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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

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Age: Highschooler.

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Fave book: Saving Francesca, by Melina Marchetta.

Fave movie: The Chipmunk Adventure, Shrek, Cars, Spiderman 2, etc.

Fanfiction: From Harry Potter to The Bartimaeus Trilogy to Naruto ( --which is where I am now, again) to Full Metal Alchemist to Final Fantasy VII and VIII to Eragon.

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
We'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends...


Random comment:

January 1, 2008-

Happy New Year, everyone! For the new year, I resolve to... procrastinate less! Which means... more, and faster, updating! Yay!!! At the moment, I'm obsessed with Kyou Kara Maou, but I finished season 2, so I'll have time to update Match! Heheh, you can always tell which series I'm into at the moment by how much I talk about it (Naruto, Kyou Kara Maou, and FFVII seem to be the top contenders, judging by my excessive rants on them in my profile). But really, I don't know why KKM receives so little attention. Perhaps it's 'cause it's pretty much shonen-ai, though there's no physical contact or romantic interaction between the main pairing. GRRRR... (STRANGLES YUURI FOR BEING STUPID) I'm just glad there'll be a season 3, though! YEAHHHH!!!! It's supposed to be out in April of this year, which seemed like such a long time to go just a few hours ago (think about it- if it's December 31st, 2007, and someone tells you you won't get something until April 2008, doesn't it seem much longer than if it were January 1st, 2008, and someone tells you you'll get it in April? I think my mind just did a mental calendar-skip thing). In the meantime, we get some out-of-order OVAs (I just realized they were out of order. -_-), with lots of yummy fanservice! (Fangirl senses tingling!) I just hope someone puts up the subbed version of OVA #3 soon! I know what's going on, but I want to see it with subs, so I won't have to think so much!

The Marriage Circle- Some Kyou Kara Maou goodness for YuuRam fans such as myself. And no, it's not a romantic AMV- it's actually an ingenious parody of the duel scene from Episode 2 (or was it 3?). Tangentrain, you are a brilliant mastermind. _

Naruto Randomness- And since I haven't forgotten about Naruto and my personal favorite pairing, SasoxDei, here's a parody from that fandom, by the equally brilliant Fioriparty. Cheers!

And before I leave to go celebrate, here's another random thought. Takahiro Sakurai amazes me. Yes, he does, yes he does. I knew he was the voice of Akasuna no Sasori. Then I heard him sing, which gave me so many ideas for SasoxDei parodies, lol. Then, I found out, while watching KKM, that he makes the voice of Shibuya Yuuri as well. O.O Coincidence? Yah, really strange, since he happens to be the seiyuu for both semes in my TTP (two true pairings) of the moment. Whoaaa...


Favorite characters:

Anime:

Kyou Kara Maou!-

Anissina von Khrennikov, Shibuya Yuuri, Wolfram von Bielefeld, Gwendal von Walde/Voltaire, Hamano Jennifer (WAHAHAHA!!!), Murata Ken (Murata amuses me to no end. XD), Konrad Weller, Greta, Geigen Huber, Gunter von Christ, Cheri von Spitzberg, Grie Yozak, Gisela, Dorcas, the maids, Beatrice, Nicola, Elle, Shinou...

-O.O Did I just list off nearly the entire cast of KKM? Indeed, I think I did! I would've listed the rest of them, too, but I can't recall them at the moment. I just know this show has such a colorful cast, I can't help but like them all! Even Stoffel's funny, and he's supposed to be a "lame villain". I did attempt to list them in the order I like them best, though, so Anissina won the top spot! WOOT! Crazy feminists all the way!!!

Full Metal Panic!-

Melissa Mao, Kurz Weber, Tessa Testarossa- I love the military, and I love this team the same way I love Roy Mustang's team in FMA. :D

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya-

Itsuki Koizumi- Kyon is sarcastic and wicked funny, but this guy just has a laid-back, cheerful demeanor that appeals to me.

Bleach-

Urahara Kisuke- He is just SO hilarious!

Kurosaki Yuzu- She's so adorable! I love her haircut, her style, her voice, and her overall character!

Full Metal Alchemist-

Maes Hughes- Absolute favorite FMA character- he's wonderful comic relief, he's a sweetheart, and I was very sorry when he died.

Roy Mustang- He's hot. End of story. Okay, maybe not. He's also funny and cute. ;)

Riza Hawkeye- I LOVE Riza! She's a role model for women everywhere, AND she's pretty to boot!

Edward Elric- I guess I should include him, since I found him to be a great main character, and the scenes with him and Roy were always enjoyable.

Greed- I had to put Greed in here, since he was my favorite homunculus, and it's sad that he had to be the first to die, since many of the others were freaky and deserved to die!

Naruto-

Nara Shikamaru- I find it amazing how he can remain perfectly calm and relaxed even during the height of a battle, and his laziness and surprising attack plans are always extremely entertaining

Hatake Kakashi- Gotta love that Icha Icha Paradise. Heeheehee... It's just nice that aside from being hot, he's also got a great sense of humor

Sabaku no Temari- My absolute favorite kunoichi. Somehow, this always comes as a surprise- most people expect me to like Tenten best. Tenten's a great character, but I don't think even she can beat our girl Temari.

