am that.
Writing Livejournal: (Not friends only, and has a few fics I've been working on--a few of which have been published at my other ff.net pen name: Ego-chan.)

Random Quoting:

"The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people." -- George Bernard Shaw

"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation." -- George Bernard Shaw

"At least I should be happy if anyone found a phrase of mine worth lifting." -- T. E. Lawrence

"We have the power to bore people long after we are dead." -- Sinclair Lewis

About this Pen Name:

I am Ego-chan, and I was sort of known for my Yu-gi-ou fanfiction years ago, which now tends to embarrass me. My embarrassment, in turn, irritates those in the great battle to make me sound more confident in my writing ability. This pen name is one of mine and holds fics I don't really want to put on my other pen name out of fear of further embarrassment. It's kind of an alternate, I guess. If I'm uncertain of something's polish or accuracy, I plan to sort of dump it here to rot. I hope none of you judge too harshly, even if I tell you that I'm not trying to write well. I've been known to lie, and I stay in practise. I can be absolutly terrible about that at times.

Currently, I am feeling terrorized by the great creature that is Tsubasa fanfiction. I am only confident in publishing ridiculous things, so I don't expect that there will be too many ridiculous things here. I may even attempt the great ploy that is complete seriousness and an active effort to deliever teachings on my most important opinion. I dunno. I'm hoping I'll maybe surprise me, sort of make me exciting to myself. That would be nice.

Februrary 05 Update

a) So I've updated the bio. I am fortunate to have so much time for this right now instead of for my research paper.
b) Once, I told my brother that I was feeling very stupid over something I had done. He then told me, "You don't feel, Jenny, you act." I have begun to take this to heart.
c) Dzaidek wants to help me with my Polish. I'm sure it's so we can skip off merrily together into Warsaw to desecrate statues and such things in the name of our American stupidity and utter lack of culture. I'm not sure about him, but I posses no culture whatsoever beyond Spanish and scones. Ah yes, and Harry Potter.
d) I wrote a nice little fic for this pen name, but the I decided it was good enough for my other pen name. Go figure.
e) There's another the fic I've been itching to give you all. It's a piece of shit, but if thou shalln't shat when thou shit, then thou shit shalt spew straight from thy mouth. I'm completley certain of this. I don't even know what it means.