Joy Elies Snape
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Joined 04-01-08, id: 1540249, Profile Updated: 04-28-09
Author has written 1 story for Inuyasha.

This Is Me
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Birthplace: Florida
Eye Color: Honey Brown
Hair Color: Blond

Height: 5’4
Weight: I'll have to kill you if you ever find out
Piercing(s): Ears, once
Tattoos: Don’t see the point
Straight/Bi/Gay: Straight
Single or Taken: Single

FAVORITES
Food: Taco
Candy: Jolly Rancher
Book: Warriors series
Manga: Skip Beat
Number: 9
Color: Black, Red, Blue, Green, Silver, Gold
Animal: Fox, Wolf, Tiger, Cat, Black Panther, Cheetah
Drink: Dr. Pepper, Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Alcohol Drink: eeeeewwwwwww!!
Bagel: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: I'm, uh, allergic to guys, so, none.

This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Both
McDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: eeeeeewwwwww!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: XXXXX & OOOOO
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Love

YOUR...
Bedtime: In the summer, there is no bed time; during the school year, 9:30.
Most Missed Memory: You mean it ran away from me!?
Best physical feature: Well there’s that, then that, and of cores that (goes on long tangent then forgets question.
First Thought Waking Up: NO!! THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!!
Goal for this year: To make it through 11th grade alive.
Weakness: Your not supposed to tell those
Fears: Those either
Heritage: Stuff, IDK
Longest relationship: Month

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Need I remind…..EEEEEWWWWW!!
Ever Smoked: Double EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Pot: Look above
Ever been Drunk: Is something just not clicking?
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: No, but I sure would like to.
Ever Shoplifted: I like the satisfaction of actually saving the money and buying it.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope
Been Dumped Lately: No.

IN A GUY
Favorite Eye Color: Green/Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Black or Blond, preferably
Short or Tall: Tall
Style: Punkish with some prep with a hint of nerd.
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute: Both mixed
Drugs and Alcohol: Unless your ill, you do either and it's the door for you, buddy.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Mixed.

RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I try to forget those.
What country do you want to Visit: Japan
How do you want to Die: I have a choice now?
Been to the Mall Lately: No...
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!!
Get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Book Freak: YEP!!
Do you think your Attractive: More then others...
Believe in Yourself: I‘m working on that...
Want to go to College: No, I plan to drop out of high school. sarcasm intened Yes.
Do you Smoke: I've seen this question before... Am I going crazy?
Do you Drink: I'm not going to tell you again...
Shower Daily: Yes, except for when I take baths
Been in Love: With a real person?
Do you Sing: To my shower head and the invisible audience in my room! .
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: Yes
Have your future kids names planned out: No
Hate anyone: no

I Love quotes!! here are some of my favorits!

“To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket- safe, dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable.”

-C.S. Lewis -

“You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you. Then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…”

-Rose Walker-

What would you do to save a life?
An individual soul?
What would you do to make them smile?
And turn their heart from coal?
Would you destroy the whole wide world?
Would you harm both kin and friend?
Would you kill and maim, lie and cheat
Brake bone and spirit bend?
Would you risk you life and your ideals?
Would you directly disobey?
Would you simply watch and sadly weep
As your morals all decay?
Would you do all this and so much more,
If it would end all right?
Would you betray your every thought
With your goal so close in sight?
Would you cross the line of right and wrong?
For the line’s thinner than it seems
And if it’s for the right reasons
Does the end justify the means?

Bad times do not build character, it shows it

Beware lest you become the thing you hate

A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.

You’re scared and you’re scarred
You’re shy and afraid
You grasp any joy close
For you’re sure it will fade
You’re beaten, your bruised
You’ve run out of tears
Yet when you’re near
There’s nothing I fear
You’re certain you’re shattered
But I’ll show you affection
In your eyes you’re nothing
In mine you’re perfection.

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
- Larry Hardiman-

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge.”-Albert Einstein -

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”-Dr. Seuss -

"Nunquam lamiae morde me dice"
-- Never say bite me to a Vampire”

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”-Mark Twain -

“The reason truth is stranger than fiction is that truth has a better author.”-Stuart Taylor -

“You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.”-C.S. Lewis -

“Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained”-C.S. Lewis

“God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain” -C.S. Lewis -

“The very man who has argued you down, will sometimes be found, years later, to have been influenced by what you said” -C.S. Lewis -

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”-Oscar Wilde-

Yama nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi” meaning “No climax, No point, No meaning” creates what popular acronym amongst anime fans?” “Yaoi.” Raito answered without thinking.

Le anguille hanno rubato il mio aeroscivolante! : The eels have stolen my hovercraft!