Deidara- I loved his character even back when he only appeared in the manga and I thought he was a pretty girl. (What? It was GAARA who deceived me!) Anyway, I've always felt he has an explosive personality, and he's very exciting to watch.

Akasuna no Sasori- I like his idea of art better than Deidara's, and he's just plain SEXY, but when it comes down to personality, I think he loses a bit to Dei. It's just like the thing with Kyon and Itsuki- Kyon's cool, but Itsuki's my favorite.

Tenten- I like her best out of the Konoha kunoichi 'cause I felt that even back then, she was the only one who seemed right for her all-male team.

Inuyasha-

Sesshoumaru- Aside from being the hottest guy in Inuyasha, he's also mysterious, cold, strong- and yet I believe he's a total softie at heart. XD

Sango- YEAH! GIRL POWER! Sango sparked my interest as soon as I saw her in the THEME SONG of Inuyasha, Season 1, and ever since then, she's been my favorite female character. She can kick butt AND win the heart of a comical womanizer!

Miroku- Said comical womanizer. XD This guy is so perverted it's humorous to watch him flirt with woman after woman, and yet still remain loyal to Sango.

Cowboy Bebop-

Spike Spiegel- O. M. Gee. I think this is the first main character of a series that's also been my favorite character. I actually had to debate between him and Faye, but Spike won in the end, 'cause he's dashing, laid-back, and knows how to appreciate a good joke. Plus, his Bruce Lee-ish fighting skills are so great. :)

Faye Valentine- Despite the fact that she's a femme fatale, and dresses like a total slut, I still find her to be a very refined, very incredible person. She's alluring, sharp, and can fight well. Plus, her ability to remain unfazed when kidnapped is shocking. And funny. :D

Jet Black- WOOT! I always have a spot in my heart for the father/captain/sensei figure amongst the crew- any crew. He's not much older than Faye and Spike, but he's experienced and a great character overall.

I, My, Me! Strawberry Eggs-

Himejima Fujio- YEAH! BLACK BELT IN AIKIDO!!!!! HIGH FIVE I loved Fujio's no-nonsense attitude towards boys and romantic relationships. She was refreshing, compared to the other Anime schoolgirls. Too bad she fell for Fukae in the end, though I was rooting for their relationship, since I knew it was inevitable that she'd like him eventually, and it was only good that he return her feelings as well. I even got mad at Fuko for getting in the way.

Baa-chan (I forgot her name)- Crazy grandma lady with a huge gun and insane motorcycle driving skills! What could be better? She's always there to save the day and hatch tomorrow's plot. Though I felt part of her coolness vanished once she revealed her deep, dark secret at the end of the series.

Hibiki Amawa- I guess I have to include him, though he's definitely not in my top favorites. He was a great character, though, and it was only because of him that this little series held together in the first place, so he deserves some recognition for it.

Studio Ghibli Films-

Howl, from Howl's Moving Castle- Effeminate and downright crazy, but I love the guy. He's just so... smooth. XD

Lady Eboshi, from Princess Mononoke- She's power-hungry and a tree-killer, but you've got to admire her wit and guts. And she's a dynamic character, so I'm not just admiring someone's ability to cook up evil schemes here.

And there's other characters, but I'm too tired to list them here.

Pairings I support:

Anime:

Kyou Kara Maou!- YuurixWolfram (first time I've shipped 2 pairings from 2 different fandoms at O!), HuberxNicola, GwendalxAnissina, DonxCheri, GwendalxGunter, etc.

Full Metal Panic!- SousukexKaname, KurzxMelissa

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya- KyonxHaruhi, KyonxMikuru, KoizumixYuki, KoizumixMikuru

Bleach- IchigoxRukia, IshidaxInoue, RenjixRukia, etc.

Full Metal Alchemist- RoyxRiza. Oh yah, EdxWinry's okay, too. =D

Naruto- SasorixDeidara (despite not being into yaoi, I find this couple to be an exception, 'cause they can pull off the whole seme/uke thing pretty well. ;) , NejixTenten, NarutoxHinata, InoxShikamaruxTemari, SasukexSakura, ItachixTemari (yeah yeah, hardly anyone supports them, but w/e), TobixKonan (crack pairing! WOOT!) etc.

Inuyasha- InuyashaxKagome, MirokuxSango, SesshoumaruxKagura, KougaxAyame

Cowboy Bebop- FayexSpike

I, My, Me! Strawberry Eggs- AkiraxFujio

Studio Ghibli Films- All the original pairings basically.

Aaaand some other Anime that I watched and most likely never finished (with the exception of Escaflowne), and am too lazy to comment on right now...

Books:

Eragon- MurtaghxNasuada (old obsession), EragonxArya (And I don't care what you say; I think Arya's a great character even if she IS almost perfect in appearance and skills!)

Bartimaeus Trilogy- NathanielxKitty, JohnxJane

Harry Potter- DracoxHermione, RonxHermione, BlaisexGinny, HarryxGinny

Lord of the Rings- Errr... I guess the canon pairings are fine.

The Song of the Lioness- JonathanxAlanna! And I can't remember the other pairings I supported for this fabulous series. :(

Protector of the Small- NealxKeladry

Games:

Final Fantasy VII- VincentxYuffie (YUFFENTINE! Teehee!), AerisxCloudxTifa (I like both Aeris AND Tifa, so I'm happy no matter who Cloud goes with. But if I had to pick ONE, I might favor CloudxTifa, since Aeris is dead. -_-), aaaaand... who else is in FFVII that can be paired, anyways? HMM... RenoxElena? Yah, that's it. =D

Final Fantasy VIII- IrvinexSelphie! And I guess SquallxRinoa (I mean, their relationship kind of IS the game's plot, isn't it? -_-), and SeiferxQuistis! I really like SeiferxQuistis! Oh, and I think Zell ought to go with that girl from the library, since he likes her so much. ;


Pairings I dislike (and why):

Anime:

Kyou Kara Maou!-

KonradxYuuri- (ANGRY GLARE) No! Absolutely not! At first, I thought this was the most likely pairing (season 1 was so misleading), since Yuuri and Konrad seemed obsessed with each other, but then I realized Konrad was more into Julia than Yuuri, and after Julia died, he only protected Yuuri as a younger brother or son (which makes the idea of this pairing seem kind of disturbing). Plus, Yuuri's mom seems to see Konrad as a family friend, a godfather-figure, and near the end of the Anime (spoiler!), Yuuri calls Konrad "big brother" while running off to save Wolfram, and Konrad seems very happy about it. :)

KonradxWolfram- O.O (COMPLETE, UTTER SHOCK) How did this happen? The only relationship these two have is that of two brothers, and even that relationship's a bit messed up, since Wolfram looks down on/distrusts Konrad for not telling him about the half-human thing. I think it's funny how Gwendal treats Wolfram like a bratty little brother (which he is), and Konrad says little brothers will always be cute, no matter how old they get. It's ironic that Wolfram only calls Gwendal "big brother", and not Konrad, though.

KonradxJulia- No, I am not anti-Konrad. I just don't like the idea of him being paired up with any of these people. Actually, KonradxJulia's okay, 'cause I did spend half the Anime thinking they were a secret couple, but after Julia reveals that she loved Adelbert after all, I felt Konrad and Julia didn't really have a romantic relationship. Maybe they really did see each other as just close friends/siblings. And the fact that most KonradxJulia pairings involve Konrad loving Julia indirectly, through Yuuri (Anti- KonradxYuuri here!), kind of annoys me. (Eye twitch)

WolframxAnybody other than Yuuri- 'Cause Wolfram reminds me of the beautiful-angry-girlfriend character that shows up in most comedies, and I don't think he'd behave that way unless Yuuri was really his first love. I especially can't stand WolframxPast lover, even if it culminates in eventual YuuRam. The idea of Wolfram being torn between his past love and Yuuri is just so foreign. Though for some reason YuurixSomeone else and then Wolfram doesn't annoy me as much, probably 'cause Yuuri has a tendency to go off and think that he likes someone else until he realizes he belongs with Wolfram, being the "idiotic wimp" that he is. :D

Full Metal Alchemist-

RoyxEd- Why? Uh, I don't like yaoi pairings other than SasoxDei, 'cause I find it strange that characters that are so obviously straight (and are paired with canon females in the actual show) can suddenly turn gay with each other? Though, IF Roy were a bit younger, or Ed a bit older, and I wasn't anti-yaoi, then these two'd make an okay couple, I guess. O.o

AlxWinry- Are there AlxWinry pairings out there? I think so. And I don't really support them 'cause I think of Al as a little kid, and Winry's like his older sister more than his potential girlfriend.

HavocxRiza- If Roy didn't exist, then maybe. But he does, so he belongs with Riza. Havoc's just a funny office buddy. =)

RoyxWinry- I don't see this pairing often, but I saw fanart for it! So that means it must exist! Oh boy, I think I'd prefer Roy and ED over this one!

Naruto-

DeixTobi- -_- Nothing against Tobi's character personally- I actually like him a lot, as long as he's not actually being paired up with Deidara. I just don't see how this couple could be. You might say that DeixTobi can only be as bizarre as SasoxDei (older, annoyed, stronger guy with a bratty loudmouth), but I beg to differ. The main reason SasoxDei succeeds as a pairing (and DeixTobi fails, in my eyes) is because Sasori and Deidara share a connection, a bond, one that never seems to form between Deidara and Tobi. They both loved art, and even if Deidara wasn't as strong as Sasori, he was still special in his own right. Then again, this might also be because I'm pretty much anti-yaoi aside from my love of the SasoxDei pairing. Not that that's a bad thing, of course. I can accept other yaoi pairings that happen to appear in a SasoxDei fic, but the only fics I'll read with a yaoi pairing as the main pairing are SasoxDei fics. In a way, I guess I'm prejudiced against any pairing that's not my favorite (note criticisms and rants against other pairings below). :D

NejixSakura- Sakura already has too many guys to consider, and I feel Neji belongs with no one but Tenten. TENTEN! I'm a huge supporter of NejixTen, so I HATE this pairing with a passion =/

SasukexHinata- Does Sasuke even know who Hinata is? O.o Even though I don't HATE this pairing (some authors managed to convince me these two MIGHT be meant for each other), I still feel there is no way it could happen, so I don't support it.

GaaraxSakura- Again, Sakura gets paired up with way too many guys! Though I guess it makes more sense now that she saved his brother AND helped get him back by teaming up with Chiyo to kill Sasori.