"You know even though I was dead I still heard some of what you guys were sayin’. So then, I’m some kind of… evil vicious monster? My teacher’s have been sayin’ that for years. I thought it was just a figure of speech. (Yusuke lets out a large amount of demon energy) “You supreme evilness I am you humble servant, please a low me to do what ever it is you desire.”(says SDF guy) “Thanks weakling, but for what I desire I don’t need any help. For what I desire is ending the world and everyone in it for I am the mighty Mazokue Lord of Evil! And now, after hibernating for more then a thousand years, I will finally reveal my true form. MAHAAAHAHA! MAHAHAHAHAAA!!” (Yusuke )

"PSYCH! Man, you guys are gullible!” -Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Truth is the most powerful thing in the world, since even fiction itself must be governed by it, and can only please by its resemblance”- Anthony Ashley Cooper

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Landlocked by iesnoth reviews
What do you do when the woman you love is in love with your boss? Jim Hawkins and Ariel come together in this blending of tales full of intrigue, magic, and trans-species love.
Crossover - Treasure Planet & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,071 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 10/15/2009
A Place To Forget by Spellman reviews
Six years later, Sarah finds herself back in the Labyrinth. Only she wasn't the one who wished her there. **Rating moved to M for Chapter 12. Reader discretion advised.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,528 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
By Tomorrow's Grace by Copperscript reviews
Desperate to end the war, the All Spark chooses life amongst its creations.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Old Friends by FMWSophie reviews
They met when they were children, their mother's had died. They felt a spark, a kindredship that grew into friendship. 10 years later, when Eric takes a mute Ariel to Agrabah, something akin to recognition is ignited between the decievers. Ariel/Aladdin
Crossover - Aladdin & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,756 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Different, Yet so Alike by Cold-Hearted NightFox reviews
Kagome and Kikyou are twins going to Shikon High. Kagome likes to cross dress as a guy fooling everyone that she is a he! Sesshoumaru seems to have mix feelings between the priestess with blue eyes and a sophomore,thinking he's gay, Kagome! COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,370 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Once Upon a Time is the Beginning of Every Story by ShirouHokuto reviews
How do a duck and a boy find a happy ending? Fakir/Ahiru, Rue/Mytho in the background.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Ahiru, Fakir] - Complete
You Don't Have To Be My Boyfriend by MissCar reviews
Academy fic AU love story. Jim and Spock got together before they encountered a certain psychotic Romulan. Then how exactly did Jim still end up marooned on Delta Vega? That's a funny, sad, and complicated story.  Pairings:K/S Amanda/Sarek
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,239 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] N. Uhura, Amanda G. - Complete
The Death Line by SilverstarsEbonyskies reviews
Fang and Hiccup are warriors-in-training in rival clans. Fang is the perfect killing machine; Hiccup is a disappointment. But after Fang spares Hiccup's life in the Death Line, they forge an unlikely friendship. Hiccup will forever call him Toothless. AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,412 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Dance by FMWSophie reviews
Zuko never thought he'd be caught dead dancing or singing. Just goes to show what an excited red-head can do to a person. Post-Southern Raiders, during Ariel's Begining. One-shot.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sam Witwicky: Project Anomaly by Nude Frog reviews
Contact with both the Allspark and the Matrix does not come without consequences. Sam is going to find out that the normal teenage life he so desperately wants is far beyond his reach. Rated M. A BeexSam story.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,298 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
For Every Action by xRae Asakurax reviews
...there's a reaction. Richie always gets a tingling sensation from Virgil's electrical aura every time he touches him. Why don't other people? V/R, One-shot.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Richie/Gear, Virgil/Static - Complete
10 Impossible Things by Sammi-neechan reviews
Since defeating the Jabberwocky, Alice has come to believe four more impossible things. Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Pen by Mistel reviews
After another fight with Mamoru, Usagi gets a brilliant idea of how to use the Luna Pen next... Motoki has no idea whats headed for him, and Usagi has no idea the chaos that will insue.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,284 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6382 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 4,094 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Rescue by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot. K&S, friendship or pre-slash, as you prefer. Diplomatic parties - the bane of every high-ranking Starfleet officer.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Getting to Know You by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S. Could be taken as pre-slash or just friendship. Jim's not a science officer, but he's kind of inclined to analyse one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
My Choice: A Guardian's Veiw by Beloved Dawn reviews
Haruka notices Usagi and Sailor Moon are not as alike as others seem to think. Sequel to My Choice. Haruka's thoughts on her good friend.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
My Choice by Beloved Dawn reviews
No one else changes personalities when they henshin. So why is Usagi so different? Her inner musings after Rubeus kidnapps the senshi. Based loosely off of her comments on the balcony, but with an added knowledge.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Interlude by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
The One is a dead man walking. Smith/Neo.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Smith, A., Neo - Complete
Blindsided by Hiruma Musouka reviews
Because even geniuses can miss the blatantly obvious. UraIchi. "Urahara Kisuke knew that he had… issues."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Silence by XxStarryxxSkyxX reviews
Light is annoyed by L, so he decides to take matters into his own hands to restore the silence he so craves. Shonen-ai, oneshot. T for safety.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Distractions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The djinn flopped backwards, rearranging his puppet's toned body and dark hair in a sexy sprawl on his master's desk. “Why?” the demon pressed, voice husky with suggestion. “Do you find this distracting?” [BartxNate. For Unknown Fool. CRUDE JOKES.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
On The Seventh Day, God Made Gravy by sabrinaw reviews
Kagome's mad and not talking. So, Sesshoumaru decides to try and make her talk, the only way he knows how: By reading her mind. Literally.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
My Experiment by ShadowsWeaver1 reviews
Pheromones: any chemical that has an effect on physiology or behavior. My name is Kagome Higurashi, and this is my experiment.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 118,534 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Same by Narsus reviews
Why does Smith hate Neo so much? [slashy - not too much though]
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Smith, A., Neo
Inuyasha Karaoke Dance Party reviews
The title says it all! Inuyasha with a hint of Shrek. Utter crack!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Inuyasha - Complete