KakashixSakura- =O!!! Like, O-M-G! They're fricken, like, 14 years apart, ya know? WHOA, this pairing's bad. It forced me to morph into valley-girl mode! EEP! Anyways, I'm not against people dating older guys or anything, but there's sort of a limit on it. I'd say 8 years (nyuk nyuk, just watch; I'm going to watch some anime where this pairing I love features people 10+ years apart and I'm going to feel like a hypocrite) at the most. Though I know some people in real life who are more than 10 years apart, and yet are still living together happily. Whatever floats your boat, I guess... as for me, I think falling in love with your sensei is just so wrong... not to mention, Sakura's in love with Sasuke and there's tons of guys for her that are her age. This pairing's extremely unrealistic, in addition to being wrong. Ugh...

ItachixSakura- Itachi's one of those few characters that I feel should be left alone. As in single-alone. Though I do tolerate ItachixAnko and ItachixTemari (weird, absurd, crack, you're crazy, kid, I know, I know...).

ItachixHinata- Why does everyone pair Hinata and Sakura up with random people? It's just so weird...

GaaraxHinata- Cute, in a way. But just so unrealistic and practically impossible. -

NarutoxSasuke- Like, ew. I just can't STAND this pairing. And what's worse, I see it on almost every single page of Naruto fanfiction! GAH!

NarutoxGaara- Okay, I know Naruto saved Gaara and all, but... I don't Gaara'd fall in love with him for it. It's just too absurd. Almost like GaaraxLee. Shudder

GaaraxLee- There was that one episode. The one where Gaara comes to Lee's rescue. But I think he only did it 'cause Tsunade asked him to, and he owed Naruto a favor. I admit that for one fleeting second, Gaara did look scared/worried that Lee was hurt, and I remember thinking that this is probably one of the little reasons why people love this pairing so much. Hmm... Not to mention, Gaara and Lee don't really have anyone to be paired with. Still, I don't think that's a good enough reason to pair them up with each other.

NarutoxNeji- What's the reasoning behind this one? O.O If it's 'cause Naruto saved Neji, then that means Naruto'd be going out with every other person in Konoha or something! Not to mention he'd have a long-distance relationship with Gaara in addition to that! AWK!

NejixLee- Can someone PLEASE explain to me why rivalries between boys are so appealing when it comes to pairings?! It's the same with RoyxEd! They fight, argue, kiss- GAH!

SasorixSakura- Everyone seems convinced that there might have been SOME one-sided attraction between Sasori and Sakura that was evident during their fight, but all I recall is Sasori talking to his grandma and calling Sakura a kid throughout, and only communicating with her near the end, where she asked him about Sasuke. Hmm... you may argue that he calls Deidara a brat/kid all the time, too, but in Sakura's case, he really does see her as just a little kid, so it'd be strange to pair him up with her.

DeidaraxSakura- Again with the EverybodyxSakura thing! I actually think Deidara has even less of a chance of falling in love with Sakura than Sasori does! Yeesh! I suppose he COULD encounter her while trying to get revenge for Sasori. Though in that case, wouldn't he just end up fighting her for a very long time, the way he did with Naruto? Why do people always assume that certain characters might fall in love with each other while trying to get revenge? I watched Return of the Condor Heroes, where the couple in question weren't even trying to get revenge on each other, and they still didn't stay together, 'cause they knew it wouldn't work out if they married the enemy. That's probably the most realistic thing I've ever seen done in a series before, and I liked it, even if I was sorry that they had to settle with just being friends. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that DeixSaku is simply unreasonable. That's all.

OrochimaruxTsunade- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! That pedophile Orochimaru?!?!?! With the cool and amazing Tsunade?! Though I do admit, I read a fic once (it's in my favorites, I think) that cast Orochimaru in a good light, and for a few days, I actually thought OrochimaruxTsunade was a pretty good idea. Now I just get freaked out when I think about it.

Inuyasha-

KagomexSesshoumaru- Please. She's like a KID compared to him. Sesshoumaru's coldness can only go well with someone like... say, Kikyo. If Kikyo hadn't DIED, that is. -_-

InuyashaxKikyo- Well, they're OKAY, and it's sweet and all... but it's not going to work out. Face it, after that mess with that jerk Naraku, their relationship is never going to be the same again. Plus, as a Kagome fan, I support Inuyasha and Kagome, not Kikyo.

KougaxKagome- No, no, no, and NO. It's FUNNY to watch Kouga obsess over her, but he should just realize that he and Kagome were not meant to be, and go back to Ayame, who is just as cute and talented and who actually likes him back.

NarakuxANYBODY- WTH? You can't pair that BLEEP with one of the Inuyasha girls! They're all too pretty and too good for him =O!

Books:

Harry Potter-

HarryxHermione- Uh uh. They're like siblings! There'd be absolutely no chemistry between them and it'd never work out.

HermionexFred or George- - Again, it's more of a sibling thing, and they're not even that close!

HarryxDraco- SOBS AND BANGS HEAD ON WALL

SnapexHermione- UHHHHHHHHH... I really don't know what to say this one. I'm speechless. And that's not a good thing. O.O

Eragon-

MurtaghxEragon- BLEAGH! The thought is sickening! It's slash AND incest! If there's anything worse than slash, it's INCEST. I can't believe this pairing even exists! I think Paolini ought to have never revealed the fact that Murtagh and Eragon are even related! Then the MurtaghxEragon fics wouldn't be incest, and I'd be spared from further disgust at the idea.

DurzaxAnyone in the original story- ... No comment on this one. I just can't seem to spot a connection between Durza and any of the other characters. I mean, he kind of died in the first book, and even then, the only person of the opposite sex that he had any association with was ARYA, and he was torturing her, so I don't think a relationship is really possible here...

Games:

Final Fantasy VII-

VincentxLucretia- Why not? They're so obviously in love, right? WRONG! Lucretia may have feelings for Vincent, but the fact is, she's DEAD, and before she died, she was married to the guy that turned Vincent into some freaky experiment, and she CHOSE that life, too! I DO NOT like Lucretia, so if Vincent's going to go with anybody, it's gonna be YUFFIE! And that's FINAL! (Yah, yah, call me biased, unreasonable, whatever! I think Yuffentine is the way to go!)

VincentxShelke- SHELKE?! SHELKE?!?!?! In a way, this may even be worse than VincentxLucretia! At least VincentxLucretia makes sense. To me, Shelke is just someone Vincent agreed to watch over, and just because Lucretia kind of went into her in the end, I still don't think that means this pairing should happen! She's only ten! That makes Vincent a pedophile! (I know, she's actually older than Yuffie, but she's in the body of a ten-yr-old! That makes Vincent over fifty, you say? Well, you, my friend, are WRONG. Vincent may be a fifty-something-year-old in a twenty-seven-year-old's body, but he spent thirty of those years SLEEPING, so he's only spent twenty-seven of his years actually LIVING. That makes him... twenty seven years old. :D As for Shelke, she's in a ten-year-old's body, but she was awake all those twenty years, so in reality, she's twenty. Confusing? Hehe...) And some people may say they understand each other because they were both experimented on, but I don't see how that can lead to a relationship. O.o

VincentxTifa- Hehe, see a pattern here? That's right, I am a person who won't tolerate Vincent with anyone other than Yuffie! It's not that I hate Tifa or anything; she's actually one of my favorite characters. But these two people are both meant to be with someone else, so away with this pairing! (It's like NejixSakura. They're both meant to be with somebody else. =D)

SephirothxAeris- HUH? How did THIS happen? O.O

CloudxYuffie- Cloud is Tifa (or Aeris)'s man; he doesn't need another woman. Yuffie belongs with Vincent. That's all.

CidxVincent- UHHHH... (I don't see why this pairing's so popular. I mean, I know people like yaoi and all, but why Cid and Vincent?)

And that's not it; there's countless other pairings I dislike in FFVII, but I don't feel like going into them all right now...


And now, the section where I defend certain characters that I feel get bashed too often (or are disliked for the wrong reasons, or something like that. Yah, yah, tons of people have this up, but I feel I must speak my opinion about other characters that get bashed and might not have been covered yet!)

1. ARYA, from The Inheritance Trilogy- I don't really get why she gets bashed so much! I know she's hotter than a supermodel, more skilled with fighting and swifter than the most talented of men, a princess of the elves, an important character, AND is adored by the title character, BUT... here's the reason why people are wrong in justifying their hatred of this really quite interesting character! They say she's a Mary-Sue. Well, I don't think this is the right thing to call her, since Sues are usually created by obsessed fangirls who want to insert themselves into stories so they can get paired with their lust objects and be cool and all. Arya is quite the opposite. She's a canon character, created by the male author for his main character. Not only is she not the main subject in the story, but she also plays a minimal part in the first book. A Sue is someone who appears usually from the very beginning, someone who most of the male characters fall in love with at first sight, who is described in extensive detail, is gorgeous, has the best weapons, is all-around perfect, is loved by all, etc. (Okay, sorry I just wasted your time with a description of a Sue, which everyone except the Sue-thors knows about, it seems) Arya does not appear until halfway through the book, and then only in Eragon's dreams. She is rescued in the later parts, and Eragon is very fond of her. HOWEVER, while the other male characters are awed by her beauty (I mean, come on, hotter than a supermodel!), they do not fall madly in love with her! In fact, Murtagh, the other main male character, only says "She's beautiful!" when he sees Arya, while he spends a whole paragraph praising Nasuada's beauty, appearance, etc. Not very Sue-ish to me. And while Arya IS described a bit extensively, it's mainly for effect; It's obvious who the concentration is on. And nowhere does it say she is loved by all! In fact, I remember Orik even having a certain dislike for her early in the second book. And WOW, I never realized I like Arya that much! I just spent a whole long paragraph defending her! That's longer than the amount I spent denouncing the evils of VincentxAnyone other than Yuffie! To tell you the truth, Arya is not my favorite female character; Nasuada is. I just decided Arya is more worthy of my defense, since Nasuada's cool and not Sue-ish in the least. =D

2. TENTEN, from Naruto- Okay, I wasn't going to write this at all, but some things just came up that convinced me Tenten deserves much more credit than she gets! While I admit that the Tenten-bashing is nowhere near the level of bashing that Sakura received in the first part of Naruto, it still gets on my nerves, since she is one of my favorite characters. Back in part 1, Sakura was the "weakling" out of the 4 Konoha kunoichi, so most people concentrated their annoyance on her, but now that she's been recruited by Tsunade, all of a sudden, people start singling Tenten out as a weak, unskilled ninja, which is NOT TRUE. In fact, I see it as the exact opposite. There are several reasons why people usually dislike Tenten. 1. She never beats anyone worth mentioning. Well, you know what? MASASHI KISHIMOTO NEVER BOTHERED TO GIVE HER A LAST NAME. He obviously intended for her to be a "filler" to complete the Neji-Lee team, but giving her a detailed backstory would make that team too prominent in comparison to all the other supporting teams ('cause think about it- if Tenten had a last name and history, that would mean the series has to devote more episodes than they already have to Team Gai, and all of a sudden, Sasuke-Naruto-Sakura would seem much less cool -_-). Tenten is merely a supporting character, and isn't one of the bigger ones, like Neji and Shikamaru or even Hinata (though I still think Kishimoto could at least give her a last name- I mean, come on! He even gave some of the filler characters full names, and Tenten's just Tenten? Unless he intends to do something more with this concept...), so Kishimoto decided not to give her her own episode. If he doesn't show her missions and her battles, then obviously we can't see her fight, and it would make perfect sense why she's never 'beaten anyone worth mentioning'! 2. Fine, but she still sucks at fighting. -_- Seriously, people do not look at things in the right perspective. Tenten hasn't had any major, whole-episode-long battles, but that's because her battles are not yet relevant to the main plot. As a ninja, she's pretty much the cream of the crop. During the Chuunin exams, she lost to Temari, but showed exceptional skill during the other challenges. Her eye for detail is especially noteable, and even if she may not pwn everyone else in a fight, she could be useful for many other things. 3. She's just like Sakura, a burden to her team. EXCUSE ME? I'll admit that Sakura was a burden to her team before, and she was never one of my favorites (though she's still pretty cool), but comparing Tenten to her? It's unimaginable! It's true that she is the weakest out of her teammates. But so is Sakura (yes, even now). And Hinata. And Ino. And unlike some of the others, her teammates are Hyuuga Neji and Rock Lee, who have always been extremely strong and talented! That's a lot to live up to! What matters is that she manages to keep up with them during missions, and never before have I seen her slow her team down or get in their way, even during fights where she was losing. She can hold her own with the boys, but because she's not shown enough, most people assume that she's weak. Even when she was lost on her own out on the cliffs in Episode 142 (I think) she didn't bother to wait for Neji and Lee or even to call for help. She managed to fend off the attacker on her own, even if it took her a while to get away. I don't remember Sakura ever truly fighting on her own, except during the Chuunin exams, and even I found that unfair, since Naruto pretty much helped her out. -_- While Sakura stood in shock during so many episodes I lost count (and had to wait for Sasuke/Naruto to run and shove her out of the way, injuring themselves and resulting in agonizingly long shots of their suffering faces), Tenten zoomed around and fought very efficiently along with her teammates. She possesses more confidence in herself than the other kunoichi, and that's what I think is so great about her character. The Shippuuden arc gave her more screen time, but resulted in more bashing, since now Sakura is unbelievably strong (to the point where it's almost unreal, since she pretty much equaled Tsunade after only 3 years) and confident, while Tenten has remained pretty much the same. Does this make her weak? No! Maybe in comparison to Sakura now, but hey, even Naruto was awed at her immense power, remember? And then there's the reason that annoys me the MOST about Tenten haters. 4. She can't be paired with Neji! She's not good enough for him_ It's like Sakura/Winry/every-other-female-character-that-was-bashed-for-being-a-possible-girlfriend-for-the-many-Anime-bishounen-out-there all over again. One viewer I saw made an interesting comment: that Tenten is random and doesn't have that much character (probably since she doesn't get enough SCREEN TIME!), plus she's a very typical teenage girl (Masashi mentioned himself that she was one of his favorites, despite the fact that he didn't give her a last name, because she was "real", and I think he said "laid-back, relaxed, cool" but I'm not sure. In fact, I distinctly remember him saying that she was the one he'd want to DATE, but that could have been a different mangaka. O.o), and therefore she shouldn't be matched with Neji, who is stoic and freakishly quiet, because they wouldn't generate much romance/humor on-screen. Well, at least that was kind of logical (the person then went on to explain why Lee would be a better match for Tenten. See? No bashing needed:D), unlike the many other Neji fangirls out there who are just in shock that their Neji, their mysterious bishounen, could ever be be paired with anyone as worthless as the girls in the Naruto series! - Well, I'll tell you something. I'M a Neji fangirl myself (how can you not be? That young man is so DROOL-WORTHY!), but you don't see ME getting mad every time Tenten or Hinata or some other girl touches him (though I WAS pissed off to see only him, Lee, Naruto and SAKURA in the new Shippuuden theme song. Where's TENTEN=O Yah, you're right, I'm a NejixTen fangirl more, I guess). It's just ridiculous how people view these pairings, though. Not just NejixTenten. With SasukexSakura, it was annoying, too. People hated Sakura because she was worthless (I thought she was a burden), but I bet the hatred was fueled even more by the fact that she and Sasuke were such a potential couple (even more than NejixTen, ShikaxTem, NARUxHINA!)!!! Please, people, if you're going to go hate a character, at least hate her for a very good reason. I don't care if you don't like Tenten as much as I do, but bashing her for the reasons I mentioned above? It's absurd.

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My Disjointed Life by Pendrum reviews
Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,664 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 12/28/2005
Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 228,950 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Dear Spock by MissCar reviews
A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,758 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
To Each Her Own Womanizing Cowboy by Sister Deathscythe reviews
Spike is acting strange. After accidentally inhaling a weird gas, Spike is hitting on girls left, right, and center! Faye isn't happy about that, but when Spike starts hitting on her, she can't resist!...Or will she play a game of her own? COMPLETE
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,948 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Spike S., Faye V. - Complete
Could do Without by bleueyz reviews
Yuffie contemplates what she could do without. And ends up trying to convince herself Vincent is one of them. Yuffentine. After DoC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 56,493 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
But I Don't Like Boys? by Shukumei-of-another-world reviews
Yuuram. Now that Shin Makoku is safe from evil hands, what is a demon king to do? Get married? But he's going to have to fall in love with his fiancee first, even if he is a boy. Includes lots of firsts, a nervous Yuri, and plotting family members.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,450 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB.
In The Face Of Anger by Daikaio reviews
Yuuri wants to understand the true meaning behind his fiancé's often irrational accusations. Yuuri&Wolfram, Yuuri's POV. ON HIATUS
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,898 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB.
Rock Star by cable69 reviews
-You punched. The president. In the face. During your live. Television. Interview. With him.- Kirk, as a journalist. Spock, as a musician. Their budding romance. A modern AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6382 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 4,094 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Poor Spock by MissJesselle reviews
Rumor has it that Kirk and Spock are an item.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
To Influence a Good King by AmoreBlack reviews
Being married to the King had its perks, but who knew that Yuuri's dark side was so... er, dark? YUURAM, Humor and lots of pervertedness
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007
Nocturna by LaylaBinx reviews
The difference a nightmare can make. Chuck/Casey slash :D Extreme fluff!
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Engaged! by clickieNE reviews
Tenten is getting married! But to who? Neji worries and wont stop until he finds out who the lucky bastard is! yay! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,900 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Sisters CLAMP Fairy Tales: Tsubasa Edition! by flo-bizet reviews
The group has been sucked into a book of fairy tales and must go through each story until they can get Sakura's feather! Oh, what merriment they shall have! Bit of a parody, as well. Chapter 8: The Frog Prince!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,443 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007
To the Edge by Orenda reviews
Yuuri introduces Wolfram to a hammock, and almost gets more than what he bargined for. Wolfram/Yuuri
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The World of Naruto by shadowfangirl reviews
chapter 33 up, It's the quirky, random, and lovable world of Naruto. Sasuke s is as weird as ever, Kankuro is still drooling over Nicole, Kisame is still dumb, Itachi is still in a mood, and Lee is still as gay as ever. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,075 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
黒い by Maeleene reviews
It came as a mighty shock to Wolfram when the tailor draped yards of satin black over him, and all the while, Yuuri sat on the bed in their room, a carefree grin on his face. Did he not understand the implications? -Very slight Yuuram.-
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Missy, I'll Make a Girl Out of You by Ruru Kitsuneko reviews
Sasuke gets enrolled by Itachi in an all girls school as a practical joke. Itachi's betting he won't last four years without turning gay. Can Sasuke prove him wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,929 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
chocolate and mistletoe by Bogizan89 reviews
Christmas oneshot. Yuri has a little christmas present for Wolfram.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Life's Delusions by YaoiRocks reviews
Life is a delusion. Your thoughts and reality are completely different things. They show you different ideas and dreams. If reality shows you something against your mind…do you accept it or let it go as a unfulfilled dream? SasoDei lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2007 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
Yuuri's Bad Day by susiichan reviews
Yuuri knew it was going to be a bad day the moment he awoke, with his head underneath Wolfram's nightgown and no idea how it got there. Yuuram. Complete Crackfic.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Akatsuki Power Outage by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki is officially moved in to their new home! But what happens when an exciting, fun filled game night turns in to a big storm that knocks out the power? Can they survive this or will someone end up in the emergency room before the night is over?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The King Dances by jellybeanfactory reviews
Niwa wants a tradition established in Bell Liberty School. Kaoru resists.
Gakuen Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/25/2007
Just Because Fluffy Said So by Em-uh-li reviews
Chapter 23: Rin gets a Wii, and has way to much fun. Jakken ghost attacks Fluffy in the tub! Kind of.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,878 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
MatchMaker Yuffie by Acrimony reviews
Yuffie Kisaragi has a mission. Her Mission: Hook up Vincent And Tifa before Valentine's Day. But what if in the end Yuffie discovers something else? Perhaps, she doesn't exactly want them to be together... Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,023 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Forbidden Heir by AgiVega reviews
What can a magician do if her lover starts to neglect her for his filthy commoner wife? Jane Farrar is on the warpath, John and Kitty Mandrake, beware! AU
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,951 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Konoha Ninja Personality Test by Setus reviews
An ancient scroll that contains a series of personal questions finally found it's way into Konoha. But legend has it that the scroll is CURSED? What happens when the ninjas picked it up one after another? Pls R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,759 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Balamb Garden Amazing Race by MissSugarQuill reviews
Activity has been down lately at Balamb Garden, so Selphie and Irvine take it into their own hands to create some adventure for the Balamb Garden crew. [ squinoa . seifitis . selvine . zellness ! ]
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,586 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Three Wishes Can Really Screw You Up by spykitty reviews
COMPLETE Some cursing, but not much. What happens when Naruto finds a genie bottle? Funny. Seriously. Random pairings. Slight SasuHina. Like I said. Random pairings. Stupid and out of boredom, but worth it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,436 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
New World, Same Idiots by ArtikGato reviews
A parody of kinda epic proportions, including the horrors of Ed learning to cook from Envy, Ed learning to drive from Roy, and the mall OOCness. And some other stuff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006
Everything He Wanted by Clouds Of Light reviews
Sequel to Everything She Couldn't Have. Happy ending. Please R and R. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Hitorijime by Cashmeritan reviews
Riza wanted children. Roy wanted Riza. [ROYAI!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style! by KarmaDreamz reviews
Konoha gets cars and are teaching the Genins to drive! Get ready for car crashing, cliff jumping, and granny hit’n’runs GALORE! Naruto style! Gai's plan to get driving back revealed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,258 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005
Welcome To My Life by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Another Question by Sugarholic reviews
Greta has another question to ask. But this time it's about disciplin. Will Conard be able to answer for his niece? YuriWolfram all the way through!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Akatsuki Summer Beach House by AkiraDawn reviews
What happens when the Akatsukis spend a week at the beach? Read if you're into something totally funny! Rated M as a safety, language R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Silent Understanding by Yukishiro Madoka reviews
[Oneshot] Friendship and love's like a package. Either you get both...or you lose both. [SasuIno]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rokudaime Ceremony by ice illuser reviews
The Hokage ceremony is coming up, but there's one tiny problem. Everyone has to have a date, and most of the guys are as thick as boards when it comes to matters of relationships...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,784 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
To Defy Fate by VirtualxSimplicity reviews
As Tenten fights Neji in a battle of fate, failure may mean certain death...if not physically, then mentally and emotionally. On both sides. NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Dream A Little Dream by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sleeptalking can get you in trouble, especially if Naruto catches you, and especially if your name happens to be Hyuuga Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Coping Mechanism by Cyberwolf reviews
Neji has to cope with no longer being the center of Tenten's attention. Neji has never been good at coping. [NejiTen] with a side of [Naru?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
This Time Around by VirtualxSimplicity reviews
This time around, it was her turn to stir up the attention. This time around, it was her turn to receive the jealous glances, admiring looks, and flattering comments. This time around, she would make Neji Hyuuga say 'wow'. NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Wedding Crashers by sylver rain reviews
When forced into marriage, what do friends do to the wedding to help? Why, crash it, of course! [Chpt 8: The plan is set in action as the boys get the crashing going. Neji begins to accepts his ominous fate but Sasuke seems to be suffering a greater deal.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004
Honey If You Love Me by VirtualxSimplicity reviews
Hilarity ensues as the main Konoha gennin teams get together to play the game, 'Honey if You Love Me, Please Smile.' Oh my, Ino is up to her matchmaking schemes again...or is she? [General pairings: NarutoHinata, SasukeSakura, NejiTenten, ShikamaruIno]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
I Wanna Be A Supermodel by sarafu-chan reviews
Tenten is an ordinary girl who was thrown into the crazy world of showbiz. Can she survive? NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NejiTen. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,525 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Tenten, Neji H.
Seducing Neji by Amasian reviews
This year, Tenten is taking a different approach to plan the perfect Valentine's Day gift for the arrogant bastard she calls her boyfriend. Little does she know, chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Kitchen Time Fun by lollyberry reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]Sakura and Sasuke have fun in the kitchen. Hmmm...I wonder just what they're doing in there!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
A Fullmetal Alchemist Event by VioletWingedPerfection reviews
A radom fic about why you shouldn't leave Roy Mustang alone in his office for too long. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Lilies by Suffering Angel reviews
Wolfram's emotions are slowly eating him up from the inside out. In a desperate attempt at inner peace, he confronts Yuuri about it. In response, Yuuri is... as Yuuri does.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
The Love Potion by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Greta gives Yuuri a gift to use on Wolfram that he doesn't want. Turns out he was wrong. YuurixWolfram. Complete
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/28/2005
Anytime by balfonheim reviews
I loved Vincent Valentine. Not cutesy, flirty, 'I have a crush on you' feelings, but all out love. It was a horrible disease I couldn’t get rid of. Yuffentine Oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Squall Leonhart by Shibaryou reviews
It's Christmas, and all Squall can really say about it is, ...Whatever despite his friends' attempts at giving him some Christmas cheer.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Squall L. - Complete
Mission Kinky by Crimson1 reviews
The kinkiest mission ever for our dear SeeDs. Men in drag, guest appearances, and naughty fun. Don't miss out and PLEASE REVIEW!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2001 - Published: 7/13/2001 - Complete
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Match reviews
Chiyo wants to find her grandson a bride, but Sasori just isn’t that interested. Yet, anyway. SasoxDei. Warning: Slightly AU, and OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Drag reviews
Akatsuki receives a new mission, the likes of which they've never seen before... CrackFic. Visit profile for link to illustration.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Story Kakashi Chose reviews
Kakashi finds a fanfiction in a bookstore to share with his students on ShareAStory Day... Note: This is a PARODY. No offense to anyone! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
Shinobi Race For Fifty reviews
14 people. 10 stolen vehicles. 500 miles. 50,000,000! Violence, betrayal, grand theft auto, someone trying to make money off bets, and...romance? Yep, that's what happens when you pit 14 shinobi against each other in a race for fifty! AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006